Tim Schenck

Well, I’m not sure how you all did this, but my new book is currently the number one new release on Amazon in devotionals. Thank you! And if you’d like to preorder it, you can do so at Amazon or directly through @fwd_mvt: forwardmovement.org/Products/2658/…

Here’s something Jesus didn’t say: “Lazarus just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”

If you want to start a fight in an Irish pub tonight, while sipping your green beer remind everyone that St. Patrick was actually British.

@MeidasTouch MAKE HANGING CHADS GREAT AGAIN!

🚨NEWS: Democrat Andy Thomson has won the Boca Raton mayoral race by just ONE vote. 🔵 Thomson — 7,568 🔴 Liebelson — 7,567 With 100% of votes in, Thomson becomes the first Democratic mayor of Boca Raton in over 30 years. One vote decided the election.

@RonFilipkowski From a faith perspective, we call these words “The Beatitudes.” I mean, from a faith perspective that actually follows the teachings of Jesus.

It is true that those things are MAGA kryptonite.

Like a bad fungus, the Patriots are back in the Super Bowl!

Major winter storms across the country on Sunday can only mean one thing: God detests Annual Meetings!

@CaitlinHoe62870 I used one for awhile. Went back to paper filters. In the end, just a cleaner cup of coffee.

@FatherTim Do you ever use a reusable #Chemex filter? I’m trying to decide if I should buy reusable filters for my Chemex and Aeropress.

Morning devotions. #Chemex

@GonzoAndy_ HAHA! Glad she did!

A previous church grandma told me I needed to meet @FatherTim

Palm Beach's Church Mouse makes N.Y. Times' list of best 50 retailers palmbeachpost.com/story/shopping…

Photos: Bethesda-by-the-Sea flower guild prepares for the holiday season palmbeachdailynews.com/picture-galler…

Epiphany > Insurrection

@NickAdamsinUSA For the record, Moses died before the Israelites entered the Promised Land. Deuteronomy 34:1-5

President Trump is a modern-day Moses leading his people, the American people, into the promised land.

One of the differences in spending time at coffee shops in the north vs. in the south, is that down here, there’s always a table with a middle-aged man doing 95% of the talking while “discipling” someone from his church. And it rather grates!

Two or three gold rings should suffice, thanks.

The 12 Days of Christmas is the Yuletide equivalent of 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

Wait, tomorrow’s Sunday?!

@dvdpeters I admit I use a modified version of Luke 2 that retains phrases like “swaddling clothes” and “sore afraid.” If it’s good enough for Linus…

I must admit code switching to the kjv several times during the abysmal nrsv luke 2 reading today

Can’t believe nobody gave me a partridge yesterday. Still hoping for some poultry over the next few days. #12daysofchristmas

@Knapsack @nytimes Yes!

Hey @FatherTim - your resale store is in the @nytimes! Gift link: nytimes.com/interactive/20…

I keep forgetting whether it’s Black Friday or Good Friday. It’s all just so confusing.