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@far_leftie @coppinthesun @amazon LOB - blocked for bullshit

Oh my, I`m shaking @amazon & my blood pressure is through the roof. Amazon driver just came to my door with my order & he asked me for my date of birth. I refused to give him it as I see no reason to verify my age. You have my name, address & my order & I see no reason to tell anyone my DOB. He tried to force his way into my house. I had to push the door as hard as I could & that was extremely frightening. I THINK HE WAS GOING TO RAPE ME. This happened at 14.40 today 8/5/26. I have it all on CCTV.

@lukeakehurst There isn’t anyone else in your party who’s even remotely suitable to lead it. The cabinet are the biggest collection of incompetents in political history - that’s the only reason you’re prepared to keep the lying buffoon in place

For the avoidance of doubt, I am completely opposed to Labour having a leadership challenge and will support Keir Starmer if there was such an election. I don't think there will be one in any case. We do need to listen to voters on speeding up delivering change, especially on the cost of living. Following the Tories down the path of constant coups against PMs would make the country politically and economically weaker and less stable at a time of intense strategic danger. Labour moving to the left would have exactly the same disastrous results as every other time we tried it.

Politicians are what happens when ordinary,unremarkable people get the idea that they are somehow the answer, despite having abandoned any connection with the electorate,in favour of personal advancement & ego driven profile.Explains the constant failure to do the right thing 🙄

@RachelReevesMP @SJFT88 Serially incompetent - more interested in being the first than the best. Obscurity beckons when Kier scapegoats his top ( definitely not top ) team 👋🏼👋🏼

These are tough election results for Labour and I’m sorry to all of those colleagues who have lost their seats. Keir Starmer won a mandate to change our country. We must get on with delivering that mandate - and show how politics can improve people’s lives for the better.

@JackWDart @AndrewWright37 What’s it like with your head in the sand Jack lad ?

Reform UK were rejected by more than 70% of voters yesterday, and the media is treating the result as terminal for Labour while almost entirely ignoring the fact that most people said no to the hatred, the division and the bigotry. That is the actual story.

Can anyone honestly say that they knew the name of the outgoing Mayor of Hackney ? Exactly - non job, non entity and will barely cause a ripple 🙄

@SarahAllisonFl @JohnCleese @AnasSarwar .@SarahAllisonFl This is manipulated bollocks - the speech was made by Humza Yousaf in 2020 - blocked for bullshit

This man @AnasSarwar , a Pakistani Muslim, leads Scotland’s Labour Party and complains there are too many white ppl there! Imagine someone going to Africa saying there are too many black ppl! Same guy who said Pakistanis should run Western countries. What’s your response to him?

@MikeJ_A @RAF_Luton NEVER DISS THE LUTON !!

@LeonardBriscoe3 @XRLlareggub He must have his heels on

Is that Stevie Wonder? x.com/LondonLabour/s…

@AyoCaesar Quite a way down the list then 🤔

One of the big broadcasters asked me to do some overnight punditry, in their central London studio at 4am. The catch? Their fee was £50, and they wouldn't pay for a cab. So, at £30 each way, I'd be paying a tenner for the privilege. Guys... how bad are your budget cuts?!

@DailyMail I’m not adverse to harpoons and or buckshot - below the waterline obvs - before the hair triggers kick off 🙄

POLL OF THE DAY: Should French police use knives to deflate migrant boats bound for England? trib.al/MygldzE

@BenObeseJecty Because the Tories cut the National Mobile Phone Crime Unit which promoted and led on best practice for target hardening/registration of phones as well as targeting organised mobile phone thefts at public events as well as disrupting the exporters and handlers - You did ask 🤷🏽‍♂️

Thousands of Londoners who have had their phones stolen in the past six months are now wondering why the Met Police can’t find the person who took theirs.

@ZackPolanski I’m getting the word, vulnerable! 🙄😂

Just met a group of friends who just voted in a Senedd election for the first time! Voting to make hope normal again! 💚💚💚

@PSCupdates Hope they robustly threw you out into the street

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@metpoliceuk @SJFT88 @declassifiedUK Turns out your two bob phone camera auditor the was ‘ in the way’ and should have fucked off out of his path 👍🏻

@declassifiedUK For clarity we should point out this incident happened last July. You complained about it at the time and it went to the IOPC for an independent assessment. The Commissioner was found to have done nothing wrong.

@ArchRose90 And yet she’s ‘reformed’ her chest, cheeks, butt, and possibly several other parts - seems a bit contrary to me 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

Well Carol, a lot more of us loathe Labour, who you campaigned for. Vote Reform to make Carol Vorderman’s plastic face move very slightly to look angry.

@LNallalingham By providing sufficient details to identify the handset as stolen, such as the Imei number - straightforward

🤔 Can someone explain this to me? How do you arrest someone for trying to sell a stolen phone… …but somehow still not have the phone?

@SartorialThug Tut tut - mind you she’s probably stronger and has something of a jab by all accounts

He's no gentleman. IYKYK

@owenjonesjourno @TheGreenParty I wonder how long your love affair with this party will last. After your messy break up with Labour I hope this isn’t just you trying ingratiate yourself and worm your way in to the corridors of recycling and EVs. Seems like a better fit for you and Vorderman 🙄

Just voted for @TheGreenParty. I voted for hope - and against a political and media establishment which has ruined this country. It felt good. I highly recommend it 💚

@Lord_Talbot64 ‘Nobody told him’ 🙄

Keir Starmer “calling voters at Labour HQ” on a landline phone that isn’t even plugged in 😂