Engineer On Autopilot

"He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation." - Mark 16:15

@mymixtapez We must protect him at all costs!

Costco CEO is going viral for eating the legendary $1.50 hot dog, a price that’s stayed the same since ’85 “The $1.50 price will not change as long as I’m around”

@yoxics Who made this guy famous...

Lacy crashed out and fired his cameraman for booking the wrong flight to a different city 4 hours away from the Duke vs Siena game when he had courtside tickets 😭

@greg16676935420 How can we trust you're telling the truth Greg?!

And when he’s no longer around I’ll be CEO and also won’t raise the price

@TaraBull @Cloud1a7 Absolutely wild rebuttal 💀

Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran? Donald J. Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" Trump is a savage 🔥

@tv_koreaX "Hey bro, send me that clip from War Thunder... I think I can make the news!"

🚨 Breaking: Iran has hit a U.S. F-35 Lightning II fighter jet.

@dom_lucre Yeah... I'll just snag an extra bag when I'm getting my groceries.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Balenciaga is going viral after selling this handbag for $1790.

@TheFigen_ The face of regret!

Their family tradition not to see the bride's face until the wedding day. Here's the groom's reaction when he sees her for the first time at the altar. His face says wow.

@jacksonhinklle @XLifeSOS Source?

@TaraBull These guys will do anything to get people to show up to these things...

Wrestler goes for elbow drop from way up, misses his opponent and slams the floor

@PopBase Absolutely insane rebuttal 💀

A reporter asked Donald Trump why he didn’t notify Japan that the U.S. would attack Iran: “We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? Okay, right?”

@khamenei_ir @grok Is this video real depicting a fighter jet with full lock and the pilot unsuspecting?

The US empire is in decline. Feb. 17, 2026

@pitchpulse_X Bro needs to hit the weights... 🤣

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Fran González now reportedly weighs 250 lbs after lack of game time at Real Madrid. With Thibaut Courtois injured and Andriy Lunin stepping up as No.1, Fran is set to become the club’s SECOND goalkeeper.

@ExxAlerts @onyx848 What was the point of this anyway?

ALERT: 73-year-old British rapper passes out mid-performance while suspended in midair. Pete Bowditch, from the rap group Pete & Bas, was performing in Chicago, Illinois, when he lost consciousness in the middle of a concert. It is suspected that the harness cut off circulation, which caused him to pass out. The group's management company stated, “We would like to apologize for last night’s show; the good news is Pete is now in a stable condition.” They refunded everyone at the show and plan to continue their European tour as scheduled.

@axifyclipping_ People who care about this stuff...

Interviewer was SHOCKED as Sophie Rain ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED that Kai Cenat CHEATED on Gigi with Piper Rockelle while Rakai was in a relationship with her, leading to their BREAKUP 😳 “Kai Cenat cheated with Piper… are you recording? oh sh*t nvm, i lied"

@UsMilitaryy "Is he really?!"

CONFIRMED BY ISRAEL 🇮🇱 Netanyahu is official Dea... View more

@DefiantLs We must protect him at all cost!

Costco CEO is going viral: “The $1.50 price will not change as long as I’m around”

@Tesla @scienceoverbias This is why I love Tesla!

We – design the chips & hardware – make the cars w/ said hardware – collect real-world data at scale – train the real-world AI model – built (& continue to expand) the massive supercomputer cluster that trains it – deploy AI directly to millions of robots on wheels All that is shared with @Tesla_Optimus for broader applications in both the physical & digital world

@jacksonhinklle Hinkle... will you give it up.

🚨🇮🇱 Wait, Netanyahu might actually be dead...

@ThatOjoBoy @rupaksathiaon

Lady shares a vlog video of her at WBC stadium 🏟️ and said she didn’t mean to distract the whole stadium 💀