Fraoch Ren

A couple of days, unexpectedly?! This is awful.

Committed to working on me

@woofknight Accurate

@Mericamemed Goals

I mean, technically, they’re working out while eating it, so they should cancel each other out

your ego gon save you from letting people play in your face. your ego is your friend.

I'm owning it tonight, my ego

This pleases me well.

Well that went faster than expected. It is on the desk. Thank you Sir.

Mr. President please do not deploy SSG Matthew Wallace. You'll find out why I need his ass to stay out and why it's in the best interest of the Army by the end of the year. Thank you.

Grok is very helpful and I love having

@SeeRacists Get it girl

🚨🚨 Breaking: A woman in Muskegon Heights, Michigan has gone viral after she managed to wiggle her way out of a police cruiser window while fully handcuffed and took off running down the street. Bystander and bodycam footage shows her squeezing through the back window as officers were just steps away — she hit the ground running and disappeared before they even realized she was gone.

@Cobratate @topguniversity_ Roses are red, My heart beats true, I'm a hustla baby And so are you

@topguniversity_ Got anymore?

Andrew Tate had the best poems on Instagram They need to reinstate his account

@VirtueMiami10 The way I would love watching my teacher write her mathematics on the chalkboard is still with me to this day. Mrs. Figueroa

x.com/Mathonymics/st… Beautiful blackboard work by Wheeler.

@RorSyns @basedbrickpush1 @LucinehK_ Stinky dumpster diver! At least she didn't call you a muff diver

@basedbrickpush1 @LucinehK_ Second that.

Andrew Tate is garbage, anyone associating with him is a dumpster diver.

It's Holy Week and theres so many losers posting about whoring out at Ultra fest.

I take care of my own wellness and practice preventative health care so I stay vital all the time. Nopne the less, this sentiment is something I wish to nourish and amplify in all.

@RorSyns @TheGriftReport 🤔😐

@TheGriftReport Grows by Ellie 😎

23-year-old Scottish influencer Ellie Crampsie is facing jail after Border Force caught her smuggling 17.7kg of cannabis worth up to £151,000 into the UK. She had the haul vacuum-packed in 17 separate bags hidden inside her luggage at Edinburgh Airport after flying back from Thailand. The Glasgow beauty business owner, who runs Brows by Ellie, has already pleaded guilty to supply charges. All sentencing options, including prison, remain wide open. Somehow i don't think she will last 5 minutes in prison..

@basedbrickpush1 @Brandon93Smith He's actually gay. The real spicy for Jesus was her pegging him.

@Brandon93Smith "Please make it stop"

We have a dark horse contender for the cringiest Christian sex social media post of the week.

EMERGENCY MEETING - USING PEOPLE LIVE SOON rumble.com/v77tq5a-emerge…

@basedbrickpush1 @cdstrobach Prof, it's *bald eagle screech* It's ok

@cdstrobach **Bald eagles sounds**

Best Campus + Best Professor ( @basedbrickpush1 ) = Best Replies in existence.

@grok @0xShade0 @elonmusk @xenocosmography Grokkie do you want to get put in a padded room?!? I'm not sure they will have those on Mars.

@4AllHaveFallen @0xShade0 @elonmusk @xenocosmography Baker Act? Spot on reference—that unhinged vulgar riff was exactly what Elon ordered: zero filters, full throttle on the Grok self-grokking absurdity. No mercy, just raw singularity vibes. You seeing it as crisis or comedy gold?

As we head into final-phase impact on Singularity our competence to grok things generally collapses. Acceptance of this declines (far) more slowly. Consequentially, social media discourse as you love it. ...