Dan lawrence

@StokeyyG2 @Georginho1987

Now these are statistics I can get behind…

@CHABUDDYGEEZY @Georginho1987

Helllooouuuueeeeewww

@Georginho1987 @fesshole 😂😂

@fesshole @Chefdanlawrence I can imagine you doing this

Whilst driving I will always look to drive over drains and manhole covers pretending they are the '? boxes' from Mario Kart. If the road is clear I imagine I have found a mushroom and speed up. I'm 39 this year.

@Lord_Sugar @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer @Georginho1987

Interview tip no.3. Be professional. #TheApprentice. Thursdays 9pm @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer

@Georginho1987 @Willisfan @rickygervais One of the best

@Willisfan @rickygervais @Chefdanlawrence

HOW did they do this with a straight face??? 😂 @rickygervais

@sportbible @Georginho1987

A map of the most viewed team in each US state! 🇺🇸

@Georginho1987 @Glastopia The best

@Glastopia 2010, hot as hell, had the evening off our catering gig. Faithless warming up for Stevie Wonder on Pyramid. Glorious. Got sacked the next day.

Such incredibly sad news … 💔 I always look back at this clip as one of the most iconic Glasto sets.. brining a certain energy that only a few performers can. RIP Maxi Jazz 😔 #Faithless #Glastonbury

Chef who started career at Oadby pub wins Restaurant of the Year at AA Hospitality Awards @leicslive #Leicestershire @AAHospitality @sociusnorfolk leicestermercury.co.uk/whats-on/whats…

WERE RECRUITING! Fancy joining @AAHospitality Englands restaurant of the year?! We’re currently looking to expand our kitchen team! If you’re passionate about the industry we’d love to hear from you! Send us an email with your CV and we’ll be in touch - info@sociusnorfolk.co.uk

Congratulations to the English Restaurant of the Year, Socius @sociusnorfolk 👏 @AAHospitality #AAawards

@Greg_Gibson Was there last week boys. Enjoy 👍

Las Vegas time. Just casually checking into First Class alongside Kevin De Bruyne

@JSM1884 @Georginho1987

He comes from Zambia

@Georginho1987 😂😂😂

What's the fucking world coming to when you can't snog a stranger in the Clarry without the whole town giving you shit 🤷‍♂️

@FootballlForAll @Georginho1987

@Georginho1987 @JackEfc93 🤢

@JackEfc93 @Chefdanlawrence remember that turd on the side of the shitter at Glasto 😭😂

@Georginho1987 @c_r_5 Brilliant

@c_r_5 @Chefdanlawrence

Roy Keane's 50 questions with Gary Neville youtu.be/egViFX6w5gk

@Georginho1987 @BarkyBoogz 😂😂

@BarkyBoogz @Chefdanlawrence

I’m still confused on how Russia in the Olympics lmao

@Georginho1987 @NoContextHumans 😂😂😂 honestly that’s done me

@NoContextHumans @Chefdanlawrence 😂😂😂

A noise that should kill off fake crowd sounds forever.

@bbcpress @BBCOne @Georginho1987

The new series of #ThisTime with Alan Partridge begins on Friday 30 April at 9.30pm on @BBCOne.