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@WhiteHouse Yep, we went from not being at war, to a pointless war with no clear outcome to a far worse situation. It's the kind of outcome that only Trump & his sycophants would think was a victory.

A big day for World Peace!

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Sounds like being an MP but with less holiday. Remind me how many working days a Council worker earning minimum wage have, vs an MP earning £90k plus expenses...

A council job with a four-day working week for five days’ pay. Nice if you can get it. Not so nice when taxpayers are paying the bill. We deserve full-time services for full-time pay. The @Conservatives will ban this ridiculous policy and get Britain working again.

@PeteHegseth I think you meant to say that it's Trump first (got to fellate the big man with the little mushroom dick), then you, then the poor Mrs Hegseth who puts up with your alcoholism, with a sprinkling of god throughout. Troops will come pretty far down your list of considerations.

Troops first, always.

@WhiteHouse Sooo, TACO Trump blinked first. Another staggering self-own by that demented twat.

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

@StateDept Why is that old man standing beside you? Is he your hype man or something?

SECRETARY RUBIO: The whole world has been impacted unfortunately because Iran is violating every law known by striking commercial vessels in the Straits of Hormuz. Iran is a regime that doesn’t believe in laws, rules, or anything like that. It’s a state sponsor of terrorism.

@FoxNews Sounds war crimey, doesn't it. You must be pleased with your guy being this presidential.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump warns 'whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again' if Iran doesn't agree to deal to end war

@GlobalinsightsN @BBCBreaking That's quite a global insight...

@BBCBreaking Canceling an entire festival because of one artist… justified or overreaction?

Wireless Festival cancelled after Kanye West barred from entering UK, organisers say bbc.in/4mfiyec

@Conservatives Says a political party whose MPs are currently enjoying the Easter recess. You guys work sufficiently low hours that you can have second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth jobs.

Soldiers can’t strike. The police can’t strike. Neither should doctors. The next Conservative government will ban these strikes, for good.

@PressSec Some big bollocks on you to claim this as a success. Shot down in an expensive jet, in a place they didn't need to be, fighting a war that will prove nothing other than your fealty to Bibi. Oh, and that's before the $300m worth of gear you lost *that day* is taken into account.

@SecWar God isn't going to stop the war crime trials, Pete.

The tomb is empty. The promise is fulfilled. Through His sacrifice, we are redeemed. We stand firm in faith, courage, and truth—Happy Easter.

@stuey_beef I'm looking forward to adopting the Euro as a consequence of your beloved Brexit.

No one voted for: – EU rules back on our food – 76 Brussels regulations quietly re‑imposed – “Marmalade” banned unless the label says “citrus” first. But that’s Starmer’s “Brexit reset”. A country that can’t even name its own jam isn’t taking back control – it’s giving it away.

@AGPamBondi Burned by Trump after whoring yourself about for him, and you still try to flatter him?

Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration. Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Justice in American history. Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.

@PeteHegseth Foolproof, Pete. No chance that this will spawn generations of religiously motivated retribution against you and the US. Trump is old, he will be dead. You have longer, probably. Until your cirrhosis kicks in anyway. A lifetime of looking over your shoulder or up into the sky.

Back to the Stone Age.

@JDVance How does it have to take to ask AI to write 80,000 words of shite? This took about a minute...

I’ve been writing this book for a long time, and I’m honored to finally be able to share the full story with you all. Communion is about my personal journey and how I found my way back to faith. It will be available in June, but you can pre-order today: a.co/d/0cTpceI7

@IvankaTrump @EricTrump Yep. Praise the brother who bribed his way into having a building in your father's name. The guy who, well, did stuff to you and buried your mum at a golf club for a tax break.

Incredible @EricTrump ! Well done !

@dirtydeeds100 @krishgm Sure. And ears grow back in 10 days & don't leave a mark.

@michaelwmichael @krishgm Buddy, the Iranians already tried assassinating trump before the election...

This is not normal

@hepimp Logged in to find it's mostly things that are extra anyway. Looks like it's just HBOs way of getting their own ad revenue rather than Sky. Whatever it is, it's not beneficial for Sky customers.

Sky are bigging up ‘gifting’ us HBO Max which just appears to be all the stuff they already showed and then removed from Sky Atlantic and now have to pay another tenner to watch in uhd without ads on HBO.

@interesting_aIl That'll help as the Americans disembark their landing craft on Kharg Island.

Army hack for rolling pants

@trussliz Is Dim Lizzy on painkillers or what? She can barely string a sentence together.

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