Walter Rauschenbusch Light

Rhyming with me is the biggest mistake. The Spider Man meme is me looking at Drake. It’s like we recruited your homies to be Demon Deacons: We got ‘em attending a wake. @JColeNC

barbara ehrenreich showing up to game 5 in the KNICKEL AND DIMED shirt

@lpcs43c @whiteboy3274 My dad gave me these for Christmas that year

@whiteboy3274 These ones are cooler

i found this sealed deck of cards in a car i bought last year. i still havent opened them..

@sportsrapport I was at the bar above the comedy cellar after midnight on New Year’s Day of 1999. Dave had done a set that night and was drinking at the bar. My friend called him over to our table and he came over and talked to us for a few minutes. He was extremely nice

What dreams are made of

@_SFPigeon @PoliceIncident It’s a bald male cop with sunglasses on the back of his head

@PoliceIncident No way. It was a lady cop. No one would have guessed that. Thata never happened every time

Pasadena Officer Shot by Fellow Officer During "Horseplay," Chief Says PASADENA, Calif. — The Pasadena Police Department has released a Critical Incident Video concerning an officer-involved shooting that occurred on September 7, 2025, inside the department's parking structure at 240 Ramona Street in Pasadena. The incident resulted in injuries to one Pasadena police officer, who has since recovered. Pasadena Police Chief Gene Harris said the incident involved "unsafe, out-of-policy horseplay involving loaded firearms" between department personnel. Chief Harris stated that one officer was wounded as a result of the shooting and emphasized that the conduct depicted in the video did not reflect the department's standards or expectations. The injured officer was transported for medical treatment and has since recovered from the injuries sustained during the incident. Pasadena police have not publicly identified the officers involved, and no members of the public were injured. The case remains under investigation and review by the Pasadena Police Department and the Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. Sources: Pasadena Police Department; City of Pasadena; Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office. #police #cops #crime #policia #polizei #Police_Incidents #CrimeNews

@HerbinCowboyAZ @PoliceIncident It’s a bald male cop with sunglasses on the back of his head

@PoliceIncident shot by a woman with a gun.. Huh who would have guessed that yet ANOTHER female officer sucks at what she does....

@DropAPinShow There is in fact a Monterey in California also

What city is this stadium in?

NEW: A second former Capitol staffer has confirmed a past romantic relationship with Democrat Senate candidate James Talarico texasscorecard.com/decisiontexas/…

@SomaKazima2 And he was living under the name Sanders

Idk why this had me in tears cause bitch wtf is a pooh 😭😭😭😭😭

@japan_nobunaga @no_nfa The English translation translates the end of this as “dost thou not”. I’m curious if the Japanese is also written in an intentionally old fashioned way. And, if so, what about the Japanese indicates this.

@no_nfa あなたも、その味には何か感じ入るものがあるようでござるな。

USA. There is a white sauce here that the people pour upon everything, with the devotion of a sacred rite. I have become a believer. I noticed it slowly. A bowl of it beside the vegetables. A cup of it beside the bread. Beside the meat. Beside the other sauce. Children dipped fruit in it. A grown man beside me poured it onto a slice of pizza that already had a sauce of its own, closed his eyes, and sighed like a man coming home. I asked its name. They told me with a small reverence: ranch. For it is written that every great people anoints its food with one sacred thing — a drop of gold pressed from olives, a paste of beans aged in cedar. This nation has chosen a cool white elixir, and it anoints not one dish but all dishes, holding nothing back. For to leave a single food unblessed would be the deeper impiety. So I anointed. Everything. The vegetable, yes. But also the rice. The egg. The morning fish. I would not be the one barbarian who left his plate unblessed while a whole nation dipped in joy around me. And here my heart rose, and I declared the thing a calmer man would not: "I will pour this holy elixir upon every food beneath the heavens — the noble and the humble, the savory and the sweet — until I find the one dish it cannot improve. And on that day I will know I have reached the very edge of the world, for everything within it has been made better by ranch." The teenager refilling the dip station watched me anoint a bowl of rice. "...that's a lot of ranch, my guy." "It is the correct amount," I told him, "for a god." I have not yet found the dish it cannot improve. I have stopped looking. So I brought a great vat of it to the next gathering and set it at the center of the table, and the whole room descended upon it with cries of joy, and a woman I had never met looked at me and said, "okay — YOU get it." I have never felt more accepted. So tell me, America. You call it ranch. A condiment. A thing on the side. I call it the one sauce a whole nation agreed to love together — and I dip, with all of you, gladly.

@BarstoolBigCat US is playing Germany on June 6? Why aren’t people making more jokes about this?

We’re so back

@BasedRedhead @Halalcoholism I looked it up. It literally is.

@Halalcoholism I’m American and idk wtf a 5 and 5 is. I’m assuming she means five sugar packets and five shots of cream? So freaking say that instead of using weird lingo that isn’t even in Italian.

Oh look, someone designed a video specifically to make me angry

@96Henrique @xHaustedOfStats Seems like lying is a pattern with her

@revmattjohnson @xHaustedOfStats Yep, I checked as well and the OP was clearly lying and being horrible.

Just a outright cruel person who is now writing lib-coded statements to get sympathy

@96Henrique @xHaustedOfStats Apparently she was trying to position herself as a minister but she’s wearing a Universal Life Church badge. I don’t see anything about her being an episcopal priest youtu.be/lyzz1lk0S8c?si…

@xHaustedOfStats Where did she find that this woman was an Episcopal priest? I couldn't find this online.

@rewollofrettiwt @Portland_Sucks_ @TheTNHoller @grok Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal

@Portland_Sucks_ @TheTNHoller @grok Who was arrested and jailed for 7 years? What was the charge?

Literally wtf is this guy on about

@Joshua4570 @uindourika Finally found a comment saying this. I think Americans got it from the Brits. Not the other way around

@uindourika British people use ain't a lot already

The most disastrous consequence of American globalism was Europeans saying “y’all” and “ain’t”. Its like seeing a dog hold a spoon. Very unusual and very scary.

@OldTVReference Someone already made this edward-la-barbera.itch.io/frasier-fantasy

Instead of a Wolverine game they should do a Beast game where Kelsey Grammer reprises the role. Also he’s not blue and he has a brother named Niles and he has to host the perfect dinner party for Seattle’s finest

@RealCoffeeChoco @chrisgeidner Originally, the voting rights act said you couldn’t have a discriminatory outcome. SCOTUS struck that down and said the discrimination had to be intentional. Now it’s, “Who could possibly know what someone’s intentions are??” It’s a pretty neat trick

@chrisgeidner The best part about the law is where we pretend as though we can read the minds of others and divine intent.

BREAKING: In an unsigned, per curiam opinion on the shadow docket, the SCOTUS conservatives allow Alabama to use a congressional map held repeatedly by a lower court to have been enacted with discriminatory intent.

@davidfrum @TheAtlantic @natfrum Maybe instead of calling Manning a nepo baby, he could call @natfrum a nepo baby. That would unite everyone who read this article

In @theAtlantic, @natfrum argues that the way forward for Democrats is to talk more sports. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/06/…

@weak2touch @EpicClipVault Man this is so funny. I’m just glad to have been a small part of it

@revmattjohnson @EpicClipVault we said "oh my god they hit the towers"

The greatest TikTok of all time