@senatorshoshana Interviewed a guy for a job once and I’ve never been convinced that he wasn’t just an AI avatar. All of his responses felt like exactly what you’d get from an LLM.
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Patrick
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Patrick
@looptrnnr
Running stupid distances and other nonsense; also a fucking lawyer
Beigetreten Ağustos 2017
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@HubieTalksHoops @kevin_nealon Technically, the sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma
The sun's not simply made out of gas, no, no, no
The sun is a quagmire, it's not made of fire
Forget what you've been told in the past
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@kevin_nealon Technically, the sun is gaslighting us, Kevin.
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Daylight saving time. We are gaslighting the sun.
The sun has been doing the exact same thing for 4.6 billion years, plus tax.
We’re in the kitchen arguing with a microwave like, how dare you.
Birds are not updating their wristwatches.
Squirrels are not pushing a meeting back an hour.
The deer outside are not standing around like I thought sunrise was at 6:30am
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Goodbye, natural-time sunset. See you again in the Fall. 😥
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@perpetualtalk @Kana_Tsbs @LauraLoomer @SouthwestAir Literally a different person, but I guess they all look alike to you
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BREAKING:
@SouthwestAir Southwest Airlines Flight 2094 from Nashville to Fort Lauderdale, Florida was forced to divert to Atlanta late last night after a an Arabic looking Muslim passenger onboard the plane threatened to blow the plane up with a bomb!
You can see the SWAT team apprehend the Muslim passenger while terrified passengers were forced to put their hands up.
Zero media coverage!!!! Share this everywhere!!
DEPORT ALL MUSLIMS FROM AMERICA!!
If you were on this flight, please DM me.
@DHSgov @FBIDirectorKash @RealTomHoman @POTUS
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I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce
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@senatorshoshana What’s impressive about this to me is that it added a ring light reflection in your pupils. When I used earlier versions to try to quickly edit headshots, it actually completely blackened the pupil giving the final images that dead behind the eyes “Polar Express” quality …
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Nano banana is amazing for photo editing. I wanted a new headshot but wanted to look like me. I told it to expand the background, fix the lighting, and get rid of some of the reflection. It gave me a tall body that wasn't like mine but cropping that out fixed it fine
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Matt Walsh is having the “oh my gosh, I’m the only evangelical in this room who believes any of this” moment that everyone goes through.
The first time you watch everyone just stop believing one thing and start believing another because someone important told them to is wild. But
Blue Georgia@BlueATLGeorgia
Matt Walsh is having an absolute public meltdown today.
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@looptrnnr To make the world smaller. Rushdie made a cameo in Seinfeld. And I watched that episode. So we three are linked
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Salman Rushdie
Larry David
Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
🚨 BRAKING 🚨 The oldest and greatest country on earth 🇺🇸 has officially taken out the Supreme Leader of Iran 🇮🇶 , Ali Khaleesi This marks our third resounding victory over them in wars since 1991 He died with zero SEC championships and having never lettered in shit
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@ModernTrailhead @ultrasarts09 @looptrnnr @SecWar That sounds so degrading, demeaning, and denigrating. Virtues Signaling is despicable.
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The Department of War has officially put Scouting America on notice.
It’s time to get back to basics — and DoW is leading the charge.
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@looptrnnr @SecWar You know what I meant. It was too corrupted. It no longer matched the goals of the church.
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@looptrnnr @ModernTrailhead @janet420 @SecWar It became scouting America in like 2022 if I remember correctly
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@ScottinCV @SecWar No one forced LDS to leave. That was their decision.
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Too Little, Too Late. As a former Eagle Scout, I feel that BSA will never be the same. It was totally destroyed by the left. My church—The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints—was BSA's first chartered organization, starting in 1913. It was force to leave in 2019. BSA had become a ghost of the very principles it enshrined in the Scout Law: A Scout is Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent. There was no more duty to God or country. Atheists, child predators, woke leftists, lawyers, and bureaucracy brought it all down. Scouting America is not Boy Scouts and never will be.
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@ModernTrailhead @janet420 @SecWar Precisely. I’m so sick of these false narratives. Scouts BSA (is it Scouting America now?) is providing amazing opportunities for young boys and girls.
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@willlovesmovies @HollywoodHandle Just because one character has an arc (who isn’t even the main character) doesn’t mean the story does
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Phil Lord and Chris Miller addresses the delays of ‘SPIDER-MAN: BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE.’
"At one point it was one movie, but there was too much movie there, so it was separated into two. But then once you looked at that second half of a movie, you’re like, ‘Well, that’s like not just a story arc that has a beginning, middle, and end."
(Via: gizmodo.com/yes-the-filmma…)
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Oh my gosh the first Maltese Falcon was ridiculous. Maybe I should be less of a remake snob
Ben Mankiewicz@BenMank77
Gaslight and The Maltese Falcon are both remakes. That's always worth remembering, since our first instinct is often to say it's sacrilegious to remake a classic. I think we should be open to remakes of our best films. And I want to go on record that Steven Seagal would kill it as Rick Blaine in "Pistol Whipped in Casablanca."
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@senatorshoshana I feel like I have to constantly point this out to ... *grimaces* ... young people
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Just because you don't know about something doesn't mean they don't exist trgdatacenters.com/resource/histo…
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@senatorshoshana "they're for everything we do online" Lol what are u doing - we were all online 10 years ago and there were no data centers Something quite foul is afoot
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@SendCakeFilms @azed_ai So, like, to answer the original question, like that 👆
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@azed_ai I had to stop watching after 3 seconds. The music is awful, the AI actors are soulless, the story is pointless, and the framing is rubbish. So yeah, that sortof makes it Slop
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@DDayFilms I love chubby orange cat plush! He dislikes Tuesdays and has a fondness for ricotta stuffed shells
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@senatorshoshana @TSHamiltonAstro “Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you’re goddam right I’m living in the past!”
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@TSHamiltonAstro OH yeah!!
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