@punishedindeed I take all my comedy advice from someone that resorts to "Reply if..." humor.
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3RedBananas
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guy whos most popular joke ever is teaching his dog how to sieg heil: errrm guys? this is NOT freaking funny
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
Painfully unfunny, zero imagination and cringe as fuck right out the gate. Called it.
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The people telling me Alberta can’t separate can’t even define what a woman is…
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Saw an elderly man in no frills today struggling to pay for a single tomato. I was going to give him some change but the lovely man in front of me paid for it for him. Like what is happening when the elderly cant even afford to by a tomato?
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I'd hate for someone to have my name and number when I don't want them to have that info...
Kinda the same way Rogers, Telus, and every damned company instantly sells your personal info to every fool on the face of the planet getting you bogged down by spam calls.
If only I were in government... and could pressure regulations to prevent this kind of thing and protect the people I governed...
Awkward.
Naheed Nenshi@nenshi
Every Albertan should be shocked by the news of one of the largest data breaches in Canadian history, involving their personal information allegedly being used by separatists and their leaders. This is invasive. It is dangerous. And it puts Albertans at risk. Any political party involved should be immediately deregistered and have its access to sensitive personal voter data revoked. We trust the RCMP and Elections Alberta will investigate and prosecute this to the fullest extent of the law, and ensure there are real consequences for anyone involved in putting Albertans at risk.
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You don’t have to agree with Widdowson. Lots of people don’t. But arresting her on some trespassing charge for having a peaceful meeting is terrible behaviour for an institution. cbc.ca/news/canada/ca…
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@pennyworth63000 @dubsndoo Why would Trump want to help the conservatives? He wants our country to become a failed state so we can be annexed more easily. The Americans won't have to fire a shot to conquer us, they'll just have to keep our lights on for us.
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Bullshit. If Trump wasn’t the President, Pierre Poilievre would be our Prime Minister now. It was 100% TDS that pushed economically illiterate Canadians to the dark side.
Polling Canada@CanadianPolling
Even without Trump in the White House, the Liberals would still be leading in the vote intention
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@RobWatt55992147 @debwalt1956 @irbrodie Exactly. You're too afraid of my speech to post your addr and let me trespass. Typical soviet.
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Nice. You dont remember the Soviets. In truth though, you didnt take my point. Trespass was an excuse, her crime was speaking truth, there are no graves. And to your point, at least one person wanted her there, shouldn't that be enough? And im always interested in truth, as long as no one says your truth or my truth.
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@PrincessPragma1 @ezralevant Read my response to the other dunces parroting the same conspiracy. Why do conservatives want easy access to kids online so much?
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@3RedBananas @ezralevant Your accusation is baseless. How will they restrict kids without having adults verify themselves through ID/facial recognition? How isn't this compiled in a database?
You vote for Lib-appointed judges to release migrants without consequence who hurt kids.
Look in the mirror.
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It's almost as if getting adults to register before using the Internet is the whole point of the law.
Michael Geist@mgeist
Enforcing a social media ban would mean mandating age verification for everyone, requiring tens of millions of Canadians to submit government ID to third-party providers. Those backing a ban don't discuss the privacy risks or data showing bans don't work. michaelgeist.ca/2026/04/the-il…
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@RobWatt55992147 @debwalt1956 @irbrodie Shame. Canada used to be a free company, I know I remember. Sounds like you're too afraid I'm going to speak truth. The Soviets used to do this sort of thing. It's not good company to keep.
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@3RedBananas @debwalt1956 @irbrodie I think you missed my point. I hesitate to engage with you. To be honest you don't come across as a competent person to be advising people on legal matters. Also, not giving you my address, wonder why.
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@tboon007 @ezralevant I was wrong, it wasn't simple enough for you to figure out. My bad. Bro, being upset that it'll be more difficult to access kids online is a bad hill to die on.
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Lol, you're fucking retarded. That isn't what the OP is referring to. This is about the systematic enforcement of the requirement to present your ID to access the internet.
That would mean everyone, including adults, would have to provide their ID to access the internet. Hence digital ID
Good gawd, what a clueless retard.
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@TwerpVancouver @RiseOfAlberta @ikwilson That's not a flaw, but a feature to the separationists crowd.
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Steven Crowder is talking Alberta independence.
While Ottawa cozies up to Beijing, an independent Alberta charts its own course.
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@RobWatt55992147 @debwalt1956 @irbrodie They didn't want her there. Doesn't matter if you agree, that's not how trespass orders work unfortunately. If you disagree, post your addr so people can trespass on your property.
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@debwalt1956 @irbrodie But why was she banned from a University Campus in the first place? Canada used to be a free country, i know i remember. Trespass was the pretense, but speaking truth was the crime. The Soviets used to do this sort of thing. It's not good company to keep.
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@tboon007 @ezralevant People report the account, and the site investigates and gives them the boot. I promise it's not that complicated, I'm sure even you could figure it out.
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@3RedBananas @ezralevant Lol, and how does the site find out a person is under 18, genius?
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@Stigma_Hurts @ezralevant And if those sites find out, they give them the boot. But you seem to know a lot about the proposed law, wanna link me the legislation so I can take a look?
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@3RedBananas @ezralevant “Not allowed” but can still access it if the lie about age…
These laws require sites to verify ages via government ID’s - big difference!
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@Stigma_Hurts @ezralevant There's currently some 'social media' sites that kids are not allowed on, that don't require you to register your ID. You know that right?
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@3RedBananas @ezralevant Think about that…
How will they restrict the sites/apps from a certain demographic if they dont know the ages ? (Which means everyone will have to register their real birthdays/age #ID’s to verify you are actually old enough to use)
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@tboon007 @ezralevant Same way it's currently working for sites kids are banned from. If the site finds out someone under 18 is on it, they're banned. It's very simple.
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@3RedBananas @ezralevant Lol, how else would this work? You have to prove your age to access the internet, regardless if you're an adult or under 16.
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@3RedBananas @RK_UNBREAKABLE @JeffreyRWRath @MelKarl3 I told you how it will work. Let me know when you’ll be arriving.
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Whether you agree with Dr. Widdowson or not, this should terrify every Albertan.
When the federal state starts arresting people for opinions they disagree with - it is time to vote Alberta out of Canada.
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@alexmeilleur12 @TheBuckYouWill You refusing to answer the very simple question, makes it very clear you know the answer. Thanks for playing.
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@3RedBananas @TheBuckYouWill Just stick to your first-degree argument then. And it depends— in Ontario and B.C. there are price controls, and in Quebec the TAL regulates increases, so no, not always.
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VANCOUVER, B.C.
APRIL 23, 2026
Thank you for the HUGE gas savings Carney, you fucking retard.
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@kathyflett1 Conservatives: "We only care about millionaires and billionaires"
Also conservatives: "Why do we keep losing..?!? :("
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More proof that Albertans will never have a voice that will be heard, let alone listened to, in Ottawa.
Onward and upward to independence 😊
Charles Adler@charlesadler
Liberals have been in charge 70% of the time for 125 yrs. The NDP barely registers a pulse. And Conservatives still suck oxygen thru a MAGA straw. Yes Canada, we are a one party country - no matter how hard some wish to pretend it's a contest. torontosun.com/opinion/column…
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