Spaulding “Double Turds” Smails

Wondering if this is worth a spot in my bag

@RealSethRaynor The special reserve is very underrated for the wintertime

Quick way to earn extra points for a locker room

@Patrick87892410 @JoshACarpenter Where is he wrong 😂

@JoshACarpenter Rory is likable when he sticks to golf and not golf politics. His takes are terrible even if he’s being honest. He comes across as such an entitled douche.

Rory calls the Track 2 tournaments “glorified Korn Ferry Tour events.” Also says LIV created a “false economy” and that the pre-LIV PGAT wasn’t that bad

@sir12304 @CPowers14 Always hilarious seeing what dumb shit Rory haters cook up in the comments 😂

@CPowers14 Oh now he’s for fairness and integrity on watering the greens. Didn’t seem to care when they handed him the masters doing this

Rory McIlroy was asked if he’s okay with/understands that they may water between waves on Thursday and Friday. Provided an interesting nugget about Shinnecock watering every day at 2 p.m. for members. “It’s a unique golf course,” McIlroy said. “The members at Shinnecock will tell you they do that every single day—every single day at this course the members play they put water on the course at 2 p.m. So, it’s a unique golf course and it seems like it’s just something they have to do. “For me it’s more... my concern was you don’t want it to look as if you’ve lost the golf course, and you’re starting to put water on it, which I don’t think is what they’re going to do. I think, especially with the heaviness of the wind on Thursday, it’s probably prudent to do that. “Friday doesn’t look as windy, but I think just for, again, fairness and competitive integrity, they do it on Friday, too. But I think they’ve got enough bandwith on the weekend that they probably don’t need to do it. So, I understand it. When I first heard of it my first reaction was ‘that’s stupid, why are they doing that?’ But then once you actually listened and you let them break it down to you, you’re like, yeah, that makes sense.”

@AriGoldsBurner 😮‍💨

Should I get a Smathers belt or a H&B polo + tour visor from the open this weekend?

@1001TLtv THANK GOD they blurred out the drink Erling was holding!

Solomun’s legendary Boiler Room clip has infected Norway’s World Cup training camp thanks to Erling Haaland 🇳🇴🕺

@stoolgambling Frightening how many people said Ronaldinho.

We asked Barstool employees to name this soccer player ⚽️⬇️

@Dr_DewSweep I’ve always liked the slightly wider spacing myself.

Is there a better look on a golf shirt than the tight pinstripes? Just timeless.

@Chief_Todoroki @pedriiiniesta @NoodleHairCR7 Fun at parties

@pedriiiniesta @NoodleHairCR7 Pls stfu

Sweden playing World Cup football and this clown is at the UFC event 😭

@EgbersTom Been on dat

Kind of want to order these and turn my guest bathroom into a country club locker room

@sbeaz__ @jtackeff @BBisntBoring @TartanArmyGroup @JomboyMedia Nobody thinks this

@jtackeff @BBisntBoring @TartanArmyGroup @JomboyMedia Why the fuck do the Americans think people from Europe have never sung or heard of these song before bunch of insufferable cunts

THE TARTAN ARMY MEETS MR. BRIGHTSIDE AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!! #redsox #dirtywater @BBisntBoring @TartanArmyGroup @JomboyMedia

@b9bozzi Grape Gatorade on the course is highly underrated

Tony is shooting 82 today starter pack

@Bairdric1 Congrats dude

Rattled all the right folks again. 😂 Too fuckin easy

Europeans making the atmosphere you Specky hotdog

@HeftyMarty Only in stealth mode

Y’all ever go upper 90? #worldcup

Imagine how broken the European mind would be if the World Cup took place in the fall and fans attended SEC tailgates.

@Kanonsburner @griffhangemlow You clear me for sure

350 follower Kanon as a chick dox. Shoutout @griffhangemlow for the idea.

@Zigmanfreud Surprised U2 wasn’t higher. Theyr were massive.

I showed my 14 year old daughter this amazing chart illustrating the progression of best-selling musical artists during the 1970s and 80s, so that she would get some sense of how insane Michael Jackson’s run during the 1980s was. And now in 2026 he’s back near the top again…😱

last thing i expected is this guy having a hot ass wife

@TheQuarterZip Maybe he advocates FOR homelessness 😂

Wild 72 hours for homelessness advocate Ben Stiller.