The Captain

@elonmusk I don’t get it. How is underground, single lane roads for electric transportation futuristic?

This is me after reading some of the mean replies y'all left me

@cryptorover Empty threat # 6729

💥BREAKING: Trump threatens to strike Iran’s bridges and power plants next if no deal is reached.

@Czar_Of_Silly @bumbadum14 @Genia_XBT So a Dominican's jersey then?💀

@bumbadum14 @Genia_XBT In a French footballer jersey? Get that kid a baseball jersey

Incredibly American photo

@willahmed Big Whoop

You have no experience. You’ve never started a company. You’ve never had a full time job. Nike is going to kill you. You’re a kid. You don’t have technical skills. You shouldn’t build hardware. Apple is going to kill you. You can’t build hardware. You can’t measure heart rate non-invasively. Athletes don’t care about recovery. Under Armour is going to kill you. It won’t be accurate. You don’t listen. You’re an ineffective leader. You can’t recruit great talent. You’re going to have to pay every athlete. You can’t measure sleep non-invasively. It’s too expensive to research. Athletes are a small market. The product costs too much to make. The product costs too much to sell. Your valuation is too high. Consumers aren’t going to want it. Hardware is too hard. You should measure steps. Fitbit is going to kill you. You can’t build a marketing engine. You can’t raise enough money. You need a real CEO. Google is going to kill you. You can’t be a subscription. You can’t build a brand. You can’t do consumer in Boston. Your valuation is too high. You shouldn’t make accessories. You shouldn’t make apparel. Lululemon is going to kill you. You can’t predict Covid. Stay in your niche. You are going to run out of money. You can’t build a health platform. Amazon is going to kill you. You can’t measure blood pressure. You can’t get medical approvals. The market is too small. You don’t understand AI. The market is too competitive. It won’t work internationally. The supply chain is too complicated. You can’t build an AI. You can’t raise enough money. It’s too competitive. Healthcare isn’t going to want it. … Just keep going ✌️

@blknoiz06 Oh hey you're still around? So just curious, what happened to the wif Vegas sphere money?

the world you grew up in no longer exists

@digitalartchick @AltcoinSherpa Murad reading this like

"Pepe was launched in these conditions" No, it wasn't. Pepe was launched when hundreds were paying attention to memes, not tens of thousands Pepe was launched on LPs that did not have extractive fees on every swap Pepe was launched when web3 was flush with cash from the NFT bull run Pepe was launched when 10 other coins were launched every day, not every second Pepe was launched well before the commercialization of memecoins, before the word "KOL" existed, before 20 year olds were constantly bombarded with doomer propaganda about how they are running out of time to make it Pepe was launched when the crypto total marketcap consisted of maybe 5% of the coins available today Pepe was not just a random meme that made it, it was the first popular onchain meme with fix supply and locked liquidity, to this day even after a million trillion % drawdown the main LP holds more liquid value than any other coin in all of crypto (read that again) remember Shib and Doge ran on razor thin CEX liquidity which is why they pumped so fast and dumped even faster There will never be another Pepe for the same reason there will never be another Bitcoin Furthermore, I know I sound like a broken record since last year, but the memecoin supercycle is over. If you haven't made it by now then you'll need to find another way, if you truly believe the clock is running out then you are wasting time, the game is too crowded now and the inefficiencies that minted millionaires in 2024/2025 have vanished, you are not trading with hundreds of wealthy NFT market beneficiaries, you are trading against tens of thousands of desperate 20 somethings who have been conditioned not to hold coins longer than 58 seconds and dare I say for good reason No, Pepe was not launched in these conditions, y'all dont know what tf you're talking about this market is unrecognizable from April 2023. You bring shame on the frog by even suggesting such blasphemy. The memecoin supercycle already happened and now it is over, go home

@TeaKupps Real captains don’t need the armband. Players like Totti and Messi never asked for it and would actively reject the effort if someone tried to give it to them as they were subbed on.

Mbappe demanding the armband from Kante before coming on…

@AshleyDCan I'd call them sheep but at this point that's an insult to sheep.

as soon as Pam Bondi got fired, I saw MAGA accounts blaming her for the Epstein files failed release and saying how awful she is then Trump posted that he loves her and now they are praising her again these people do not think for themselves

@APompliano Homie, get out from under your rock. Accepting you were wrong is the first step to recovery.

The Tariff Era started one year ago. Pessimists promised you sky-high inflation, empty shelves, and the next Great Depression. Instead, stocks went up 16%, home prices went down, and countries around the world are lining up to invest in America. Never bet against America 🇺🇸

@playmatejaylene @hash_cough "haha, April fools too right? ...right?? babe?!?!"

@hash_cough then she says “that’s okay, i was banging your dad anyway”

Breaking up with her then saying “April fools” >>>

@bennyjohnson Communicate to your allies you are starting a war and will need their support BEFORE you start the war. Common courtesy. Start chaos solo, figure it out solo.

🚨BREAKING: Secretary Rubio says since NATO isn’t allowing the U.S. to use their bases then we have to ask, “Why are we in NATO?” Rubio says the U.S. is “going to have to reexamine the value of NATO and that alliance for our country.”

@Jeffgdman61 @realstewpeters lol same guy

@realstewpeters Gas will be 2 a gallon by the end of summer if not sooner.

TRUMP: “Americans don’t care about $4.00 gas prices, they’re feeling a lot safer now that we got rid of that madman called Khamenei.” Translation: “I’m Israel’s bitch and don’t care about Americans.”

@OldeWorldOrder @RapidResponse47 Doesn’t matter what caused it to be addressed. The language is clear and includes everyone, not just slaves.

@RapidResponse47 Charlie Kirk agreed:

@PressSec lol is it gonna be more crying about Europe not wanting to join his stupid fucking war?

TUNE IN: Tomorrow night at 9PM ET, President Trump will give an Address to the Nation to provide an important update on Iran.

@GrossiTacio @LH_btc

@LH_btc 72k? 👉👈

gmm 70k soon? 🙏🏻

@LH_btc Incoming gm☕️🔥

@FabrizioRomano Nah Gattuso is not staying. He knows he can’t coach this national team yet. He needs to go learn how to coach NTs at a small island nation then come back in 4 years.

🚨🇮🇹 Italian Federation president Gabriele Gravina: “I’ve asked Gennaro Gattuso to stay and continue”.

@FinanceFreeman @gainzy222 @DrPhil 💀😭😭😭

🇮🇷 MY #1 IRAN WAR INDICATOR 🇺🇸 "This is @gainzy222, the crypto Dr. Phil, He lives in Tel Aviv and he is good indicator of what's going on with the conflict" 🇮🇱 Tons of respect for him btw. I call him Crypto @DrPhil because he has A+ life advice.

@shaneyyricch Thought this was SBF for a second, was like wtf😂 Congrats man

Just the beginning

@IFTVMarco Also, can we please stop experimenting with coaches that are clearly not ready. Get a proper national team coach, not a club coach. It’s a completely different universe.

The real issue of Italian football is the same people staying in charge, with things never improving. Even if we went to the World Cup the story would be the same. Baggio wrote a 900 page essay on how to fix the youth structure and was ignored. Tells you what you need to know