Doug

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Doug

@DougEatDoug

anything to feel something

Joined Ekim 2011

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Doug@DougEatDoug·20 Ağu

I’m meeting tomorrow with a Mr. Mephistopheles. “Mephisto” they call him. He’s telling me he can make me a deal like you wouldn’t believe. Is it worth is folks? The soul? They’re saying I’ll be saved anyway.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: "I want to try and get to heaven if possible. I hear I'm not doing well. I hear I'm really at the bottom of the totem pole."

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Doug@DougEatDoug·1h

my taylor swift wedding hate tweet has officially surpassed my only other viral tweet, which was about how the Queen should go to the club

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Pop Base@PopBase

Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff have separated after 3 years of marriage, PEOPLE reports. (people.com/margaret-quall…)

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Doug@DougEatDoug·1h

I’m such a fake queen bc Charlie Kirk was posting about Madonna more than I was in 2012

Charlie Kirk@charliekirk11

Madonna leave and never come back.

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HEYJAEEE! (Got hacked)@heyjaeeeee·4h

oh I know they were gagging!!!

i guess SHE called off work@harngtnn

i know the gays overly gagged when donna summer came onto the scene

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Big Kathy@lowbodycount·20h

current horny situation and no one really looks like this anymore

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Doug@DougEatDoug·5h

@antipiker

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Anti@antipiker·20h

hasan piker: “i had gay sex with adam friedland earlier” *crowd cheers*

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Doug@DougEatDoug·16h

More Ivy! Keep the Ivy coming.

ward@WardJLittell

woah

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Doug@DougEatDoug·22h

there's a gay whore running loose on a straight reality dating show and I'm not even watching it??

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Doug@DougEatDoug·1d

@AlexReimer1 Lots more to do there. Less of a Stanford prison experiment situation.

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Alex Reimer@AlexReimer1·1d

It’s telling that Provincetown doesn’t generate even a small fraction of the gay discourse that Fire Island does. Why do people think that is?

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Doug@DougEatDoug·1d

Gonna need things to start looking really Chinese around here STAT

Steven Bognar@Bogs4NY

BREAKING: Midtown Manhattan high rise evacuated after construction workers discover buckled columns ... sagging floors and falling bricks. 42nd & 43rd streets near 2nd avenue closed as DOB assesses the danger.

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Doug@DougEatDoug·1d

Pookieeeee

FearBuck@FearedBuck

Jude Bellingham stopped to speak with a disabled reporter and did so in Spanish so the reporter could understand ❤️

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Doug@DougEatDoug·1d

Friday wedding on a basketball court with a RAFFLE?? Please stop telling me things about this wedding.

TMZ@TMZ

👛 Travis Kelce's teammate's wife wins a $6,700 Chanel bag raffle at Taylor Swift wedding. tmz.me/4wtur4a

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Doug@DougEatDoug·2d

I just know Susan Dell has the wingspan of a California condor

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Doug@DougEatDoug·5d

Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die!!

NBC News@NBCNews

Paramedics responded to a report of a “cardiac arrest” at a known address for Sen. Mitch McConnell, on the day his office disclosed he had been hospitalized, according to police scanner audio obtained by NBC News. nbcnews.com/politics/congr…

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culture@notgwendalupe·6d

48 years ago, Donna Summer released 'Last Dance'

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glamour bible@bleachedfrontal·1 Tem

Delta work dressed as madonna, circa 2000s

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MIRIANA is confessing🪩@mysinsmysavior·1 Tem

guess who’s dead and who's about to drop a new album

Charlie Kirk@charliekirk11

Madonna leave and never come back.

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✯ 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜 🚩@MarxoidNess·28 Haz

"Netanyahu" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "Netanyahu?!"

Coinvo@Coinvo

🇺🇸🇮🇱 Sen. Bernie Sanders: "U.S. taxpayers must not keep funding Netanyahu's genocide."

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Doug@DougEatDoug·26 Haz

@jms_tny Just her standing in the dark in her kitchen eating an entire cake

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james@jms_tny·26 Haz

@DougEatDoug Lol I don’t remember is there a coconut cake storyline in the comeback?

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james@jms_tny·26 Haz

last night at 2 am i snuck out of bed as my bf slept and stood completely naked in my kitchen with the lights off and ate 75% of this $4.99 cake that has no packaging and is just a frozen cake in a box

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