FPrimeX is the Life of a Showgirl(boy)๐“…ƒ

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FPrimeX is the Life of a Showgirl(boy)๐“…ƒ

FPrimeX is the Life of a Showgirl(boy)๐“…ƒ

@FirstDerivative

All the woman, and I guess me - the first derivative biography

Jersey City, NJ Joined Mart 2009
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Whatโ€™s a dish thatโ€™s both sweet and savory? Because thatโ€™s what I want for dinner but I canโ€™t think of anything.
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I had a dream that One of You got fired from your job and your company tweeted about, so, sorry about that
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elaine
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God damn im cooking lately. 219 and dropping! (219 was my all time low back in 2021, so im back to where I was and still going!)
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Cartoons Hate Her!
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I need this for my article tomorrow but I know basically nothing about sports, so ladies, which professional athletes do you consider the most attractive? lol
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@FirstDerivative this is a troubling interpretation of the joke pal
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FPrimeX is the Life of a Showgirl(boy)๐“…ƒ
I am real big on sustainability in my cooking so I try to utilize all my leftovers - so I used my vegan curry from yesterday added some leftover pieces of steak and honestly itโ€™s delicious
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@MopUpReliever 1 orange, peeled and trimmed; 1 cup of rice vinegar, 1 cup of olive oil, a hint of ginger, tablespoon of Dijon: blended and adding more vinegar or oil as needed, strained through a cheese cloth when done!
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