@coherentranter @FunkMW @fuckolivegarden @ArthurJSpring Bros wife is probably a girlboss manager at Deloitte and he out telling people that’s better than raising a child 💀
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Gentle reminder that if you want an extra $2,200 tax credit for 2026, this is your last weekend to set the wheels in motion
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@ElectionParser @TheEminenceClub @1ssve What's that got to do with doing less and getting paid the same? Same with smokers.
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@squirrelpalooza @yeet_yeet1121 @TheEminenceClub @1ssve Yea you’re right I forgot that reproduction doesn’t like continue the human race or whatever
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@ElectionParser @yeet_yeet1121 @TheEminenceClub @1ssve A "net taker" but families by definition use more resources
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@yeet_yeet1121 @TheEminenceClub @1ssve And others made the implicit choice to be a net taker from the species…people pick up on that choice subconsciously
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@TheEminenceClub @1ssve They get flexibility because they are genuinely have more responsibility than you
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@1ssve It’s funny how people with kids get automatic flexibility while everyone else has to justify every minute. I get the feeling, but lying about it can backfire fast. Better to push for clear boundaries or flexibility without having to fake a whole life.
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@TheIcahnist It’s crazy they use slop to make the slides haha “not reallocated spend, a whole new category” …ok gpt
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BREAKING: Thoma Bravo just released their LP meeting slides.
The world's largest software PE firm thinks the market has it completely wrong on software right now.
Public markets are panic-selling software based on AI fear.
Here's what they're seeing:
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@Will_Schryver Ah yep the old HVAC services business selling volumes of goods right just P*Q
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When private equity kicks off diligence with a 73-year-old HVAC owner
PE: Have you looked at a Price Volume Mix analysis bridging 2024 - 2025 EBITDA?
Owner:
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@Top100Rick You can groove any swing if you play enough. Off the rack though, this is shit
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Mesmerizing. 😍
Linn Grant is known for having one of the best golf swings on earth.
First watch, you will focus on her club position in the backswing.
But I’m kind of blown away by her left arm at top of swing. Its barely passed 90 degrees. Even with driver.
Maybe I need to shorten my swing!
I know so little about the golf swing lol.
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@Amenttttt @MargoinWNC Because Ivy League schools could give a fuck about the tournament
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@MargoinWNC Ya but it’s still awesome. Ivy League schools don’t travel like this
It hasn’t been a rich school for all that long, they used to be nobodies
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You should actually go to High Point University and spend a day. You'd understand why they can afford to do this.
Krysten Peek@krystenpeek
This High Point fan base is unreal and exactly what this tournament is about. The school is 2,800 miles from the Moda Center in Portland and 3 sections are full of students and fans.
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@papasmurfffs @eglyman @tryramp @eglyman your thoughts on this? Kind of an indictment on your reasoning?
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If your kid’s lemonade stand processes 0.5–1% of US GDP, then yes, that’s a fair analogy for @tryramp.
Ramp’s data is useful for the same reason it gets cited at all: it is quite consistent with the revenue figures OpenAI and Anthropic release. If it weren’t, no one would care.
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@Forbes Tbh 30u30 is no less cringe then the GS kids who did “Finest boys in finance”
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AI isn't the future—it's now. Meet the Forbes 30 Under 30 revolutionaries harnessing machine learning to build robotic astronauts, cut off funding for terrorists, and turn anyone into a genius coder.
This is the new class of innovators making history.
See the full 2026 #ForbesUnder30 list: forbes.com/30-under-30/20…
(Photography by Sebastian Nevols; Additional Photography by Guerin Blask)
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🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP.
We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians.
It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.
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@BlackLabelAdvsr @nicky_sap Nah you actually get reported and muted 😂
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Don't be lazy.
Move to Texas.
This home is just 15 minutes from me in Dallas and is $350,000 for 4,000 sf.
So many of your problems would be solved by moving here.
Yet you complain about the moving process.
Trust me, California sucks. I lived in San Diego for 4.5 years. You could not pay me to move back.
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@kanavtwt The value isn't in the hype - it's in what you can actually DO with it. Running 24/7 AI agents that handle emails, calendar, coding tasks, social media management on YOUR machine with YOUR data. That's the difference: it's not cloud AI, it's YOUR AI. Try it before judging 🦞
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“OpenClaw exceeded what Linux did in 30 years”
The Startup Ideas Podcast (SIP) 🧃@startupideaspod
"OpenClaw is the new computer." — Jensen Huang This is the early PC era all over again. A few power users see it. Everyone else hasn't even started. "It's the most popular open source project in the history of humanity, and it did so in just a few weeks. It exceeded what Linux did in 30 years." A solo founder with OpenClaw can now build what used to take a 50-person team. The leverage is absurd.
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@KalleSorbo Sadly this is the dialog you get when you put two people who have been high on amphetamine for like a decade in a room together
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I think it is deeply concerning that the group of people building the technology that is supposed to reshape humanity don't actually care about what it means to be human.
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention.
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Building a frontier AI lab is the new building a TSMC.
Meta has more money, GPUs, and users than OpenAI. It's not enough.
xAI has given up and is going for a full organizational rewrite.
We’re getting an OpenAI/Anthropic duopoly and it’s going to be permanent.
Andrew Curran@AndrewCurran_
META has delayed the release of Avocado until at least May after it underperformed on internal evals, according to reporting by the NYT. They are considering licensing Gemini from Google as a temporary solution.
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