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@pureMetatron she's a loon

Wait…WHAT!?

@klara_sjo what happens when i use a griddle that covers two at once? is that coalition cookin'?

What if you cook on all four?

@catholicpat been working on that for a while now

"The Pope is trying to create a One World Religion!" Yep. That's the idea.

@Strangeland_Elf things do happen

Alright, I shall write a fantasy story where the dragons look like this.

@GigaBasedDad pure projection

Is he right?

@hoshizorarock admit it, officer - you're just looking for cheese. if there are rodents with the cheese, that's a bonus, but that's the look of a cheese hater.

おい、アメリカ人よ。 今日も見ているぞ。

@hoshizorarock guard yourself well - no cheese has more potential violence than specialty shop cheese

私の地元で美味しいなチーズのお店を発見した🤤 私は近々これを食べるだろう🤤 アメリカ人達は私がこのチーズ料理を食べるのを指を咥えて見ていなさい。

@usamaru_usagii you know the difference between a 7 minute mile and a 30 minute mile? nothing - they are both a mile, and if you do the mile or miles, doesn't matter how long it takes you. good job. push on.

おはようございます！ ちょっとしんどかったけど、 朝散歩30分行ってきました！ ちょうど良い気候でした。 本日もよろしくお願いします！

@namahoshichan sure. make sure the fire is good and hot, and put the meat in the center of the flames. let me now how it comes out. (cheese police! i'll show *you* some cheese vengeance!)

アメリカニキ達、今から日本ででかい肉を焼くんだけど、これであってるのかな……？

@MetsMuse @SyracuseMets at this rate, everyone in Syracuse, Binghamton and Brooklyn will get at least a day in the bigs, along with any 40 year old free agent with the GM's phone number in his contacts

Okay let’s try the other Mets 😅

@SleeperMets @AbbeyMastracco maybe we just don't understand the goal here

David Stearns on Carlos Mendoza: “I think Mendy is doing a good job.” Via @AbbeyMastracco

@learning_yohei yes. and yes.

日本からこんにちは🇯🇵😄 親愛なるイギリス人、僕に教えて欲しい🇬🇧 イギリスのスコットランドに伝わる伝説のネッシー。 この生き物は実在するの？ それともこの写真はニセモノなの？🤔

@PlatoonPod LP, why do you just come up with better stories off the top of your head, often while rambling in videos, than we actually see filmed here in the early 21st century? and do you have any plans to get involved in the coming ai-produced movie phenomenon?

I've always thought Voyager 1 would've been a good premise for a Pixar movie (back when they were reliably good). Cute, plucky little spaceship getting further away from home, wonders why the humans are taking longer and longer to get back to him. Is he not doing a good job? He goes around doing all sorts of experiments, dodging asteroids and other space dangers, working really hard, but eventually the humans just stop talking to him altogether. He gets sad and lonely. Maybe he bumps into a little alien probe who becomes his friend. They have to work together to accomplish some big thing, but they both have to head home after. Voyager gets sad, because he's leaving his friend and going back to a planet that he thinks has forgotten him, but as he gets closer, all the messages the humans have been sending him start coming through, faster and faster. They never forgot, he was just too far away, but they kept sending him messages hoping he'd hear them one day. The theme would be something wholesome like "know that you are loved, even when life gets tough, even if you don't hear it every day. An adventure isn't good because it's easy." Vague Wall E meets Project Hail Mary vibes.

@sweetcsdesigns volcano problems?

Oh, you wait until NOW to do this, Colorado. wtf.

@MetsMuse "they're showin' me ways to lose that i've never seen before"

This looks like the worst Mets team since?

some of us have a problem with the phrase "a coffee". coffee is a substance that flows endlessly. you can have "a cup of coffee", "a mug of coffee", "a jug of coffee" or even "some coffee", but the idea that "a coffee" is a single thing that we all know the measurement of is modern foolishness. what you have there is a sampler size cup of coffee, so small that the store might have given it away for free in the hopes that you'll like it enough to come back and purchase a full adult-sized "cup of coffee" grumble, grumble, (writer shakes fist at fixed object, argues with street sign, and other pointless behaviour) NB: glad you're feeling better

Texan boyfriend is losing his mind because I bought a $9 coffee. Apparently it is tiny. And he has been ranting about how insane it is for the past 5 minutes. 😭😂 He told me I had to show you all "comparison photos" so you can see how stupid this is. Is this a regular male experience? To go mad about the price of small things? 😂😂😂

@ThomasSowell math is hard

Joe Rogan: "We could give 200 million people $200,000 a year - that's a good amount of money… You can live in a nice house, go on vacation, and eat well."

@GiraffeNeckMarc the way they're hitting lately, just throw darts or roll dice or something to set the batting order. might bumble onto something that works, cause the current thing just ain't

The Mets are on an 8 game losing streak where they have scored 12 runs and this is somehow might make it worse

@pika_nekopanda which part of it has caught everyone's attention? about the injury? or the end where he admits that he's kind of isolated and alone and you can see it bothers him?

アメリカの野球ファンに聞きたい 今井達也のインタビューどう感じた？ 日本では炎上してます

@JayLesykWX here in Kentucky we have Rome, London, Paris, Mexico and others - along with Possum Trot, Monkey's Eyebrow and Rabbit Hash. we have moods

New York knows how to name towns