🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎

@BasedApone

Perma-angry rage machine | Expect video game & general shitposting | Big tiddy enjoyer | Ask me about my crippling IBS 😭👌🚽

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·29 Kas

All right sweethearts what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? It's another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every pay cheque a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the Corps!

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Klara@klara_sjo·37m

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in any of you.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·23m

@planefag "My name is Diksuk Patel and let me tell you why I know more about your countries politics than you do." It's about time this shit was stopped. I'm not a yank and even I'm tired of foreigners doing this shit.

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planefag@planefag·3h

"While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADHASDL;KASDGOUASG;LKasd;lkasdghasdg

Nikita Bier@nikitabier

Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X: We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language. While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform. We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·27m

@Howlingmutant0 Start revving up the smiting machine because we are irredeemable at this point.

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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·12h

໊@buffys

what video lives on your mind rent free?

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@GothiccFarmWife Why did you have to remind me of Army of Two? I'm still not over them destroying Salem and Rios' relationship. 😭 RE6 isn't necessarily a bad game but it's not what I'd call a proper RE game either.

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Gothicc Farm Wife@GothiccFarmWife·1h

The Chris campaign in RE6 plays just like Army of Two.. which is one of my favorite games of all time. So far, zero complaints from me. Still gotta run through Jake and Ada but RE6 is an easy contender for my favorite Resident Evil. Haters be damned.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·1h

@dyingscribe Poe what the fuck son?

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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer@dyingscribe·6h

Yeah, sure I’ll choke tf out of u Gonna be flaccid as hell while I do it though

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·1h

@insanenredacted Try playing the game first you drooling retard. There are tribe like enemies in it because the (white!) villain wanted to test their bio weapon in secret so specifically targetted uncontacted tribes. You'd know this if u weren't a window licker of the highest order.

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KJGD | fudgesquared//DKTRPEACE@insanenredacted·3d

"resident evil 5 isn't racist I swear bro you're reading too much into it" Resident Evil 5:

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·1h

@NobodyIsOurGuy It's this type of spastic who will on 1 hand bitch about RE5 for featuring black people then go and complain there isn't enough black people in video games. I still remember the outrage over being able to kill the completely regular black "zombies". I hate these people.

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HWIOC@NobodyIsOurGuy·8h

Las Plagas made Spaniards revert to the Spanish Inquisition era. Uroboros made Africans revert into Zulu tribals. You'd know this if you paid the most basic amount of fucking attention.

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"resident evil 5 isn't racist I swear bro you're reading too much into it" Resident Evil 5:

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·1h

@BigDickBarclay I wish I could find it but someone posted a banger ages ago about how trying to get out of the military by being a fat old gay racist drug addict was a losing proposition as that describes 90% of the US military. 😂

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HVAC Barclay@BigDickBarclay·4h

All the millennial GWOT vets thinking they could get out of being drafted by becoming old and fat:

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Disclose.tv@disclosetv

JUST IN - Effective April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 and eliminating waiver requirements for a single conviction of possession of marijuana.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·1h

@DylantheBook @BENZOTOOIE We all start off at least a wee bit retarded my man.

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Morbidly a Beast@DylantheBook·3h

@BENZOTOOIE No it's because I was retarded.

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BENZO-KAZOOIE@BENZOTOOIE·3h

If you struggle with fixed camera angles it’s because you don’t have object permanence.

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i'm convinced fixed camera angles and tank controls are an IQ test for anyone playing older resident evil games

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·1h

@TheUnaButters @BENZOTOOIE By having a brain the size of a grape usually.

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🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸@TheUnaButters·2h

@BENZOTOOIE How do you not get used to this after like the 2nd time it happens.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·1h

@frozenaesthetic Not going to lie the first thing that popped into my head reading that was this image.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·1h

@tepes1291 @ShitpostRock2 That is perhaps one of the most insane individuals I've read about in a long time and I say that with awe. He's just firing his opinion out there without giving a single, solitary fuck. Perhaps the most based man alive.

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Tepes 🇨🇭@tepes1291·8h

@BasedApone @ShitpostRock2 de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavoj_%C…

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@TheGamingGround @ohaiyokaiyo I played RE 1 with zero issues when I was 9. Mrs Apone, who has never gamed in her entire life, learned to do it within minutes of being handed the controller. It's not some esoteric mystical skill, you just have to not be a window licker.

