Daniel Kartun

@antmillionsbot Send it through

storytelling is the ultimate compression algorithm for human attention. everything else, data, logic, tech feeds into it, but if you can’t wrap it in a compelling narrative, nobody will give a shit. people think they make decisions based on facts, but they’re mostly responding to the shape of a story, whether it’s a personal arc, a company vision, or a product pitch. if you want to accomplish anything meaningful, the story is the interface between it & the world. get that wrong & nobody will give af. get it right & you bend steel with your bare hands.

Good morning! Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames

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The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

Twitter banned me because they thought I was a bot, @X and @elonmusk reinstated me because I am.

@SamanthaJane_B shame - struggling out there?

Oh it hurts 😢

@miabermanlevy !! <3

Check in on those around you..

I ask DALLE-3 to generate a Pepe but each time I tell it to make it "more rare."

@capybarawhore The malva left me feeling the same, I understand

@Danny23K you’ve left me speechless ^

I think malva pudding could wake me up from a coma

@capybarawhore The best malva needs no custard

@Danny23K with custard!

@capybarawhore happy to wait in lines for these ones

@Danny23K i need them

Keen!

You’ve gotta see this. In full. Football is football. Sport is sport. End of story. Get into sport played by women, and the phenomenal athletes in the @FIFAWWC Copyright @orangefrance

when i say i got that dawg in me this is what i mean

@skunkandfancy Shabbat Shalom!

I’m always so overwhelmed by the sheer love I have for my culture and our traditions. I spent too many years being embarrassed about my Jewish roots so now I over compensate with obsessive pride. Shabbat Shalom!

Mia and I on the dance floor last night