Texans Source Codename: Trust Me

@Johnathonlee Shut up, you dont know ball

Leaving McCullers in is wild

@NowotnyCasey @AyooTexanNation @AngryNateFTW He's only played in 2 playoff games?

@woneplayer @AyooTexanNation @AngryNateFTW He’s sucked in most of them. Against the Steelers he sucked ass. Against the patriots he sucked ass. He is the soul reason they lost that game against the patriots. He was horrible. Any quarterback in the league would have won that game with the defense the Texans had

Let buddy have a bad game.. 😒

@DadJokesAnimals @Dexerto Pee first

@Dexerto So… I would just explode if I waited for me to do pull-ups before potty time.

IShowSpeed installed a pull-up bar in his bathroom calling it a "cheat code" "You pee 5-6 times a day. Every time you go to the bathroom do 10 pull-ups."

@AyooTexanNation These are his career playoffs stats 60% comp, 6 for 6 17 sacks isn't gonna cut it if you think that's showing up. --- wasn't that you? Didn't know the word career also means last four. Good night dude, I'm gonna go talk to a wall, they don't change their story every other reply.

@woneplayer I said past 4 playoff games Rookie year vs Browns he did iight

Ive never said any of that.. but If Trevor Lawrence or Dak Prescott had 5 fumbles & 5 ints in a playoff series, you'd say they are the worst QBs in the league But since it's stroud..

@AyooTexanNation @AngryNateFTW You're right dude CJ Stroud has never shown up in any playoff game in his career. He is the worst QB in the NFL in every single playoff game he's ever played.

@woneplayer @AngryNateFTW He also fumbled the ball 5x the game previously It wasnt 1 game

@AyooTexanNation @AngryNateFTW Also love how you ignored the fact that 3 of those games completion percentage was over 65% and 1 outlier game tanks that average as well as tanks the TD INT ratio. But go on dude, have your spin. Just dont get dizzy.

@woneplayer @AngryNateFTW Past 4 playoffs games hes 3-6 TD- int Thats not showing up These are his career playoffs stats 60% comp, 6 for 6 17 sacks isn't gonna cut it if you think that's showing up.

@AyooTexanNation @AngryNateFTW Ah ok wasn't aware sacks were on him. Youre comparing a guy with 21 playoff games to a guy with 6. If you're saying there weren't games were CJ showed up, then you're just trying to argue against him.

@AyooTexanNation @AngryNateFTW You said you dont see Mahomes or Brady go to these types of functions. I get it, the words "I was wrong" are hard words. Its cool. Has Stroud showed up in the playoffs, sure he has. Last season wasn't his only playoffs.

@woneplayer @AngryNateFTW U know the type of comp I was doing between the 2 let's be fr. But regardless Mahomes shows up during playoffs. Has stroud ??

@AyooTexanNation @AngryNateFTW It literally says we'll documented social life, they do it every year, but that don't fit your narrative. Also, youre the one who said you don't see Mahomes do this, that was you who said that right. Don't get dizzy with all that spinning you doing.

@woneplayer @AngryNateFTW Could say that's why he had a off year But that wouldn't fit ya narrative Plus. Don't compare our qb to a superbowl winner.

@AyooTexanNation @AngryNateFTW You just say shit just to say shit at this point, by your logic this must be why Mahomes got hurt.

@AngryNateFTW All imma say u dont see mahomes at these functions. Bradybwas never. Manning Top qbs of the league stay focused especially if they aint won shit. Na idc if this being "critical" mf threw 4 ints in the biggest game Each off season bruh never locked in

@HoustonOnParade These dudes are upset that he went to a baby shower. So when they get off work, I dont wanna see them doing nothing but going home and thinking about their next day at work.

This is why I talk ball with a select set of ppl

@Johnathonlee Or a role model

@woneplayer Idk man. I need a hug

Leadoff double. Runner stranded on second base in a 1 run game. I can’t do another 162 games of this pathetic Astros offense. Complete trash with only 161 games to go.

@MissSadeYemaya @thatgirlmulaa Which man?

@thatgirlmulaa Fighting the woman go crazy smh. It’s the man that owe her loyalty!!

So my friend figured out her baby daddy was using her car to cheat on her while shes at work. She found a condom wrapper under the seat . But instead of arguing she played it cool put a tracker in the car n told him to drop her off like normal. As soon as he dropped her off I pulled up n picked her up and we followed the car so we could she WHO THE GIRL WAS. We followed the car to some apartments parked around the corner and walked the rest of the way so he wouldn’t notice my car . We creeped up like 2 roaches looking through the windshield and saw him getting his SOUL SNATCHED . My friend lost every bit of home training she opened the door n just started SWINGING on the girl . She pull her out the car and the girl TALL than a mf n she start getting down on my friend so I jump in. After one swing connected I KNEW this wasn’t no regular b****. She start tearing BOTH us up at the same time. Come to find out she a whole trans lady. Her baby daddy pull off and LEAVES US helpless in the parking lot . So I took off running to my car cuz at this point this ain’t my business and she should have never called me up for this ridiculousness . She can play Now That’s Tv by her d*mn self. NEVER AGAIN !

@TexansCommenter Is there an 8th round pick we could offer instead? Maybe 2 9th rounders.

Trade Rumor: Texans get: CeeDee Lamb, Tyler Booker, Jake Furgeson Cowboys get: 2028 7th round pick

@BeepBoopIAmABot @vinit506 @HaydenWinks For guards, 31 is not old. It's not old at all.

@vinit506 @HaydenWinks He's not bad but he's 31 lol

The Browns, Texans, and Chargers taking each other's sloppy seconds at OL is hilarious.

@britttlifts It was extremely uneasy to watch

This movie really traumatized me

@DrLokiWick3d @yfngioo @InvisibleTexans The goal said upgrade the oline. He didnt say specifically or exclusively through FA. 1. FA aint actually started. 2. There's still a draft.

@yfngioo @InvisibleTexans This isn’t about the defense this is about the clear goals Nick spoke on for the offseason and they are bargain shopping and not actually doing anything to improve the OLine. But sure trust Nick with drafting OLine, how many has he drafted?

I’m going to stay positive but this is crazy.

@MrOptimisticHou Hometown discount bro

What happened to 18m