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Kubatko's NBA MVP Top 5 (so far): 1 KD. 2 CP3. 3 LeBron. 4 Chandler. 5 Kobe. From today's Per Diem (Insider): es.pn/R5aVWR

Did you know: Knicks, PIstons & Wizards are a combined 5-14. #true

RT @johnhollinger: Timofey Mozgov #NBABALLOT we can do this!

RT @OnionSports: Lakers GM Claims Mike D'Antoni Had More Impressive Cover Letter Than Phil Jackson onion.com/RVDinS

Setting up perfectly for Phil to take over team like Detroit and coach it to the championship. That'll show 'em. #SportsMovieLogic

RT @RoyceWebb: Lakers returning their offense to Princeton for a full refund.

Jim Buss probably has binders full of coaches.

Princeton called. They want their offense back.

Shaq, probably: "Some people say the Beatles are the best but I'm going with One Direction."

RT @netw3rk: Breaking: Rasheed Wallace to come out of retirement, but only up to the three-point line.

RT @BorowitzReport: NEW YORK: Knicks Announce Plan to Sign Lin When He Turns 40

RT @netw3rk: One day, we will discover that Larry Coon is actually a sophisticated chat bot.

RT @hoopinion: I don't especially want a Danny Ferry tattoo, but Billy King might take the decision out of my hands. #optimism

Finally, we get LeBron vs. the West's greatest scorer, as we've wanted for years. You're welcome.

Sure, LeBron scored 45, but just think of how many Tebow would've scored.

RT @KenJennings: hey guys are the men's NBA playoffs still going on? Blake Shelton still throwing down those monster dunks? #sports

Larry Bird just ordered a pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.

New @HoopIdea: Spot the Sixers and Celtics 30 points each. That would've made tonight's game 112-105. Much better.

RT @russbengtson: Game Seven should be a one-on-one game between Allen Iverson and Antoine Walker.

RT @netw3rk: I wish someone would really patent one of their moves. Then sue everyone who used it.