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@piktoggle_ @amendandpretend You’re very very very wrong about this

@amendandpretend Ehh, I think a small skunkworks team that deploys frontier labs solutions into discrete workflows at portcos would be effective and a cheaper alternative to the deploycos with ROI

Friend at a top AI platform received this in the mail along with a PlayStation 5… will be very interesting to see how much value will be captured directly from the frontier model deploycos vs captive teams.

@MayorFrey Have to get in on this ration tbh…historic

Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.   That moment changed our city forever.

@sonnyjim227 @IllNino1776 @uncledoomer He said sweating in his flat

@IllNino1776 @uncledoomer Nah you can’t blame black people when your leader is Donald fucking Trump 😂

how i sleep with the ac on knowing europeans cant

@giveashitnature Motherfucker a bobcat?

If you're worried about ticks, put up an owl box. The animal driving most Lyme disease in the eastern US is the white-footed mouse. Ticks that feed on them are far more likely to come away infected than ticks that feed on other animals. The bigger the local mouse population, the worse the next year's tick year. A single barred owl pair raising chicks can take hundreds of rodents in a breeding season. Owls also don't carry Lyme. The bacterium can't survive their digestive tract, so an owl that eats an infected mouse is a dead end for the disease. Researchers at the Cary Institute, the leading lab on Lyme ecology, have been explicit about this: "Landscapes that support predators have reduced Lyme disease risk." One owl box on its own isn't going to fix a tick year. But a yard with owls, foxes, bobcats, and weasels in it has fewer mice, and a yard with fewer mice has fewer infected ticks. If you have woods or fields nearby, a properly sized barn owl or screech owl box (different species, different boxes) is one of the most useful single things you can do for tick exposure at the landscape scale. Match the box to the owl that lives near you. The mouse is the problem, owls are the solution.

@manziel0408 @HighyieldHarry No I just meant you look like an off the shelf peasant so there’s no real point to even joking around with you

@ElectionParser @HighyieldHarry I am entertained which is why I engage bums like you. Lmao my pfp? Idk what that means but I think my profile pic?? You fuckin nerd, are you a fan?

Talked to an MBA recently who said the bulk of the class is trying to break into Consulting... Consulting? In 2026?

@manziel0408 @HighyieldHarry Based on your pfp no need to continue this beef lol

@ElectionParser @HighyieldHarry Sounds like you have a personal engineering sciences degree issue my lil guy anyways hit the gym, you seem discouraged with life

@0xtinhchan @BoringBiz_ For equities yes for credit no since half of credit legitimately trades otc on BBG channels

@BoringBiz_ honestly with all the tools out there you can get 90% of the same data for free if you know where to look

So your firm pays for a $30K/yr Bloomberg terminal just so you can read the news and message your friends all day?

@manziel0408 @HighyieldHarry Yes all those masters of engineering sciences are such losers

@HighyieldHarry MBA schools, pretty much all “masters” programs are just little pick me ups for losers who couldn’t succeed and still think a degree is what was holding them back from the life they want

@CrackSlinging @DontThugM3 @GohardTheLegend @TheCumpound Bro begging someone to challenge him so he can send a DM of his fake ass meat 😭

@DontThugM3 @GohardTheLegend @TheCumpound u believe this mf? 😂😂😂

Kenneth Walker is jacked

@Duderichy A genuine ball knower knows it’s PYHP You’re a poseur

The Locations of America's Ivy League Universities

@snelson2127 @NUCLRGOLF Not how golf is meant to be played tbh

@NUCLRGOLF Looks like Devou Park near Cincinnati. Played it once. Vowed to never return

533 yard par 5 What you hitting off this tee box 🤯

@BillsMafia2567 @Daily_Chiefs_ This thread for 4 time SB winners not four in a row losers

@Daily_Chiefs_ But “Mahomes has no help”

Josh Simmons is looking JACKED this offseason 💪🏾🏋🏾 There is no doubt in my mind that he could be the 2nd best player on the Chiefs roster this season 😤

@Daily_Chiefs_ I been telling people to stop sleeping on my LT! Sounds like the guy who takes things personally and all he did was put his head down block the noise and put in the workkkk 💪.

@Daily_Chiefs_ Bro looks like AI. Could be one of the greats let’s see

@mcuban One of the most unserious questions ever posed. What would you do without the state in healthcare care? It’s beyond a paradigm shift and posting the question like this is just bad faith

Ok. Take government completely out of healthcare. No rules. No laws. No Medicare. No Medicaid. Hospitals, insurance companies, can do anything they want. What do they do ? If you were running any of the biggest insurance companies or hospitals, what would you do differently once gov was completely out of healthcare ?

@XFreeze Um, it’s pronounced overhwhuelming you bitch

When you think in terms of the Kardashev scale, it becomes obvious that the Sun is the most overwhelming source of energy

@HootsEnRoute @realEstateTrent More like 98 and 90% humidity vs beautiful weather everywhere else

@ElectionParser @realEstateTrent L take. Beach weather every single day is peasant coded? Wild.

Also: $3M gets you a crazy house on 30 acres, and you’re under two hours from NYC. No brainer vs the Hamptons scene. Weekends should be about getting away - not a copy/paste of the NYC grind.

@HootsEnRoute @realEstateTrent Florida beyond the month of March is peasant coded

@realEstateTrent Both suck Tbh. Weather isn’t that great usually this time of year. A trip down to Florida for Memorial Day is the big brain move. Plus, you’ll be around people who actually fight/fought for our country and love America. 🇺🇸 🐊

@SenAngusKing Sure just mail out 50 million unnecessary bath mats. You are the reason we’re broke. Boomer problems with boomer solutions. You’re effectively retarded.