Che Guevara's Rolex☭🌹

i deleted a tweet cause i mistook a Chinese tweet for a Japanese tweet. all the U.S. Japan friendship stuff had me primed with a preconception. my bad.

@RockChartrand Equality™ achieved 🥳

Equality of control, equality of poverty, equality of restrictions, equality of misery, equality of despair. All achieved by means of inequality under the law.

@skylermzx @Hitchslap1 It will work next time, I'm sure of it

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 Historically untrue

Socialism creates poverty.

"One more thing, Donald" "Yes, Shinzo?" "Make our nations... friends. Ask Elon, he'll know what to do."

@krakakaa29384 @Hitchslap1 Thank you, comrade. Extra potato in your next month's rations to reflect your support of the communist ideal 🥳

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 I am meant reeducation camps of course. Great point comrade.

@ChuchuCuchurru @Hitchslap1 Two legs good, four legs better!

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 but some are more equal than others

@wil_da_beast630 @megbasham

So, you would support Indians, Nigerians, MENA/Jews, Filipinos, and other high-performing migrant groups if they can show they generate more resources than they take? Not a troll at all - we've always been friendly. But several (non-CATO) people are looking at this right now. Would you?

Them: you hate ppl from countries that aren’t white. Us: um no, the Japanese seem amazing. We don’t like you because you come here to take our resources and then say we’re racist if we complain about it.

@BurinPih @Hitchslap1 California, of course 😁👍

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 And where have you personally experienced this equality created by socialism?

@InvestorJ3 @Hitchslap1 I would never!

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 Parody account?

@krakakaa29384 @Hitchslap1 We don't like to think of them as death camps. They're more... being sent to a farm upstate camps.

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 A yes you are totally right comrade. Anyone who doesn’t do the brainwash thing can work themselves to death in a camp. Man I love this ideology.

@DeutschLearnLB @Hitchslap1 Some comrades are more Equal™ than others, comrade.

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 Nope. Who made that up? Have you ever seen communist leaders and their servants?

@krakakaa29384 @Hitchslap1 You have it all wrong, comrade. You won't be working in the mines, you'll be working in the gulag.

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 Lets all be poor together. Very wholesome. I’ll work in the mines while you spread shitty propaganda on X. We will be both starve but at least we are equal. Right comrade?

@Rey49928812John @Hitchslap1 It'll work this time, trust me 😉

@Hitchslap1 Is that really how economics works, or are you just trying to be clever instead of analytical

Correct. Socialism creates equality by making everyone equally poor.

@StonkKerman @sellthedip6 @Hitchslap1 Sorry, that plan is not available to the general proletariat. Only the most Equal™ members are invited to sign up for that plan. Comrade Fidel was one of the few members who got to sign up for it twice!

@CheRolex @sellthedip6 @Hitchslap1 Is it the plus plan that gets you the Rolex or is the premium plus plan. I broke my state issue Casio.

@harukaawake A friend I used to go on road trips with had a Japanese cover of Country Roads on his playlist. This post gave me a welcome dose of nostalgia 🙂

🇺🇸🇯🇵 Everyone in Japan knows "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver. We cover it all the time so I hope our American friends can appreciate it.

@Matt_Pinner Not happening. The only choice for 2028 is Hunter Biden

So what would you call this Presidential Team?

They should legalize guns in Japan so we can have more things to talk about

@DrRitaDed Transwomen are Womxn™

Don't say you're a feminist unless you fight for trans women too. They need to be the priority in women's liberation

@Readaccoun94493 @Hitchslap1 If they’ll let me

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 Stay in Brazil.

@DrRitaDed No Kings! We demand Dear Leader!

No Kings! No Police! No Presidents USA need leadership to change to something like they have on the UK.