Aimy 🐢

I always serve the tea while its hot 💃

To whoever was shoulder riding at GRYFFIN, ihu <3

I swear if you simps brought more tickets than needed so you can resell it and have profit imma fight you. #Trilogy

what causes men’s toes to be super funkified, yellow, and gangrene looking??? are yall just letting the water trickle down???? even if i go months without a pedicure i still have a human looking foot so like wtf do yall be doing

@ScreamMovies @K_habing

This Ghostface is ruthless. Get #ScreamVI tickets now and see early shows Thursday, in theatres everywhere Friday.

We're seeing an exit interview in real time

Not getting paid enough gmfu 😭💔

somebody been LYINGGG

This meme just read me like a book I’m so mad

every single time

These tampon commercials are the reason no one believes periods are a terrible and painful experience. They be having bitches running through a field of flowers, partying at clubs and hanging with the girls every night of the week. Tuh!

btches be like “idky i wake up wit scratches all over my body” btch it’s them dorito crumbs😭😭

Us being born just to chase money until we die isn’t why we’re here

Packing for a weekend trip be like: let me bring 7 pairs of underwear just in case I shit my pants twice.

They need adult water parks. I’m talking… no kids, a bar, crazy ass slides. Alllat!!

@Ipwnyoohx3 🤦🏾

everything i tolerated in the past disgusts me now.

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

@Mr_Considerate @QuestionsAndTea "While you were having a breakdown, what did you do to become more of an asset for capitalism? How many more degrees did you gain? Oh us? We believe in mental wellness and work life balance."