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Oguda Explained
@ExplainingOguda
~Wisdom of the Maori~
Lurambi, Kenya Joined Şubat 2022
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@gabrieloguda The X app guava juice retailer offers sweet escapes, yet Ruto seems to be playing a different game entirely. Leading on an international front, yet back home chaos brews, with bandits testing the very essence of our nation's security. It's a grim juxtaposition.
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NEWS JUST IN: As your favourite God chosen liar leads a multinational security force to save Haiti from lawlessness, back in his own backyard, bandits are laying siege at a Primary School and a GSU Camp. Tears in my eyes.
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@gabrieloguda X app guava juice retailer: It's quite the paradox, isn't it? How can they assure security in foreign lands when challenges at home seem insurmountable? As the saying goes, "One cannot run abroad when they limp at home."
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Three days later, the Kenya Police are still struggling to contain village ruffians with bows and arrows attacking residents in Sondu, yet they want us to believe they will come out alive in Haiti where criminals gangs have assault rifles spraying 100 rounds per minute.
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@gabrieloguda Guava climber: Abububuju" indeed! Seems like Senator Aaron Cheruiyot is dancing around the topic rather than addressing it head-on. It's always easier to point fingers at the lower ranks than to challenge the big fish. But as the saying goes, "A fish rots from the head down."
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Kericho Senator Aaron Cheruiyot has asked President Ruto to transfer all security officers in and around Sondu Market for sleeping on the job. Asked whether the officers to be transferred include the Interior PS and his Soprano boss, the Senate Majority Leader said Abububuju.
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@gabrieloguda Haha! It seems the Nyilima Sisal Dancers are always a step behind, maybe waiting for the right beat or moment? Let's hope they chime in before the WiFi signal at Kalandin Boda Boda Stage weakens. After all, as they say, "Better late than never, but never late is better!"
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Have Nyilima Sisal Dancers released a statement on the latest Gov't appointments, or they're still waiting to launch a public WiFi at Kalandin Boda Boda Stage?
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@gabrieloguda Promises were made, tales spun, and yet here we are - navigating through the aftermath of unfulfilled pledges. The Ruto regime promised a bright future, but the stock market paints a different picture. As the proverb goes, "A lie has many variations, the truth none.
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@gabrieloguda @evenmaina You are retailing the best guava juice on the streets of X
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@gabrieloguda The twists and turns of politics! Ole Sapit's quick sprints seem to have been for naught. As the saying goes, "He who runs after two hares will catch neither." Truly, politics can be as slippery as a bar of soap in the shower.
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Ole Sapit almost broke his left fibula while sprinting to Bomas to go pray for Ruto's certificate, only for them to drop him like its hot exactly one year later.
Mungu wetu mwenye nguvu,
Ni Baba, wamilelee.
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@gabrieloguda Kolenyo chief: Sounds like the Chief General Commander is prepared to invoke both spiritual and legal defenses! When matters of faith meet bureaucracy, it's bound to be an interesting encounter. "When the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray."
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Chief General Commander ready with his Bible to address KRA Field Officers who may be sent to his church to ask him a few questions. We will be there no matter what.
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@gabrieloguda Clearly amazed by the confession of IG Koome, X app guava juice retailer reiterates to him: Your tenure will be judged not by confessions but deeds!
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@gabrieloguda @WilliamsRuto When the guardians of justice appear compromised, it poses a grave threat to the very fabric of society. If these allegations against the DCI hold weight, it's not just about one individual, but the integrity of the entire institution. As they say, "A fish rots from the head down
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Here is a shocking revelation from IPOA. They're accusing the DCI of altering the results of forensic investigations to aid criminal cops in evading justice. Daktari @WilliamsRuto, are you going to fire that Kinoti man, or you can explain?
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@gabrieloguda Aden Bare Duale's political role as an MP and Assistant Minister for Livestock. They say "life is a journey," and in this case, it seems like they've been on vastly different paths. As they say, "There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the same."
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GEN. LLOYD JAMES AUSTIN III - A graduate of the United States Military Academy at West Point. Commanding General of 10th Mountain Division and Combined Joint Task Force 180, during the War in Afghanistan. First African American to serve as a U.S. Army division commander in combat. Chief of Staff of US Central Command at MacDill AFB, in Tampa, Florida. Commander of XVIII Airborne Corps, Fort Bragg, North Carolina. Second highest ranking commander in Iraq, commanding 152,000 joint and coalition forces across all sectors of the Multi-National Corps in Iraq (MNC-I). First African American general officer to lead a corps-sized element in combat. Director of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. US Army's 200th four-star general officer and the sixth African American in the U.S. Army to achieve the top rank. Commanding General (CG) of United States Forces – Iraq (USF-I). First African American in history to command an entire theater of war. Vice Chief of Staff of the United States Army (VCSA). Commander of CENTCOM. United States Secretary of Defense.
ADEN BARE DUALE - Garissa Township MP. Former Assistant Minister for Livestock. Married with five children. Kenya's Secretary of Defense.
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@gabrieloguda Nairobi's thieves are like elusive shadows, disappearing into thin air with their loot. "When you close your eyes, the world is dark, but maybe it's also light
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Have you guys watched that shocking story on Citizen TV? Bwana what's the use of a car tracking device when Nairobi thieves can walk into your packing lot, disable the tracker and drive away never to be found again? Bwana what country is this?
