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When discussing costumes, we realized that all of Yuzuru Hanyu's SP world records were achieved in blue costumes. In the spirit of @rockerskating's #gratuitousfashiontweets, we ran a statistical analysis of highest score vs mean blueness and found a 75% correlation.
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Jackie Wong@rockerskating·
I’m too tired to think up an April Fools joke to post so it’s time to retire
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@HANYUISM_ In many ways, athletic feats fall on a spectrum of pure performance art to pure competition, and I'm still convinced some folks would be happier further down the art side of the spectrum. Or, further subjective on the subjective to objective metrics of comparison scale.
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nemo 🌷@HANYUISM_·
not saying i could tell but i Could tell
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@chazzleazzle Part of it depends on where you live, mainly humidity. In my experience of bread duration at room temp: great plains (very dry area) >>> west coast > east coast (Disclaimer that all of mine is made from scratch, but I don't doubt bought bread keeps far longer)
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Figure Skatech@FSkatech·
@galexjmj I have been calling for their abolishment for years. One of the worst audio choices
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i’m beginning the first fstwt offseason discourse i think that programs with voiceovers should be BANNED
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Figure Skatech@FSkatech·
@diwatangamihan @galexjmj Adam Rippon did that for a gala at one point. Diamonds by Rihanna. Was more karaoke than skating and didn't go over well
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Choco@diwatangamihan·
@galexjmj and if skaters start skating to their own singing voice, what then..?
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Figure Skatech@FSkatech·
@krobill2 Trying to gauge whether you're aware of why they're not popular around here
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@violetsvirtue i’ve been following fs for ages but new to fstwt. why are grand prix assignments controversial?
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Figure Skatech@FSkatech·
Pause. Idea. Hear me out: Ilia's fs but replace the voiceover with a dramatic reading of this classic Before there was something, but not nothing, there was "you don't respect others, because haven't achieved anything yourself."
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@FstwtHallOfFame For your consideration:

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Figure Skatech@FSkatech·
@paradisebleah I think this falls under the classic take that some sports fans would be much happier following a musician or actor while some of those fans would be happier in sports.
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Night || EC 5/19@paradisebleah·
I think some of yall need to hear this
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Figure Skatech@FSkatech·
@naumovogm Worlds to general public, GPF to fs fans. Prestige is subjective. GPF requires more consistency with 3 comps at different venues with different time zones and ice conditions. Lack of country quotas, particularly in women's, makes for harder final. But Worlds gets more publicity
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but which one is more prestigious (?) World or GPF?
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Figure Skatech@FSkatech·
@chazzleazzle When I free time, I may take this back further because I still believe 2018 world fs was peak men floppary
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evan lysacek akgae@chazzleazzle·
i was curious about how the floppage of men at the olympics compared to worlds this quad so here’s the total fall deductions in each segment per comp:
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Figure Skatech@FSkatech·
@yumariybe this feels like a rehash of purple pants of sin in the discourse cycle
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deborah@yumariybe·
fs fans on twt: fighting each other to death over the tiniest discourse fs fans on tumblr:
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Figure Skatech@FSkatech·
@VitruviusGrind There is. Look up MIT's Bad Ideas Weekend. We excel at this. Good times. I think Petey in admissions is still traumatized from the 400-lb peach pie baked in the EC courtyard
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vg@VitruviusGrind·
There should also be a MacArthur Dumbass Grant where they give you $800 to do something interesting but fundamentally very stupid.
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