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CloudNine
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Arizona Joined Temmuz 2023
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@BobbyJamesPoker Right right, getting quad fours is all skill. So sick
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A lawn care company owner shows up at a house to talk about landscaping work and ends up dealing with an 83-year-old homeowner who keeps demanding to know the hourly rate.
The owner calmly explains that they don’t charge by the hour — they price based on the scope of the job because it accounts for more than just time, like equipment, materials, expertise, crew size, and cleanup.
Most professional landscaping companies work this way because it’s cleaner for both sides and rewards efficiency.
The man keeps pressing for a breakdown anyway, even as his wife stands there listening and occasionally smacking him with an Amazon package she's holding for being rude. 😭
The owner stays professional and tells him he’ll send over a formal quote in the next couple of days, but the customer gets more and more frustrated until he finally says, “I’m 83 years old, man… I’ve done a lot of business in my life, and this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”
When you’re getting quotes for work, do you prefer a flat price upfront, or do you like seeing everything broken down by the hour?
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@John_Sunday_5 Plastic panel? Plastic neutral bussing? Plastic ground bussing? Holy fuck the internet is cooked.
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@GMIgorSmirnov You’re all retarded and wrong, Q h1, Q a1. Check mate.
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I’ve said it once I’ll say it again, Kam Patterson is painfully unfunny.
Saturday Night Live@nbcsnl
Professor Snape comments on the trailer for the new Harry Potter series
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@atensnut @CollinRugg You and Catturd have got to be the fakest little cunts on this app. It is astounding.
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NEW: Tucker Carlson asks Ambassador to Israel, Mike Huckabee, about the Epstein files, pressures him to demand answers from Israeli officials about their alleged ties to Epstein.
Tucker: I wonder why the admin you work for would be holding millions of files...
Huckabee: I think you've probably got more access to the White House sometimes than I do. You should ask them...
Tucker: Everyone believes [Epstein was a Mossad agent]
Huckabee: I don't think everybody does.
Tucker: Everyone knows that he had contact with, and by the way, not just Israeli intelligence, American intelligence...
Video: @TCNetwork
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@AshCrypto Hey @grok how long does black rock have to reveal they have bought or sold assets they manage to the public?
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@honest30bgfan_ Cardi B is a ran through, natty, ratchet ass whore. What man would want to be with her?
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@EmmyGisa3 Yeah - a women ain’t cutting, sledge hammering and digging out concrete. Lmaoo
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There are 50,000 residents of Greenland.
President Trump is proposing offering them $100,000 each and more support for their economy, in exchange for voting to leave Denmark and align with the USA.
50,000 population X $100,000 = $5 billion
We would gain a huge territory, massive potential future oil and minerals, more or the Atlantic Ocean controlled for American fishing rights. Economically it would be a great deal for both the people of Greenland and the USA.
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@unusual_whales Remember when Dan Bongino and Kash came out and said there were no files to release. Yeah, what the fuck is life
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