real

@milchickfan42 How will this affect the bee population?

I thought they only hit 50 in Iraq and Death Valley, crazy

@memeticsisyphus youtu.be/veACB_Iqy68?si…

Ok, ignoring time zones for a moment… what is the implication of this? Imagine it was true that his name was googled a day prior. What exactly is the conspiracy? That the Jews picked a guy to commit a false flag and all decided to check out who he was on google the day before he did it?

I do not ‘goon’ to porn, not do I ‘beat off’ to Sabrina, I do not ‘stroke my shit’ to babes… I wank. I wank myself off to “HOW TO GET OVER 2000 POINTS IN FRUIT NINJA (tips) (no hacks) Working 2025”. We will never be the same.

Join me as I ride my penny farthing to Cambodia for men's mental health

In Liverpool already drunk

@SillyOracle @alisonunlocked Random comment from facebook said Dez had threatened the dirt biker Zar's son first

@alisonunlocked What am I missing here?? Did the dirtbikes arm themselves with machetes?

Entranced by this from ACA in 2018. Not sure it's possible for anything to age worse

@iamrecaptcha Haha and you still wrote something

Writer’s block is making me stew with homicidal rage as the blinking “I I I I” of the stupid cursor fucking taunts me. Also makes me a bit morose.

@CrustPunk161 How did you all fit

Rode on a greyhound with a bunch of amish people last weekend and I'm still processing some things

@xanatosyomomma No such thing as a free lunch

none of you do it like me

Telling the customer he doesn't have that iron in him

@3l3ktr4k0mpl3ks He got played a bit on triple j in 2016 open.spotify.com/album/0VJ6uo9B…

@madarsakra What does that even mean Finnan

Whatever happened to D.D Dumbo

@iamrecaptcha Where would you send them

I need my own army of reply guys

After my wife finishes playing Chinese Cut the Rope on my Tesla infotainment, I’m knuckling down and suggesting we switch it up with some proper kino. Maybe Severance or The White Lotus or something.

@bilbosfootcomb This is a book aimed at kids that I read a lot growing up, tells some of the Dreaming stories of the peoples of Northern Queensland (iirc). A whole series of these released in 70s, not sure about availability in the US though:

Becoming a bit of a weeb for Aboriginal Australian culture and history. Any Aussie friends have any book recommendations?

@iamrecaptcha Start hip-and-shouldering trees, brick walls to build up resistance so the medical costs are minimal. Or maybe study diving into a leg-breaking position in case of a slower impact

Where the rich drivers at? I need one of you to drunk drive - but not too fast like 15 mph - and hit my ass. I need an insurance payout because I’m don’t have the skills or the cut throat/evil character to move on up in the world. Golly they don’t let you be a slacker anymore

@iamrecaptcha I'm keen I'll keep my eyes peeled

@madarsakra Don’t know. Anything really - short stories, book reviews if I ever actually finish a book, creative nonfiction essays that makes you want switch to another tab- the works. However, lucky for everyone, I have a shitty work ethic so prob not writing anytime soon

I want to break out of this rut. I’ve been sad for two days straight. If I’m sad again tomorrow. I’m starting a Substack. Horrid news I know.

@laserboat999 Guy who's only seen the Mappa Mundi draws map from memory