
Captionizer
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Captionizer
@Captionella
Engineer → floor trader → former equity desk quant. Credentials debatable, execution surgical, systematic to the core. Take my views with a dash of humor.
@technicalbias Joined Şubat 2020
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@AlgoIndexCom Still at a P/E that is 3x Apple’s or Nvidia’s…it’s an astronomical Sell
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@Captionella SpaceX IPO at a $2T+ valuation would create a massive liquidity event. That much capital getting locked up in one name while markets are already stretched could pull funds from everything else. The secondary effects on SPX positioning would be interesting to watch.
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The Subprime AI Crisis Is Here
Ed Zitron's zinger of a post: 🎩
@edzitron
wheresyoured.at/the-subprime-a…
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@HansCashFlow He’s not worried and I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Besides Larry helped me buy some Lehman stock at the lows…

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@SJosephBurns Oh yeah, just you wait until he finishes spending 135Billion on an opensource LLM. Besides have you seen Threads, have you?
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@Mayhem4Markets Pick the answer you like more, the one on the left or the one on the right?
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@DefiWimar You’re worrying a great deal, reading too much into healthy companies reducing their headcounts by 30%. It’s all good, great actually x.com/captionella/st…
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$ORCL said: “Let’s make the Global Financial Crisis great again…yay”
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@SJosephBurns When someone asks me what it’s like when you don’t have a stop loss, I show them this.
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@SamanthaLaDuc Their statement said: “if we can leak our priceless secret code, think what we can do with your data…”
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@SamanthaLaDuc I thought you said it best, "Money Goes Home."
Problem is nobody knows where home is anymore. Crypto, cloud, SaaS, agentic AI, almost everything is leaking badly in some form or another...
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@Captionella where will all of that RogueMoney™️ go next?
$BTCUSD $ETHUSD #CryptoCrap
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Musk mocking maxis 🤣
Crypto / Bitcoin hackable⏳
Google quantum warning😉
Also means:👿
Digital money security a joke
And tradfi encryption at banks, online, even military…are at bigly risk.🔥
What else can ya’ll stack? 🤔🤨
GIF
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@mreiffy On the plus side, if you forgot the password to your wallet, it will be accessible in the future x.com/i/grok/share/a…
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Should we worry?
Underwater Internet Cables
Jackie Singh@HackingButLegal
1/8 🧵 Right now, PHANTOM WAKE is showing 16 ships behaving very suspiciously near the underwater cables that carry ~95% of the world's internet traffic. These detections happened in a 19-hour window across 4 different oceans. Clustering here very likely not a coincidence #OSINT
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