A Hook-branched Yew

@TrainDogDaily Nice cat

@Howlingmutant0 Like Caleb Williams right?

I’ve decided to become a nail polish only trans guy. I appreciate those who follow me on this journey but if not…I understand

@fdondi1 @trequor_ @AngoraGoatLady Not to mention age of parentage back then was quite a bit younger so saying the grandparents were “old” is absurd. Probably like 45-50

@trequor_ @AngoraGoatLady Yeah. Grandparents used to value being discreet, and helping without making others feel in debt. They certainly weren't making great productions about how they were expected to contribute to the continuation of their own bloodline.

I see posts from women of some fantasy age who want their parents, grandparents of their children, to come to their houses and clean them up and "help" them. That's absolutely obscene.

@fleshsimulator Just whole fucking cloves my guy??

@isa2001m The proper argument against it is that it should be limited to those whom others may actually want to see naked and not grotesque ogres, but it’s hard to legislate the proper prejudiced version so we keep it illegal

Top 10 worst twitter discourses. No one knows wtf they’re talking about they just want to make a point for or against public nudity, that’s it. So stick to that instead of arguing about the “inherent” “sexuality” of things.

@asparagoid Observe the body language and aura of the guy in the green shirt on the left. Probably the only normal one among them and you can see he is overcome with the vibes from the rest. Rough!

If you need evidence that places have distinct energies that attract specific souls, look how many gay and evil people are attracted to San Francisco, and how everyone who lives there becomes 100X more gay and evil When I spent 2 days there this year I felt like I was dying

@ritagayworths Damn where does one get his own regretful church teacher goonette

i gotta fix my instagram algorithm because what the hell is this

@sailaunderscore Bop It extreme was based as hell, I credit it for developing… some kind of skill idk

What was ever the point of “Bop It” what a weirdly odd toy. Why was this ever a real thing “liminal space” type toy.

Looks like she’s dragging herself around the yard looking for just one more bump, very horny

@Howlingmutant0 I love you man but you didn’t need to post this one. WMD

I prefer the American version

@littlemonster3x @tradepartty Pink slip

@tradepartty this just gave me visceral flashbacks. veryy grateful i stopped dating men. i hated fake laughing. i hated feeling like i could never put on my music or what i wanted to watch. i hated acting like i was into something sexual when i really felt indifferent or uncomfortable

My bf will be like let me put something on tv and it’s a YouTube video of a guy deep frying action figures and then he’ll start touching my boobs

@p8stie I’ve got the radiator, you bring the chain

@FemoidFairy When I see boomers comparing their times to now they conveniently never mention how you could still do things like this when they were kids

When my dad was a kid he got jumped by some black kids and they stole his bike. When he walked home his older brother asked what happened. After he told his brother about the incident his brother said “get in the truck”, found the black kids, and beat them with a baseball bat.

@AquaFighting People will call this a bug but I know black people like this in real life

My brother just sent me this clip of him playing UFC 6 😭

@FengForSGM @Shaw089 @pokemon_psts Brother you get the master ball around the time you beat the 5th gym, the mansion on Cinnabar is the area of the 7th gym. There may have been some on the cycling roads as well but ain’t nobody caring about those little grass patches when you gotta go fast.

@Shaw089 @pokemon_psts Except you would have seen a pomyta WAY before you ever got a masterball??? Lmao This is just bullshit lol

@celestialbe1ng Dude nobody has ever been saying “you won’t have kids after 40”. You just shouldn’t because they have much higher chances of coming out as disfigured retards which no one sane would want

Anne Hathaway is 43 btw. I told you a million times: the wall has NEVER been more IRRELEVANT. The fertility panic industry wants women to believe time is the main variable. Ray Peat spent decades arguing that ageing is fundamentally an energy problem. Low thyroid, high stress hormones, estrogen dominance, declining progesterone, chronic inflammation and NOT some mystical expiration date. Fix the terrain and the timeline changes completely. Seriously. The next scientific scandal will be realising that menopause isn’t an inevitable biological destiny nearly to the degree we’ve been told; it may be, in large part, a metabolic and hormonal failure state. The wall isn’t real; the wall is a lot of spiked cortisol, low progesterone, inflammation and unstable relationships. But we can RETVRN. Ageing NEVER.

@dumbbitchcap @Romy_Holland Dang they want $20 an hour to babysit someone studying for their exams!

@Romy_Holland When we were in South Beach the going rate was $35 / hour for an under one year old with a 5 hour minimum. Now we live in the burbs and it’s $25 an hour or $20 for a college kid

i’m trying to find a part time babysitter in july and a ppl keep telling me their rate is $30/hr. this seems high to me? babysitting one kid for a few hours is a low skill and pretty chill job. it’s equivalent in skill to being a fast food employee, which pays $20/hr.

@_D0ra_D0ra_D0ra @nicksortor Well he blew up a few dozen of them before he got one he liked so much. Maybe Trump should start bombing Israeli PMs until he finds one he likes even better!

@nicksortor BS. That was before. But not anymore. Israel is now in grave danger because Trump found a new BFF in the ayatollah. I don't understand how you're unable to see this.

🚨 WOW! JD Vance is DIRECTLY calling out Israeli cabinet members for their personal attacks on President Trump "Donald J. Trump is the ONLY head of state in the ENTIRE WORLD who is sympathetic to the nation of Israel at this moment in time, and he happens to be the head of state of the world superpower. If I was in the cabinet of the Israeli government, I might not be attacking the only powerful ally that I have ANYWHERE left in the entire world." "The other thing that I would say is that over the last 3 months, TWO-THIRDS of the defensive weapons that have protected your homeland have been built by AMERICAN HANDS and paid for by AMERICAN TAX DOLLARS. The problem for Israel is not Donald J. Trump, and anybody in Israel who thinks their biggest problem is the President of the United States needs to WAKE UP and smell the reality of the situation that country is in."

@AFpost I wonder if these kids are planning on going to law school or med school. I’m sure they’ll be successful either way!

Blacks have started a trend called the “Austin bop (stabbing my chest)” where users take a knife and imitate Austin’s stabbing. The song was released by 600Notti with a photo of Austin Metcalf holding a sign saying “I learned my lesson.” Follow: @AFpost

@Ruesavatar I think you (or your persona here) sits at the intersection of a few different types of woman that are well liked on X so it probably can’t be helped

It is unfortunate that the best people on here and the worst people on here are replyguys, and you never know when the former will suddenly morph into the latter. Is it a parasocial overfamiliarity that causes the shift? Anyway, this has never happened with a female mutual.