Mark Dania

Cute theory, let's play it out. A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last. But... oh wait, there is no pile. It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded. The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it. Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0. The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession. But it gets worse. Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all. Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees. So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked. So the monkeys sit there. No bananas. No rockets. No coordinates to get more banananas. Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer. OH And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

Elon Musk is officially the first trillionaire in human history.

We've made an unprecedented promise to every union worker who powers our railroads: if you have a job when this merger is approved, you will have a job for life. Because the men and women who keep America moving deserve nothing less.

For 48 hours this girl has been getting cooked on here… Like I mean flame broiled. Can anyone explain why?

Long Beach School District (in CA) hosts a segregated "blacks-only" graduation:

JD Vance: If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.

Karmelo Anthony supporter: "I don't give a f*ck about White lives... F*ck dat cracker. We smokin that Austin pack, pu**y!"