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#escapetothechateau I'm disappointed @dickstrawbridge hasn't built a drawbridge and called it Stick Drawbridge.

@OfficialTourPro Definitely a chip.

Are you putting or chipping this?

@kelvmackenzie @bobmca1 Can I give you a couple of R's, you seem to have lost them.

“I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.” Unbelievably it was that kind of gag by Bob Monkhouse that led to an episode of BBC’s The Repair Shop being pulled after a TV production employee took offence to an alleged “ sexist” joke. The hardback archives of Monkhouse’s handwritten joke books, dating back to 1960s, were bought in for repair by the comic’s adopted daughter and his old writing partner. In a tribute to the comic, who died in 2003, footage of the restoration was due to be aired this year. But the BBC axed the segment after a member of the production company Ricochet complained about one of the gags. I would like to know the identity of that employee. He or she has robbed many of us of a decent bit of television. Rare enough on the BBC I couldn’t give a toss if they were upset about the gag. Monkhouse will have bought a damned sight more pleasures to the world than this employee ever will.

@piperthesniper @DebWisteria If either of them truly want to save England, then i think this is the only way.

This is all over my Facebook feed, personally I can’t ever see this happening, BUT interested in everyone’s thoughts?

@Beno10_MFC 20 are completely still.

A lot of people say it's 50, but I tell you what, that's not the correct answer. If you solve this you are 1 in a million.

@Ruby__8090 2 then 1 then 3.

Which car should go first ??

@Feargal_Sharkey @theskibeagle A good Carp these days is hard to find.

My daughter just sent me this, Facebook Marketplace, a £10, she thinks I should I get it? 🤔

@otokyo__ 1978

Guess the year ? 🤔

@lady_valor_07 And wednesday afternoons, greedy people took over.

Is anyone present aged enough to recall when shops were shut on Sundays?

@Amelia558rs At least two.

People are saying there’s a real dog in this photo. 𝗜’𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗱. 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸?

@crypto_dragonz @WitchEnd Nobody on this thread has asked @grok if this is AI.

@Mishi_2210 30, STILL meaning totally motionless.

Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

@ChrisGPackham @Helen_Whately You can only speak for yourself, you cannot demand others relinquish what remains of their disposable income because of what you believe.

On BBC Question Time, @Helen_Whately just said ‘we can’t afford Net Zero’ . She is a human health hazard and grossly misinformed or lying . Time to call out the lunatics leading us to hell . No facts , no truth , no integrity - no hope.

@KEdge23 @coastalK_ £150 extra this year, probably to pay the increase of the employers NI contribution, why will cover the reduction of energy bills.

Hands up if you’ve had your council tax bill for the next year and it’s going up! 🙌🏼 Mine wasn’t frozen, it’s gone up. Labour lied to get into power. “Labour would freeze your council tax” “Not a penny more on your council tax” “No ifs, no buts” Lies, lies, and more lies.

@johnredwood @Xlibris1 Nothing positive.

The cost of government borrowing for 30 years has just hit 5.6%, compared to the worst one day spike to 4.8% under Truss. Rachel Reeves said that rate had crashed the economy. Oh dear, what has the Chancellor done?

@Sir_NickFaldo Id like to Aaron Rai win, long shot I know, but I will have a small bet on him, each way.

20 days to go! Who’s excited? Who’s your pick to win the Green Jacket this year? #TheMasters #AugustaNational

@MrTeatameh @bolderston_mark At least the door handles looked straight/level on the Allegro.

@bolderston_mark It just needs some small cosmetic changes around the door handles ;) :

@bolderston_mark I think they copied that stripe, it was in our living room in 1975.

@MikeJ_A @BenGrahamUK Ah, that's interesting, greedy councils as well as greedy as a greedy Chancellor.

@BenGrahamUK @ChazSharp It’s because they don’t own the sites. They’re on very expensive, long term contracts with local councils etc. Apparently, usage hasn’t recovered since lockdowns.

NCP has gone into administration. They’ve been running car parks since 1931, and somehow ended up £305m in debt. Surely the maintenance for a car park is simple: ticket machines, barriers, lights, and occasional cleaning. How can a business model literally based on people paying to park go bankrupt?

@BenGrahamUK Several factors involved here, staff costs and council tax, health and safety, cashless economy and maintenance. Old business's always thing the good times will return on their own, they dont.

@GeorgeCochrane1 VW Scirocco

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