Jon

As a youngster, I saw Third Eye Blind open for Oasis in 1996. Was a mismatch of an opener but it happened

You're not going to believe what I am about to tell you

@RepFine @grok is this guy serious or is it parody, like "The Onion"?

Huge News! Today, I am proud to introduce the Greenland Annexation and Statehood Act, a bill that allows the President to find the means necessary to bring Greenland into the Union.  Let me be clear, our adversaries are trying to establish a foothold in the Arctic, and we can’t let that happen.   By acquiring Greenland, we would prevent our adversaries from controlling the Arctic Region and secure our northern flank from Russia and China.

@Britpopple #1225 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ @Tim_Burgess will enjoy this one

@shirleyhalperin Nice! Congrats!

Today’s announcement says it all. I’m very proud — personally and professionally — to help usher in the next era of the world’s most formidable music publication as its first female EIC. More ⬇️ rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…

@Casey @grok explain this to me like I'm five years old

ai is getting a little bonkers

@Nerdspringbreak It exists, but I'll never hear because it's on Audible: audible.com/pd/From-the-Oa…

Why doesn't Alan Partridge have a podcast!?

Ran into @PDXFire on the frontlines of the Palisades Fire

@elonmusk Reality:

The Hammer of Justice is coming

Support Matthew Sweet's Stroke Recovery gofund.me/57f5aa56

@TheOffsideRules Update: I’m impressed. They sold out the whole country. @TheOffsideRules

@witz I saw Stone Roses sell out MSG and they never had a single American hit. Oasis had a solid 3 and another 3 marginal hits. Also, one word: ex-pats.

@Suns Truck Robinson 🚛

Who do you think is the most underrated Sun of all-time?

@TheOffsideRules I would be very impressed if Oasis sold out MetLife. Very very.

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@lady_bree I think it's £££ and legacy. I've seen Liam live solo - crowds love him and he doesn't need really Noel. It's still not Oasis without Noel though...

Re: Oasis reunion. Fingers crossed. Liam doesn't need do it. His solo shows have been spot on. But..including Noel and doing shows as "Oasis" will cement the Gallagher brother's legacy and hopefully show kids what they missed out on in the 90s. Also they'll make a lotta money

Teenage Fanclub The Concept Reading Festival 1992

@SeatGeekHelp any updates?

@TimbersFC @SeatGeek @NashvilleSC looks like buying tickets for tonight's Portland/Nashville game is not working on the SeatGeek site/app. It's saying I need a code? Please fix ASAP. Thanks!

@TheSmarmyBum I am so sorry to hear this Justin, thinking of you and your family.

Lost my brother in law to brain cancer yesterday. Fuck cancer. Fuck it so hard.