Beavis H. Presley

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Beavis H. Presley

Beavis H. Presley

@snarkbox

I am the Great Cornholio! Taco Bell-certified motivational speaker.

New York City Beigetreten Haziran 2010
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Beavis H. Presley@snarkbox·
You can't "defund" NPR. Most of its budget is from local affiliates, not the gov't, that pay for it.
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Just uncorked a good bottle of pisco (Peruvian grape distilled liquor).
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Beavis H. Presley@snarkbox·
@NetworkDirecto1 Someone just mentioned grappa on the post, and that’s about right. Drunk straight, pisco is edgy and piney, so mixing a pisco sour is advisable, unless you’re adventurous, like the type who’d drink mescal.
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Beavis H. Presley@snarkbox·
@Oldfatchick Dude!!! Which cumbia song is that? I been trying to identify it. Heard it once on a bus in Arequipa.
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Scott Downs
Scott Downs@ScottDowns44·
My son broke his elbow today at pickle ball practice. We took him right to Walter Reed hospital and saw 11 armed vehicles pull up at the same time. Donald Trump is clearly at Walter right now. I bet you he slipped and fell.
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Trump is live-tweeting the Iran war from … somewhere.
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Tim Hannan@TimHannan·
Proof of life. Trump emerges from Walter Reed. Nothing to worry about.
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Beavis H. Presley@snarkbox·
These letters are much smaller than TRUMP’s HANDWRITTEN NOTES.
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Beavis H. Presley@snarkbox·
They’re called As*tronauts because they go to the Moon.
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Woke Former Senator@WokeMitt·
Trump didn’t write this tweet. He’s at Walter Reed right now, possibly just minutes from the end. It may already be over. It’s going to be days, maybe weeks, after Trump is gone before the admin tells us. Stephen Miller will be the shadow president in the meantime.
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Wemby can't believe what Jokic did to him 😮
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Iron Eyes Cody was born 122 years ago today. His real name was Espera Oscar de Corti & he was Sicilian, not Indigenous
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Beavis H. Presley@snarkbox·
Happy breakfast, to those who celebrate.
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