Geordie left winger

@NUFCThreatLevel One has to be a certain type of thick to believe anything one reads on FB

It’s irresponsible to be posting updates on Kevin Keegan without solid proof they’ve actually come from the man himself. I’ve seen that Facebook post doing the rounds. This isn’t the time to be first with ‘the news’. #NUFC

@TheLittleWaster This is what inevitably happens when a reform voter programmes a bot

Really don't know where to start with this? Anyway, beware of the roaring loins. 😭😂

@CharIieBennett Season is over at least Eddie got us past the magical 40 points

I’ve been an Eddie Howe fan boy. I’ve backed him to the hilt. I’ll always respect EH for the cup win. But after today, I genuinely believe this could be it for him. Head is scrambled right now but anyone calling for him sacked, at this point, certainly aren’t foolish. #NUFC

@KausticKomment @NicholasLissack @JohnMappin Bots don’t care much for geography or facts for that matter

@NicholasLissack @JohnMappin America will wipe out Hezbollah in Iran, just like they did the Taliban in Afghanistan.

The Iran war is looking so bad for Trump and Israel right now. They may need to release the Epstein files as a distraction.

@BackPageShop Hereford was the darkest day

We've seen a loss at Oxford. We've seen a loss at Cambridge. We've seen a loss at Shrewsbury. We've seen a loss at Southend. We've seen a loss at Peterborough. We've seen a loss at Stevenage. We can live with losing at Barca. NUFC - glass half full since 1892.

@tfNUFC I’m trying to come up with a rhyme similar to “we hate Man U coz they beat us 7 - 2”. If you know you know. Anyhoo onwards and upwards.

Meltdown in Barcelona, gifted them some goals but completely outplayed by a far superior side. Credit to the lads for getting this far, we belong in Europe 💪 Attention moves to a massive game on Sunday and the start of a big end of season run-in 🤞 #NUFC | #ChampionsLeague

@jordancronin_ Let’s give them a good humping I say

Newcastle United play here tomorrow… let that sink in 😮‍💨

@NUFC_Exiles @ToonPolls Wonderful that lad

@ToonPolls So lovely that you got to do it. My dad managed to get a ticket in ‘99 (I’ve been every time) and I’ll never forget the joy on his face before the match. I did look up to the heavens when we won and said “we did it dad, we bloody did it” with tears in my eyes. The best day 🥰

The anniversary of #NUFC’s Carabao Cup win will evoke so many individual and personal memories for people. For me, it’s bittersweet. Sharing the moment with my Dad was undoubtedly my greatest memory supporting NUFC. A fitting final chapter in our shared football story. 🖤 🤍

@CattardSlim The wine is grand too, tastes nicer than a root beer

🚨 Wow! 😯 Trump just negotiated a 250 year lease with the EU, in Listenbourg, for a brand new strategic Naval & AF Base. The best part is, U.S citizens can now travel directly to Listenbourg without a Visa or Passport! Good job Trump! Credit where credits due

@seamusmateus @TheBritLad Daft cunt

@TheBritLad I love to see the Irish flag alongside the UK flags.

🚨BREAKING: Birmingham Council took the flags down. Birmingham patriots put them RIGHT BACK UP. English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish & British flags flying high for miles Views like this are unprecedented. It’s happening, Britain is finally uniting.

@geordiejosh @NUFC7890 I tell you what a coward is, a supposed Geordie agreeing with a mackem about the character of one of our players. Daft twat

@NUFC7890 Bang on, love Murphy’s character but he is a proper coward.

Jacob Murphy being captain of this club is a fucking disgrace. You can’t be captain of a premier league club while pulling your foot out of every single challenge. Newcastle have a lot more problems that some people think #NUFC

@tier_1st Stick to morris dancing lad

Liam Rosenior couldn’t believe Cole Palmer wasn’t given a penalty and started begging for it. How on earth is that not a penalty when there’s clear contact?

@alig1972 @__scottsaunders Except it wasn’t before KO it was the pre match ritual prior to the game kicking off. Your argument is correct when the players are about to KO but they weren’t

@__scottsaunders According to : IFAB Law 8, all players must be in their own half of the field before a kickoff, except for the player taking the kick, who may be in the opponents' half. Opponents must remain outside the center circle (at least 9.15m/10yds away) until the ball is in play!!!

“My players wanted to be around the ball, to respect the ball” What kind of nonsense did I just hear?

@MichelleDewbs That security guard should be on the telly if he can read your mind. Also I'd be happy to to start a go fund me malarkey to buy you a phone with a camera on it, you know, so you can show us you're not lying through your back dentures. Daft twat

I had coffee in a shopping centre earlier & a young man was going up/down on an e-bike inside, narrowly missing shoppers/pushchairs etc. He was laughing & filming himself, presumably for social media clicks. A very elderly lady stood in front of him & shouted ‘NO, get off your bike’. He just laughed & carried on cycling. Security guard just stood there, doing nothing. I wanted to push him off his bike when he next passed. Security guard told me not to, because “you will be done for assault, or worse if he injured himself”. And so, we all sat & watched him continuously ride up & down laughing, while people jumped out of his way… Reader - It was infuriating🤬

@AndyPlumb4 A face only a restraining order could love

I am the face of modern Britain 🫤

@DachshundColin @MittensOff They'll not get to the colon from there

The Clacton Resident's Association attempting to recover their MP from Donald Trump.

@GianfrancoShoIa Best one two in PL history

The full clip makes this an even better goal #nufc x.com/topycademaxey/…

@scottwilson1984 @DomScurr Spurs are a brilliant business they're just not very good at the football bit

@DomScurr Always blows my mind how high Spurs are on these sort of things. Just seems really random

Newcastle United🤝adidas 🔺NUFC's merchandising revenue up from £11.4m in 2024 to £35m in 2025 - a club record. 👕18th highest in Europe and 7th in PL, but still well short of top clubs. 🛍️Merchandising contributes to 10% of Newcastle's total revenue.

@ClaudiaWebbe I've been a working class labour voter all my life so it is with great sadness I have to call you a fucking cunt

Labour held Gorton & Denton for 52 years. 13,413 majority in 2024. Last night Labour came THIRD - behind a plumber. Labour’s vote share crashed from 50.8% to 25%. This isn’t decline. It’s a political extinction event. Starmer killed Labour in its own heartland

@BotFinderUK They’ve lost their sense humour Frank lad, the place has gone to shit

My old work - mate went down to vote in Gorton and Denton but was running late, 9.56pm. He was asked who he intended to vote for and when he said 'Reform' they tore up his polling card and didn't let him vote. No matter what side a person is voting for this SHOULDN'T happen. The police came when he kicked off. Other people were still allowed to vote. They arrested him, just for trying to vote! Later transpired it was a copy of 'Men Only' magazine he had, not a polling card, and he actually lives in Macclesfield, but that's not the point. He was late because there was no bogroll in the boozer he was drinking in so, after having a dump, he had to squelch to Tesco Express to buy some Andrex then squelch back to the pub bogs to complete the process. He hadn't even washed his hands. He didn't get bail because he did a forearm smash to one of the arresting officers and loudly sang 'drinking and driving' by The Business, until they finally subdued him, even then he gave the name 'Dingly Dell' until he was eventually gagged. What's Britain coming to?