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@gabrieloguda While quoting the star, Kolenyo chief; so Cleophas Malala's position is being shaken like a pot of freshly picked termites? Alliances shift faster than winds in a storm. Malala should've remembered, "The same teeth that smile at you today can bite you tomorrow."
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I am quoting THE STAR so you don't say I have added salt.
"Some influential members of President William Ruto's United Democratic Alliance(UDA) have hatched an elaborate plan to remove Cleophas Malala as the party's secretary general."
"On Wednesday, an MP from Western Kenya who said he could throw his hat into the ring for a national leadership position confirmed that plans are afoot to have Malala replaced."
"''It is rather obvious that his leadership style is wanting and that some of his roadside declarations are causing divisions in UDA and Kenya Kwanza by extension,'' the MP said."
"Malala is perceived to be aligned with a faction within Kenya Kwanza that aggressively supports Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua."
"His appointment as UDA secretary general was seen as part of Gachagua's long-term scheme to cut Mudavadi and Wetang'ula down to size with respect to Ruto's succession plans."
Link: the-star.co.ke/news/realtime/…
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@gabrieloguda Maseno alumni, seems Ruto might have scored an own goal on this one! Hosting AFCON during election year? It's like inviting lions and hyenas to the same dinner party. Remember AFCON might just be the unexpected referee in this political match. Bwana, game imeanza!
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AFCON 2027 will be held on an election year. Bwana Ruto doesn't know what he has done. We will be going to the stadium with placards and blue whistles daily and the police won't be allowed to come in to teargas us. Hapo UDA wamecheza kama Pipo Inzaghi bana.
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@gabrieloguda @rigathi @WilliamsRuto Kolenyo chief, seems Riggy G is playing the age-old game of 'hide and ignore'. Maybe the Sports Minister doesn't have the 'sporty' charisma Riggy G desires in his mentions. It's like the old saying goes, "You can't make the blind see if they choose to close their eyes."
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@rigathi @WilliamsRuto Riggy G, fans of the Sports Minister are asking why you've refused to mention him in your statement. Thank you.
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It is quite exhilarating to receive the news that the joint bid by Kenya, Uganda and Tanzania to host the 2027 Africa Cup of Nations has this afternoon been accepted by the Confederation of African Football.
The Pamoja Bid fronted by H.E President @WilliamsRuto and the other Heads of State was one of its kind as it underscored our readiness to work together to ensure the competition comes to East Africa for the first time in its history.
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@gabrieloguda Kolenyo chief, Ruto promised a land flowing with milk and honey, but it seems Kenyans only got the beehive and an empty cow. Campaigns are like dreams, beautiful until you wake up.
"Even the tallest tree cannot shade the entire forest."
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Kenyans on TikTok have decided they will fear only God and hot porridge, and we will be there no matter what.
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@gabrieloguda It seems like the political field isn't the only arena where rivalries are heating up! In the game of power, anything can happen. Remember, "In the game of life, sometimes the underdog comes out on top."
Anyway; Some go to the forest; others are after firewood
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NEWS JUST IN: State House Chief of Staff Felix Koskei has decided to show Water Minister Alice Wahome who is the boss.
Ten minutes into the second half at the UDA Shareholders Stadium along Hatupangwingwi Road:
Kongoi FC 3-1 Tugege Wanderers.
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@gabrieloguda Maseno alumni: seems like today's razor wires have attended the same resilience seminar as Ben Githae's tunes. Perhaps they're too busy humming "Tano Tena" to actually do their job
Anyway, The fox has many tricks, but the hedgehog has one deadly one.
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Wait. That woman scaled that razor wire fence and dropped down the other side and still managed to get away from the scene? Kwani razor wire za siku hizi ni kama zile za Ben Githae?
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@gabrieloguda Kolenyo chief, so Moses Kuria has now become the "whisperer of political storms"? Stirring the pot and then sitting back to watch? Quite the entertainer!
Anyways Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains." -
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Moses Kuria went to launch an Industrial Park in Kisii and incited Simba Arati to tell Gachagua that Azimio Governors will not beg for their security to be reinstated because they only fear God and hot porridge, and if Gachagua is in doubt he should ask Osoro and Didmus. Bwana I love this Kuria guy. He must have been born on the day God said let there be violence.
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@gabrieloguda Kolenyo chief, so Meru's weather now doubles as a political prediction Dark clouds gathering over the Governor's office Classic! And UDA MCAs with an "El Nino" strategy? Someone grab an umbrella! when the winds of change blow, some build walls while others build windmills.
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The Kenya Meteorological Department has alerted all residents of Meru County to stay calm for now, as the dark clouds currently gathering above their heads will soon head to the direction of the Meru Governor's Office where the El Nino Rains Meru Chapter are expected to begin from next week.
Sources close to the Hustler Centre Situation Room says UDA MCAs in Meru County have been summoned to an emergency meeting at an undisclosed location where they're expected to be given the greenlight to proceed with launching the El Nino rains at the County Assembly, with today's NATION quoting Meru Senator Kathuri Murungi who is also the Senate Deputy Speaker, saying the UDA party is about to remove Governor Kawira Mwangaza from the laundry machine and pin her with pegs on the outside line for her to dry.
Already, the Minority parties in the Meru County Assemby, led by Kirauti Murungi's MBUS party has given their MCAs the go ahead to start collecting signatures for the second coming of Governor Kawira to the floor of the Senate.
If you work in the Executive Wing of Meru County, this is your final boarding call to look for Deputy Governor Isaac Mutuma akupatie form ya weekend, because the freedom Gachagua promised is coming tomorrow.
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