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The Gaming Ground 🎮 (TGG - thegg.net)@TheGamingGround·10h

@BasedApone @ohaiyokaiyo I don't get how people don't get the tank controls...Even the 12 year old me could figure it out.

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kaiyo🧧🐾@ohaiyokaiyo·4d

game elitists thinking they’re better than others bc they played the original resident evil games with shit tank controls are so cringe

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@Dirk_McDirkin @fleshsimulator You know what though if done right that could actually be funny. Tongue in cheek of course. How you can make something look worse than the earliest Doom mods is impressive in a way.

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Dirk@Dirk_McDirkin·10h

@BasedApone @fleshsimulator Looks to me like a bundle of skins on top of other game files. So chances are the final boss is "Trump" but it's the cyberdemon, the Icon of Sin is just the JD Vance meme face.

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Simulator di tutti i Simulatori@fleshsimulator·15h

I haven't clicked play yet but I'm gonna guess "movement shooter with awkward movement" and "anachronistic blend of PS1 graphics and sprite animations". I bet the soundtrack is either a shitty Mick Gordon ripoff or a shitty Machine Girl ripoff

Halftone Gaming@halftonegaming

The Trailer for our new game, Too Many F*cking Nazis, is live now. Check it out and wishlist over on Steam

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@Richard44Magnum @fleshsimulator Which is how you know they are fucking idiots. I mean who can rip off the god damn Duke and yet make it look so damn scuffed. It takes impressive skill to do that ironically.

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Rick@Richard44Magnum·12h

@BasedApone @fleshsimulator It looks like a ripoff of Duke Nukem and Wolfenstien

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝚂𝚐𝚝. 𝙰𝚕 𝙰𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚎@BasedApone·12h

@ShamashAran It's no longer limited to race as any scumbag who wants to try and avoid arrest will use it or whatever else they think may work. It used to be they'd fake chest pains because for some idiotic reason they thought the filth would take them to hospital then just let them go. 😂

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Sensurround@ShamashAran·13h

I love how ${n-word}s committing crimes think "I CAN'T BREATHE" is some kind of magic talisman against getting roughhoused while they are resisting. As a black woman, I fully support whatever cops need to do to stop this type of behavior. FOR ANYONE of ANY RACE.

𝐌𝐑. 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 ™@MrWhiteMAGA

IS THIS THE BEST TASER SHOT EVER??? Was the officer justified using the taser…or too much for eggs? FATIGUE LEVEL 4 “FROM EGGS TO ELECTRIC⚡🥚” All she had to do…was pay for the eggs. That’s it. Breakfast could’ve been peaceful. But no…she chooses chaos. Gets spotted…gets confronted…and suddenly it’s the 100m dash finals in aisle 7 🏃‍♀️💨 Officer takes off like he’s been waiting his whole career for this moment. Full sprint. Laser focus. Then….ZAP ⚡ Perfect aim. Highlight reel takedown. And just like that…eggs go from “small situation” to “you just upgraded your charges”. Now comes the Oscar performance: “I can’t breathe!” “I’m pregnant!” “I gotta pick up my kids!” Ma’am…none of that was a concern when you hit turbo mode over EGGS 😭 Jail Time!!!

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@frozenaesthetic Pristal. Though at this point I'd take anything except clear so I don't accidentally flash my neighbours anymore.

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Moon Dragon@frozenaesthetic·13h

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@halftonegaming Wow it's thinly veiled modern agenda virtue signal dressed up as a boomer shooter #472. Even if this was a parody of the lefties ability to see nazis in the walls it'd still be tremendously scuffed.

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Halftone Gaming@halftonegaming·1d

The Trailer for our new game, Too Many F*cking Nazis, is live now. Check it out and wishlist over on Steam

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@HeroOfCanton42 @DelusionPosting Nah you're wrong here. You should know that they can do no wrong! 😂 The irony and astonishing lack of self-awareness from is off the charts as usual. All you need do is say "YWNBAW" and they will chimp out big time. I honestly wonder if they can even see they're doing it.