Beavis H. Presley

You can't "defund" NPR. Most of its budget is from local affiliates, not the gov't, that pay for it.

@jobzachariah Hand of god

Why?

I bet this is right up the alley of: @juicysharts

This one’s for you @ShlimPickens5 , chocolate @MooGooMoto at her finest

@MoMohler The problem with some American women. They’re homely and lacking class but think they’re on a catwalk.

I like em real fat like this. Very brave and beautiful.

@GenX975 @PollTracker2024 I care about policy. That’s why didn’t vote for either Dump or Dumala.

@PollTracker2024 I think college educated voters are often time so much more concerned voting for somebody in a way of virtue signaling than actually caring about policy

Detroit News/Glengariff poll | 7/8-7/11 LV US Senate Michigan Democratic primary 2026 🟦Haley Stevens 48% 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 41% Undecided/other 10% detroitnews.com/story/news/pol…

Salad lettuce cha cha cha, Salad lettuce cha cha cha.

@Wook316 “Hustling” meaning ….?

Out Hustling in the heat. Send good Vibes and good tips Also send water. It's warm out.

@_grumpfuk_ “Inside every g__k is an American looking to get out…”

Text from my brother: Hey ___, sorry for not getting back to you, on the fourth we were up in ___with no reception, ___’s sister was in town... went straight into work to get stuff done before heading to Mexico, got back and super busy again with work. We’ll touch base soon.

@causticbob Elon

TODAY'S MATH PROBLEM: If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?

Just laid a Chinese fart but I didn't eat Chinese. Hmm...What Confucius say?

@bornin1931 Anyone with a smile would be nice.

saw a white guy working the counter at this chinese place and walked straight out. you couldn't even find a mexican?

@Henry_3000 An Inferno? 😂

You will never believe what I had to go through to get this cup of coffee.

Didn’t Spain score its second goal after the ref had his arm up when a player went down? How is that legal? #SpainFrance

@Yubbie007 Why?

France 🇫🇷 vs Spain 🇪🇸 is the real final if you know what I mean. The match carries so much weight.

@Excellentsalvic No

‼️ Kamala Harris is leading both JD Vance and Marco Rubio in a new 2028 presidential poll! Do you believe this poll? 😂 🅰️. Yes 🅱️. No

@WannabeFunnyMan @Cooey_goleafs @JBPVFM You’re reading way too much into a very brief tweet meant to be funny. Chill out man. Take care.

No. People who won’t just ask you for help. They will do everything but, including huffing and making all kinds of noise banging stuff around and all manner of other bullshit drama. If you expect me to read your mind, we will not get along. I don’t keep people like that around. This person is supposed to care for you and they’re causing bs drama over what could be a simple 30s question/conversation?

My wife woke me at 6 am with the clattering of dishes. There will be hell to pay.

@WannabeFunnyMan @Cooey_goleafs @JBPVFM Plates that grates?

@snarkbox @Cooey_goleafs @JBPVFM Fair enough. It’s just something that really grates at me.

American football has 1st down. NBA basketball has 24 sec. shot clock. Football/soccer? “Hydration break.”

@ShirtsofNeil Someone should pull his hair with no penalty.

Cucurella should start every game on a yellow for his ludicrous hair #fraesp

If Spain beats France, Trump will impose a 50% Hormuz toll.