rspt

@notwaltxz you can hand a piece of paper, or a wrapper or even a flower and he'll find a way to make it into a shooter of sorts (very man brain coded)

@spryeeet how is it funny

male equivalent for roses!?

@notwaltxz Yea lmao 😭 requires a lot of explaining but autopilot brain yk, it's just funny

@spryeeet whattttt😭😭

@pictures_of_u_ nihaaariii

Weekly incel meet-up

@notwaltxz yeaa has to be... everytime I've picked up a flower for him it gets made into a shooter and launched idfk anymore pfftt

@spryeeet there’s gotta be something else

@gehnx09 their argument is oH iT's cheaper...then bitch why is my 10cm ka kapda that you call a top still 1k?

@spryeeet i hate it

WHY ARE ALL CLOTHES POLYESTER NOW

@777riis Only valid thing this post taught me is that kitkat pops are a thing

Never lower your standards: this was given by a dude who I met for the first time who KNOWS I don’t wish to date him.

@nidhi_baravkar not a single original experience 😭😭

i meet someone I tell them how lost in translation and her were written after the same divorce they leave and impress some other girl with that trivia

@bathakkaa (yup)

enough! it's misogynistic, calling a man princess as a way of insulting them? whose side are you even

@dogbushes looks like a varied carpet beetle

@dogbushes oh my!! it's the tiniest beetle 😭

I made a new friend today, but he didn't like me.

@maybesarthak yea hahah, have you seen past lives?

@spryeeet oh wait ...

this could be us but all you wanna do is "it's not you, it's me"

mf disappears without fail

@povofgungun 😭

Khan sir for foreign audience

@Humorosaurus ....notebook?

1. Notebook 2. How to lose a guy 3. Notting hill/harry met sally

@Amit4Films This news made my morning

Protect that cute baby.

@SceneKidSanta #sofreakinghappyforyou (jealous)

VIOLET GREEN TREE SWALLOW SITTING STILL!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

@ihtkahs_ yaaay! let me know if you read it :))

@spryeeet omg yess!! same😌i wanted to read it before watching the movie but eh- no complaints

PROJECT HAIL MARY WAS ALL THAT AND MORE!!!!!!!! PLEASE GO WATCH IT