Beavis H. Presley

You can't "defund" NPR. Most of its budget is from local affiliates, not the gov't, that pay for it.

@HoustonRockets Bro speaking jive in end of game Interview.

WWWin streak continues 🗣️ #AllFire

@MooGooMoto @Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5 @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 @blainx85 *Excessive gayness

@snarkbox @Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5 @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 I was saying if someone is a Gay man like my @blainx85.

So Kristi Noem's husband apparently likes to crossdress and wear massive fake boobs... National security experts warn it could have opened up the ex-Cabinet member to blackmail What an insane report from @JoshTBoswell and @newshound990 dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@muddler_minnow Of course!

Can I wear a mask? 🤠

@muddler_minnow Haha. No, but I need squad members.

@snarkbox Am I on the list??? 🧐😬😟

When's the Purge happening?

@Network_Guy8 @Bertokamus Got skilllz

Bryon Noem jump roping

@MooGooMoto @Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5 @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 Hate to push back, but maybe not if it’s full of chrannies 😂

@snarkbox @Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5 @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 The good thing about prison would be there is no shortage of cock if you are in a men's prison.

@Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5 @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @MooGooMoto @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 Fo sho

@snarkbox @ShlimPickens5 @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @MooGooMoto @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 Unironically, many prison sentences start the same way.

Temp up to 77 degs today. Hot. My BO already getting bad.

@FoundersGirl @jswtreeman She said “pickle.” Heh heh

Who will open the jars? I'm not living in a city with no pickles.

B-52s are flying over Iran now. Radar disabled. Love Shack, baby!

@LegionHoops @muckman @NightcapShow_ Now the WNBA chix make almost as much as Jordan did.

Tracy McGrady on why older players constantly criticize modern NBA players: “It’s the money. Did you realize in the 90s, Reggie Miller and Michael, they were only making $2-3 million? And they were the top guys… it’s the money.” (via @NightcapShow_)

Bro why nobody respeck this hilarious tweet? @ShlimPickens5

Gender transition closeout sale running today to mid April, b/c Trump's trying to end trans.

@Stevemac270 I live in Forest Hills, Queens, off Queens Blvd, the world capital of sirens. I await the sweet sound of the vaunted purge siren, the siren among sirens.

@snarkbox Automatically heard that siren

What began as a career in teaching blossomed into a journey of becoming a physician at the height of the COVID-19 pandemic for Krystal Hill '11 — and it all began on the basketball court: bit.ly/3OwKRrT Born and raised in Houston, TX, Krystal was a history major at Princeton with a minor in African American Studies. She had aspirations to become a principal which led her to join Teach For America following Commencement. After teaching 6th and 7th graders in Mississippi, she decided to pursue medicine and completed a post-baccalaureate. In 2015, she was accepted to @PennMedicine with a focus on Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation. Then, COVID hit. "In athletics, I learned the power of resilience and a positive attitude/mindset. I often have to think positively in order to keep going in a stressful, fast-paced environment," she said in a 2021 interview with Princeton Athletics. As the pandemic continued, Krystal teamed up with a friend to create SHARP — Safe Haircuts as We Reopen Philadelphia — a non-profit which helped barbershops and salons get enough PPE to reopen safely while teaching owners vaccine awareness, allowing them to spread the value of vaccines to their communities. "It was a lot of fun," said Hill. "It gave me a lot of meaning and purpose in a time that was very isolating." These days, the former @PrincetonWBB captain and 2-time @IvyLeague champion is an internal medicine physician at @vahouston and an assistant professor at @bcmhouston where she did her residency. "It's a privilege to get to help veterans," said Hill. "They sacrifice everything for me so to be able to give back to them, I really enjoy that." Hill says she's most proud of her trajectory. "I'm proud that I have grown so much from freshman year, where I didn't know what to do, to now feeling confident to be able to do things. I'm also really proud of my family, friends and keeping good people in my life for support." "Finally," she says, "I'm also proud to be a doctor because I get to care for people when they are at their most vulnerable." #NationalDoctorsDay

@MooGooMoto @ShlimPickens5 @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @Shrodingers_Rat @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 @MommaWandaTerry @blainx85 Transitioning of minors shouldn’t happen tho.

@snarkbox @ShlimPickens5 @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @Shrodingers_Rat @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 @MommaWandaTerry @blainx85 They are people just like everyone else who should be respected.

@ShlimPickens5 @MooGooMoto @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @Shrodingers_Rat @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 @MommaWandaTerry @blainx85 Show some respect for Int'l Chrannie Day today.

@MooGooMoto @snarkbox @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @Shrodingers_Rat @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 @MommaWandaTerry @blainx85 I suspect you’re lying. The last time Wanda got mad about Vonda she said it was a blood feud and promised it was going to be bigger than the Hatfields and McCoy’s feud. Wand doesn’t play around when it comes to that stuff

@iminamtg "I fk'd it. I claim victory. Now u fix it." Trump

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@Pussy_Trigger @MooGooMoto @Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5 @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 @blainx85 Oy gevalt

@MooGooMoto @Shrodingers_Rat @ShlimPickens5 @snarkbox @JMRaasch @JoshTBoswell @newshound990 @AngelaBelcamino @Mr_Terry1964 @blainx85

@ShlimPickens5 @Shrodingers_Rat @Dusty3080467325 @DoorDash Door Gash: get da poon fast, right at ur domicile

@Shrodingers_Rat @Dusty3080467325 That was because you were having choir practice with my mom and no one would answer the door so I ordered @DoorDash with the credit card you left on the table that actually belonged to Bing Crosby’s second wife that got sent to you by mistake