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“Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.” — Adam Smith

I committed suicide in 2015. I drank a 5th of whiskey, a bottle of wine while downing 30 serequel pills and 20 clonopin pills. While I was waiting to pass out and never wake up, a voice told me "Michael. call 911" I was almost incoherent in my thoughts. The voice was insistent now "Michael, call 911". I never talked to myself in the 3rd person. It was weird. I looked at my hand. The phone was there. I was never a phone person. I don't know where it came from. I dialed 911. I explained to the person I had done the pills and drink. She asked if I could make it to the door. I said I could. I walked to the door and went outside. There was a police car driving up at that same moment. It was as if it was meant to happen. He asked for my ID. I gave it to him. Then I was gone. I remember a little about being transferred to an ambulance. I woke in a hospital bed 2 days later. I was happy. I could not understand it. I was happy. I felt good. I was telling jokes and having a good talk with the hospital staff as they were getting me ready to be transferred to a mental hospital. I finally understood how the Lord saved me. I have never been the same, since. I can't explain it. I was saved and saved. I am not worthy but I was spared hell. I got healthy. I went from 250lbs to 170. I read my bible. My non military PTSD was a thing I could deal with without pharma. I now take no meds. So, here I am, alone, no need for social appeasement. Only to gather the lay of the land and make dumb posts, sometimes. May you all be blessed as I have been. Thank you, Lord.

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There is something so beautiful about how a public intellectual like Richard Hanania doesn't realize that the screenshot he posted reveals which poll option he selected

@LeoDiCaprio I recently saw The Departed on a flight and loved it so much I bought it. I hope at least a dollar of that makes its way to you since you were amazing in it.

@Chilis definitely don’t give the Goodyear AZ location a heads up that we are going to celebrate John’s birthday. He has been going there since he was a kid and he turns 37 today. Definitely don’t make a big deal about it at 5:30 when he shows up on his bike.

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@Tesla I got this email over 100 times today. Just me?

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Did you guys know that As a Tesla owner, you can get $50 off Tesla Mezcal when you purchase by March 31, 2026.*

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@LibertyMutual your insured driver totaled my wife’s @Tesla Y and you are cutting off the rental despite not yet having a car value settlement figure (let alone actual payment) for us? That is insane.

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#MISSING: 11-year-old Karter Morris, 5'0" and 90lbs. Last seen wearing Nike hoodie, gray Under Armer sweatpants, and black/silver shoes. Last seen in the Essex area on 3/17/26 around 6pm. If located please call 911 or 410-887-0220.

@TraegerGrills what is this I just heard about you leaving the @dpshow?? I have literally been saving up $20 a check for months to buy one and now you are ending the partnership?

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A loaner from @CampingWorld to go see my mom in AL. She just got out of the hospital and I want to go see her.

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