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Wife texted for me to come help outside. That I needed to hurry cause it was, and I quote, "hotter than Satan's ass".... I have questions....

@kmcnam1 so it's still cheaper to hire people.... I'm safe

@askaya how much a month?

I’m convinced that all men need in life to be happy is this Am I wrong?

@GigaBasedDad I do like to leave them with plenty of food for thought

Every time

Finally! Someone who takes their job seriously.

@kmcnam1 I've had to go explain my answers on one of those before. I no longer take them.

@Lilly_bat98 I honestly would've been doing the same thing. But aiming much higher than the local auto body shops.

Ngl Shane just cooked with that one 😭😂

@kmcnam1 Yeah people turn off their notifications whenever I'm added to the GCs to.

@WilliamShatner Nice and quiet, Captain.

I hope every’s Friday was delightful.

@GigaBasedDad All fun and games until someone burns a hole in their head

Awesome 😎

@Lukewearechange Except the Terminator is out of tokens

Convince me otherwise

SpaceX is now worth more than Canada

@bestofStarTrek Kirk: "Spock, where the hell is that power you promised me?" Spock: "One damn minute, Admiral."

What's your favorite quote

I wish I could go back to a time when comedy was this good....

@TracketPacer You must be slay'n!!!!

@LibertyCappy I just got in trouble for making plans like that, ironic

Why is this so accurate? 🤣

@Lilly_bat98 @jenniparkerr She's very tall.

@jenniparkerr What's the big bird reference?

Nikki Glaser: My DWTS partner Gleb was so hot… but his wife picked me cuz ‘Big Bird isn’t a threat’ 💀🤣

The word of the day is Teamwork!

@its_The_Dr sort thought that would be the last time he interviewed anyone alone....

Yep it’s good to have friends! 😂🤣

@_devJNS May the fires from the bridges we burn light out way.

lmfao