Jake

If your profession wouldn’t make sense in the Gilligan’s Island theme song—professor, movie star, Mary Ann—then it’s not a real job.

@staticbluebat If the other person got hit by a coconut and you worried they had amnesia, maybe

i don't think there's a scenario where the phrase "do you know who i am" comes off sounding good by the person saying it

@dfarecs Hell yeah

@OldTVReference So awesome

Finally made the food from a dream I had last week: mini hot dogs wrapped in fried plantains, served with tomatillo salsa

El logro es de Homero y su hijo que sigue su legado protegiendo a la mariposa Monarca

By nature I’m not someone who nitpicks movies but there’s a part in the movie undertone where the woman’s doctor calls her at 3am to give her test results lol

@heracrvss Sirfetch’d or Morpeko

playing SWSH so now i have to ask: what is your favorite pokemon from gen 8?

@schumisnoopy Your drawing of the end of Khan is so good. Have you drawn the moment he’s sent into space at his funeral?

me whenever i draw spock

@BadPostsLLC Mrs Dash

Hummingbird and bees sharing a drink at a fountain.

Treating myself to a 3 day weekend from both jobs starting tomorrow

Chuck McGill is using the word chud now lol

YouTube uploader: "Wow this Spanish Is the Loving Tongue with just Dylan by himself on piano is stunning. I need to share this with the world. But what image could appropriately capture the delicate beauty of this heartbreaking performance?" "Oh wait I got it"

@pattsully I won’t be deleting the truth

@OldTVReference You still have time to delete this

Rocky IV probably the worst one. Off the top of my head it’s 2>1>3>6>5>4

@natminuszero Over Paulie’s robot? 🤨

@OldTVReference We're gonna get you dawg , sorry

"I've been in prison, Cecil. I'll be happy just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator." "That would be the Latour then..."

"Oh, there's sugar all over the bar now!" "That's not funny, Homer." "Yeah, we were just joking around. But you had to take it too FAR!"

Baby Rosy-faced Lovebirds waiting for a parent to return with food. They are in a Saguaro cactus nest. 🌵