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For those at home and abroad who clearly can’t differentiate between satire and the real world, believe it or not I’m not actually Mike Houston.
I’m Scottie Montgomery.
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Mike Houston’s Burner 💍
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Mike Houston’s Burner 💍
@notMikeHouston
Bot Account 🤖 Not the Former Head Football Coach at East Carolina University 🟪🟨 SPEEK UP LIBRUL 🗣️ Engagement Farmer 🚜 Run it Up the Middle Donnie!
Greenville, SC Beigetreten Şubat 2025
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IS DEER MEET BURRETOS CONSIDERD AWTHENTIC MEXICAN.?? A WHITE BOY TRYIN 2 HAVE A NITE 🌮
NOT PICTURED : OLD EL PASO MEXICUN CHEESY RICE
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@LilaCave @JeremyTTUsports ONLEE LIBRULS CALL IT VENISEN LIBRUL . ITS DEER MEET .
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@JeremyTTUsports @notMikeHouston My son makes killer venison tamales.
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@notMikeHouston Looks great but I think it depends. Chilangos don’t usually fw wild game.
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Hating ECU as a Marshall fan is certainly a choice but okay.
Yogi The Bear@WeAreMU75
Yogis Official CFB tier list that absolutely nobody asked for
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📈 Overrated vs Underrated Teams in 2026 📉
(Group of 6 Only)
What would you change about this list? ⬇️
#CFB
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@Jj0qec @BullsNationCFB @xDungeonCrawler OH MY GOD CAN YALL STOP BLOWIN UP MY MENSHUNS.?? SOFLO THIS BEOTHER HAS 4 FOLLOWERS STOP REPLYIN 2 HIM
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@BullsNationCFB @xDungeonCrawler @notMikeHouston okay, i also haven’t seen students here where logos of other schools on campus either. school pride is very high at UCF which i’m sure you wouldn’t want to hear but everyone wears UCF gear
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MIND IF I DAY BOOZE TODAY FELLAS @notMikeHouston @Bigdixswanging @RaleighBill72 PLEASE MONITOR GOBBLESS
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@GhettoBy_TheSea Oh no Derek that’s terrible. I hope you will recover.
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Someone hacked my account yesterday and said a bunch of racist things
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SOCCER TEAMS HAVIN A GROUP HUG AFTER SCORIN A GOAL TELLS ME ABOUT EVERYTHANG I NEED 2 KNOW
Pop Base@PopBase
Turkey has once again scored against USA at the World Cup. Turkey 2-1 USA
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MY COLLEGE FOOTBALL TIERS LIST . DO WE HAVE A PROBLUM.??
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@ScottiFromJax @take_the_island @notMikeHouston Hey Scotti, eat a dick pal, what the fuck is a Jax state 🤣🤣💀💀💀
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Imagine talking about “bottom of the barrel newcomers” as an ECU fan. 🤣🤣🤣
Mike Houston’s Burner 💍@notMikeHouston
@plem6127 @JaxStateEnjoyer I’m not gonna argue about bottom of the barrel newcomers.
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3 putting for bogey in places that you can definitely pronounce and can definitely afford
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IM TRYIN 2 GIVE THIS SHIT A CHANCE BUT WHY IN THE HELL CAINT THESE LIBRULS ON TV JUST SAY “TURKEY” .? AINT NOBODY EVER HEARD OF THIS STUPID ASS “TÜRKIYE” BULLSHIT TILL THESE SISSIES GOT ALL SPUN UP ABOUT SOCCER . NOT N MY FUCKIN CUNTRY HOSS .
U.S. Soccer Men's National Team@USMNT
The Group D Finale. 👀
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The time is now, revive this conference's soul‼️‼️
𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗵 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱@joshbstrickland
@PackChat1887 Need it
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The Pirates have landed one of the top catchers in D2 and he can really swing the bat.
College Splits@collegesplits
.@jackenrico brings a career of performance with him into the transfer portal, and is the best of the recent D2 position players to enter. Had the highest OPS in 2026 of all D2 catchers in the transfer portal:
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