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@HistoryInPics You guys can jerk each other off

I need to meet the person running the White House account

@Mr_Derivatives Oh yea, Elon did a great job cleaning up Twitter of all the spam and bots, gotta get him in charge of the postal service.

Trimming the fat doesn’t mean getting rid of all the fat!! Keep USPS but refresh/rehaul/reform!

Let’s be honest to ourselves for a second here. 90% of all USPS mail is junk anyways. If there was ever a time to trim the fat @DOGE @elonmusk

@PradageeX @Mr_Derivatives You smoking crack?

@Mr_Derivatives He’s something, perhaps a time jumper. He saw the future and how bad it got. Came back here to figure out the solution. Does not have all the answers but knows where we are headed. The fork in the road painting was a dead giveaway. The two roads are separate potential realities.

Elon is the father to 13 children between four women, well if the Ashley St. Claire “rumor” is true, then 14 children between 5 women… that we know of. He owns and is heavily involved in 6 companies with the largest one, $TSLA valued at 13 figures, ha go figure. He’s a top 20 gamer in Diablo 4 apparently. He’s running DOGE and being more outspoken about politics than ever before. I think he is a clone. A bot. Perhaps there multiples of him. Kthxbye

@RLangenhahn @ceoworm @itsCameronHeinz @LeadingReport There are millions of republicans who live in those states and their votes don’t matter.

@ceoworm @itsCameronHeinz @LeadingReport Because? Should all of the US submit to only what CA and NY want? That’s not a representative government.

BREAKING: Tim Walz calls for eliminating the Electoral College and switching to a national popular vote while fundraising at Gavin Newsom’s private residence in Sacramento.

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

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Pinstripe Bowl Champs 🏆

If he never logs back on this’ll be the greatest last tweet of all time

To my brutha Steve RIP Today is a sad day, I will miss my friend.

@hockeycoach_16 @GovMurphy Thanks for the update

@GovMurphy Not raining by me.

I have declared a State of Emergency due to severe storms throughout the state causing hazardous weather conditions, including: 🌧️ Intense rainfall 🌊 Flash flooding  💨 Dangerous winds

“I love my popcorn. movies. popcorn.” — tom cruise, 2023

@righteousPat you out there

This summer is full of amazing movies to see in theaters. Congratulations, Harrison Ford, on 40 years of Indy and one of the most iconic characters in history. I love a double feature, and it doesn't get more explosive (or more pink) than one with Oppenheimer and Barbie.

R.I.P. Cormac McCarthy (1933-2023)

Cormac McCarthy, a Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist who endured decades of obscurity and poverty before film versions of “All the Pretty Horses,” “No Country for Old Men” and “The Road” brought him a wide readership and financial security, has died at 89. variety.com/2023/film/news…

Scarlett johanneson I will drink ur bath water...#random

@MikeFrancesa we need you covering this air quality situation asap

Rest in peace Bubba. Rest in peace The Iron Sheik 🙏

Running in #MissionImpossible movies since 1996. #GlobalRunningDay