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@CacheThatCheque

Japanese shitco and tobacco stonk autist. Saizeriya lover. just another random based chud with an anime avatar. no investment advice

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America has Warren Buffett, but Japan's most famous investor is 71-year-old Kiritani, who has a portfolio of over 500 stocks totaling over 400 million yen. He does not own a car and rides around everywhere in his bicycle. He's also known for his love of shareholder perks. /1
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Buy dirt cheap Japan small caps with zero debt paying out dividends beating the rate of inflation. If the stock goes up you get price appreciation and dividends. If the stock doesn’t go up, you still get dividends "Heads I win, tails I don't lose much" as Mohnish Pabrai says
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Y’all thought Buffett was beating the market with legendary temperament but not enough attention is paid to the fact that Buffett was also an autistic horndog from Omaha who loved shoving his corn husk and was beating the market partly thanks to the power of post nut clarity
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@CacheThatCheque @grok really??

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Phase one of the gaijin deportation “buybacks”already in effect The shitlib ALTs are next
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@CacheThatCheque We need to fund massive gaijin buybacks. Start paying shitlib alts to go back

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@CacheThatCheque We need to fund massive gaijin buybacks. Start paying shitlib alts to go back
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To paraphrase Buffett on share buybacks, “we like it when the number of foreigners goes down”
Kurisu@katakana_kurisu

@milkmaniac @CacheThatCheque This isn’t new, many gaijin get angry when they aren’t the only gaijin around. It’s very odd behavior 😂

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House Democrats@HouseDemocrats·
Last year, Republicans gave ICE $140 billion. Now, Republicans want to give ICE $70 billion more. Your taxpayer dollars are funding an out-of-control mass deportation machine.
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CTC@CacheThatCheque·
Gaijin leftists will look you straight in the eye and write poetry about how they can’t afford discounted fish when literally you can throw a rock and find 10 dirt cheap Japanese small caps paying dividends beating the rate of inflation and with their entire market cap in cash
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@Quantum_Sport Crazy amounts of cash and always profitable. They did raise their dividend though
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@CacheThatCheque I really hope rangely can convince Dainichi to do something with all that excess cash. One of my favorite value trap stocks even though it hasn’t done all that well.
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How value stocks work: long periods of doing nothing and then when they move, they knock it out of the park
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Not Jerome Powell@alifarhat79·
My wife: Why don’t you sell some of your investments so we can go on vacation? Me:
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CTC@CacheThatCheque·
The funny thing is that if you come to Japan, follow the rules, and have even just a little bit of self awareness you’ll quickly notice that there are tons of Japanese people that are on the spectrum and doing absolutely fine in life and yet so many autistic weebs flame out
Air Katakana@airkatakana

@CacheThatCheque “maybe moving to a radically different country where everyone is expected to work in lockstep following unwritten social cues will solve my debilitating autism and social issues”

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Ramp Capital@RampCapitalLLC·
One of the most useful features of AI chatbots is asking them for coupon codes before buying anything online. I’m currently batting 1.000 on getting 10–25% off an order by simply just asking.
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