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@Captionella

Engineer → floor trader → former equity desk quant. Credentials debatable, execution surgical, systematic to the core. Take my views with a dash of humor.

@technicalbias Joined Şubat 2020
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@AlgoIndexCom Still at a P/E that is 3x Apple’s or Nvidia’s…it’s an astronomical Sell
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AlgoIndex@AlgoIndexCom·
@Captionella SpaceX IPO at a $2T+ valuation would create a massive liquidity event. That much capital getting locked up in one name while markets are already stretched could pull funds from everything else. The secondary effects on SPX positioning would be interesting to watch.
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$SPX if OpenAI did this to the market…at a $2T+ valuation, what exactly has SpaceX done for us? When the IPO foam screaming settles...sell it, dump it, short-land it and run
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@Mayhem4Markets You don’t get it, he’s playing a game of 6D chess…sorry, I meant 6K chess
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Markets & Mayhem@Mayhem4Markets·
gm. 🍵 Trump has no idea what he's doing.
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@HansCashFlow He’s not worried and I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Besides Larry helped me buy some Lehman stock at the lows…
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OptionHans@HansCashFlow·
Don't worry, if a credit crisis is looming the signs will be everywhere right? source: Ed Zitron
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@SJosephBurns Oh yeah, just you wait until he finishes spending 135Billion on an opensource LLM. Besides have you seen Threads, have you?
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Steve Burns@SJosephBurns·
When you feel bad about a losing trade remember Mark Zuckerberg lost $80 billion in his Metaverse endeavor to create this:
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@Mayhem4Markets Pick the answer you like more, the one on the left or the one on the right?
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Wimar.X@DefiWimar·
🚨 BREAKING FED WILL INJECT $8,071,000,000.00 INTO THE MARKET IN 2 HOURS, RIGHT BEFORE THE US MARKET OPEN THEY'RE OFFICIALLY CONTINUING QE AND TURNING THE MONEY PRINTER BACK ON. SOMETHING BIG IS COMING... 👀
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@SJosephBurns When someone asks me what it’s like when you don’t have a stop loss, I show them this.
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Steve Burns@SJosephBurns·
When someone asks me what a stop loss is I show them this.
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$SPX we must be back! War over ✓ Hormuz of no use ✓ Everything oversold ✓ Burry going long ✓ SpaceX flex ✓ Q2 everyone will beat ✓ Private credit rock solid and ✓ Oracle looking fashion slim ✓ Nothing at all left to worry about...
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@SamanthaLaDuc Their statement said: “if we can leak our priceless secret code, think what we can do with your data…”
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Samantha LaDuc@SamanthaLaDuc·
Anthropic just became redundant - and not even by any AI agent! Wowowow
Jeremy@Jeremybtc

Anthropic accidentally leaked their entire source code yesterday. What happened next is one of the most insane stories in tech history. > Anthropic pushed a software update for Claude Code at 4AM. > A debugging file was accidentally bundled inside it. > That file contained 512,000 lines of their proprietary source code. > A researcher named Chaofan Shou spotted it within minutes and posted the download link on X. > 21 million people have seen the thread. > The entire codebase was downloaded, copied and mirrored across GitHub before Anthropic's team had even woken up. > Anthropic pulled the package and started firing DMCA takedowns at every repo hosting it. > That's when a Korean developer named Sigrid Jin woke up at 4AM to his phone blowing up. > He is the most active Claude Code user in the world with the Wall Street Journal reporting he personally used 25 billion tokens last year. > His girlfriend was worried he'd get sued just for having the code on his machine. > So he did what any engineer would do. > He rewrote the entire thing in Python from scratch before sunrise. > Called it claw-code and Pushed it to GitHub. > A Python rewrite is a new creative work. DMCA can't touch it. > The repo hit 30,000 stars faster than any repository in GitHub history. > He wasn't satisfied. He started rewriting it again in Rust. > It now has 49,000 stars and 56,000 forks. > Someone mirrored the original to a decentralised platform with one message, "will never be taken down." > The code is now permanent. Anthropic cannot get it back. Anthropic built a system called Undercover Mode specifically to stop Claude from leaking internal secrets. Then they leaked their own source code themselves. You cannot make this up.

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Markets & Mayhem@Mayhem4Markets·
Markets bid heavily on this news that Iran's President is ready to end the war with guarantees.
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Markets & Mayhem@Mayhem4Markets·
🚨 Iran's President Pezeshkian: We're ready to end war, but want guarantees. Markets bid on this headline.
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@SamanthaLaDuc I thought you said it best, "Money Goes Home." Problem is nobody knows where home is anymore. Crypto, cloud, SaaS, agentic AI, almost everything is leaking badly in some form or another...
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Samantha LaDuc@SamanthaLaDuc·
Musk mocking maxis 🤣 Crypto / Bitcoin hackable⏳ Google quantum warning😉 Also means:👿 Digital money security a joke And tradfi encryption at banks, online, even military…are at bigly risk.🔥 What else can ya’ll stack? 🤔🤨
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@mreiffy On the plus side, if you forgot the password to your wallet, it will be accessible in the future x.com/i/grok/share/a…

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🚨 Developing: Hearing that $CRM was breached, including sensitive customer information.
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