Tummy Ache Survivor

@Lord_Sugar You use X like you’ve just discovered the internet

>indians 5 minutes later after their friend died diving into 10 inches of water

i think john pork is using voodoo to torture my family

@yasminesummanx Only if it identified as non flammable it might have been alright 👍

not enough people give a shit that a lgbt venue was burnt down in the UK last night and I feel like I’m going insane

@yourguy_crypt @robin_szn Don’t you dare talk to me like that

@ExplosiveTummy @robin_szn tummy ache survivor lol. You might start convulsing again

Who did this??😭😭

@yourguy_crypt @robin_szn Shut your bitch ass up

@ExplosiveTummy @robin_szn So they’re better

Worst room to get locked in of all time?

@DailyMail Absolutely pussy jimmy bullard

I'm A Celeb's Jimmy Bullard 'plans to take legal action against ITV' after using live final to 'build up evidence' of Adam Thomas' 'abusive, aggressive and intimidating' behaviour trib.al/4TkKyaC

@AlmasriHaifa Get fucked cheeky cunt

My friends, I still need your support to help cover my upcoming semester fees. 🤍 Only $1200 remaining out of $2000. Please share and help if you can! chuffed.org/project/help-a…

Guess who got a perfect score on the psychology exam at medical school despite all the suffering in Gaza?

@Heccles94 2 massive spastic retards

One day I’ll be like: ‘guys, I knew Zack before he was PM’ 💚

@alob_e 100% there is cum in this 100%

I'm getting hungry watching this 😩 😋

@beyoumf Super Mario

gun to your head name an italian

@Lord_Sugar Bro please stop 😭😭😭 getting spammed on x by lord sugar I can’t take it no more 😭😭😭

italy

Hello @Morrisons I went to the Lincoln branch this morning for breakfast and I believe I have left my book on the table, could you please make someone aware so they can locate my book and keep it for tomorrow please when I can return, thank you.

You are joking, I’ve just realised I’ve left my favourite book at Morrisons when I went for breakfast this morning

@fryspati Well done pal, fucking log out then retard, I get libtard gimps like you on my feed all the time

The fat nazi who runs this website keeps trying to sneak right wing bullshit onto my timeline thinking I won’t notice

@Lord_Sugar Bro who the fuck are any of these

#CelebrityApprentice line up 👇 #TheApprentice independent.co.uk/bulletin/cultu…

Bro what in the actual fuck is this