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Beavis H. Presley
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Beavis H. Presley
@snarkbox
I am the Great Cornholio! Taco Bell-certified motivational speaker.
New York City Beigetreten Haziran 2010
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@NetworkDirecto1 Uh oh we got a Cosmo drinker here. Break out those reruns of Sex and the City!
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@snarkbox I'm a sissy. I actually don't like any liquor straight, can't think of one that tastes good tbh. I e drank plenty but I'm always choking it down
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@Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5 @amazon @MooGooMoto Let’s hope Canal Street in Manhattan doesn’t lose a letter.
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hey, @ShlimPickens5, @amazon delivered your package to my trailer. Come get it before I let @MooGooMoto play it first.

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@NetworkDirecto1 Someone just mentioned grappa on the post, and that’s about right. Drunk straight, pisco is edgy and piney, so mixing a pisco sour is advisable, unless you’re adventurous, like the type who’d drink mescal.
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@snarkbox What's it aorta like, a vodka, or what?
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@Oldfatchick Dude!!! Which cumbia song is that? I been trying to identify it. Heard it once on a bus in Arequipa.
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Are there reach-around fouls in final four basketball? #uconn
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@spiderlou2099 @johnpavlovitz Carhartt is going to deny the brand connection 😂
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@snarkbox @johnpavlovitz I can’t believe we once defended his looks. That is one butt-ugly freak!!
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He ceased to be a Democrat a long time ago. Good riddance...
Joshua Hall@JoshHall2024
🚨BREAKING: 🚨 US Senator John Fetterman of Pennsylvania is reportedly considering LEAVING the Democratic Party and running for re-election as an independent or even possibly A REPUBLICAN in 2028, citing the "growing radicalism and extremism within the Democratic Party". Would YOU vote for John Fetterman in a Republican primary, patriots? 📢🇺🇸🚨
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Heh heh he hhe
Beavis H. Presley@snarkbox
They’re called As*tronauts because they go to the Moon.
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Trump didn’t write this tweet. He’s at Walter Reed right now, possibly just minutes from the end. It may already be over. It’s going to be days, maybe weeks, after Trump is gone before the admin tells us. Stephen Miller will be the shadow president in the meantime.
Pete Hegseth@PeteHegseth
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