Alternative World ☮️🌊

I will drink wine here or there, I will drink wine anywhere. And when 45 is no longer president, I'll find my liver very well spent...

@LucifersTweetz Everything is fine....

These are the kind of people who run your country.

@ElseSlayer @Peatches66 Umm.... 🤦‍♀️

@Peatches66 😂😂😂🤭 Might as well be how subway squirts it. 😏🤭😝😝

Some days I just want all the veggies & no fucking sauce. 😮‍💨

@bainsmac @muchado33 I wonder if they thought it was a Reese's truck? Bad info all around then, KKs are the worst 😂

@muchado33 I saw this story and my brain just stopped processing information. I scrolled past confused. 😕

I can't help but wonder about the KitKat heist. Do you think they stole it for personal consumption? Where are they storing it that they won't melt? How long do you think it will take to unload that many chocolate bars? 🤔🤔🤔

@ItsMrsRabbitToU Not outdoorsy? 🤭

Someone asked me today if I would call myself a “people person” …I was an extreme introvert before I knew anything about Israel or billionaire pedophiles. What do you think?

@cockroachkisser Because they busy on Twitter

@singlestart20 nooooo

Going To Hell Twitter: See you there. Bring snacks. 🖤💜🤣😈

@cockroachkisser I'd vote for you 😉

@singlestart20 Long story...I could never run for congress. 😇

Good Twitter: Coffee ☕️☕️☕️

I'm not an account that has much reach, but if this RT reaches anyone who has any connection to help please do so. Please and thank you 🙏🙏🙏

#TeamBeetle "...And Beetle was his name. I called him Alexander and he'd answer just the same..."

@muchado33 Oooft, out first 😭😭😭

Choose a stick man!

@Colonel_Myway Absofrickinlutely a 10 😻

He’s two weeks old and just got his first haircut. Jackson is my 6th grandchild and he's a 10...

@cockroachkisser You know you know but you don't KNOW KNOW, ya know? I'm completely serious 🥴

@singlestart20 It's weird when we see it in writing, right? Like "How did you KNOW."

Read This. Me too. All of us. Take a break before you need one. Then Keep Going. 💜💜💜

@UpBeatSkeletor 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I don’t know what to think about this. It’s almost April 1st so I can’t tell if it’s real or April fools. If it is real, I guess I can understand kinda as peanut sauce is a thing in some foods. Anyway… you know if it IS real and I see it in the store, I’ll buy it and try it 😅 BTW there was a s’mores cup noodle ramen once so this isn’t too crazy… 🤷🏼‍♂️

@RossKneeDeep You too ✌️🫶😁

I don't think I say this enough. Thank you for following me. I really appreciate it.

@slater57649 Oh ma gawd 😂😂😂😂

You’re stretching nanas good clothes

@cockroachkisser Waiting....

@singlestart20 On my way.....

3 more days until my job of 11 years ends...bring on the mimis and giffies from the crazy cucaracha! 😂😂😂💜💋🪳 #StrongerTogether #Epstein #epsteintrumppedocoverup

@slater57649 🥰

What a great comeback

@Colonel_Myway 🤭

My mood after I trigger a Stupid Selfish Racist MAGA