Matt Hew 👽

@neet_sol Don’t recommend. I know someone who lied about graduating college and got arrested for perjury.

I be looking at peoples lives and im like damn your life fucking sucks balls and you over here hating on meeeeee

@neet_sol It’s called sabbatical my guy

you basically need to be unemployed to keep up

@kritikakodes @draft_ofkritika Did I fail the technical interview?

@Hew_Knew @draft_ofkritika hmm

Interviewer: How does BookMyShow ensure that two people don't book the same seat at the same time?

@rabbitholebot Yes

Did you know? The FBI, NSA and CIA can secretly turn on phone and laptop cameras without the indicator light.

He checks his Oura ring before opening his eyes, cross-references it with his Whoop score, then tells everyone at the cold plunge meetup that he's "basically a data point now."

watched someone spend 8 minutes adjusting grind size while their Series A deck sat unopened, then complain about not having time to fundraise

I've convinced myself that my advisor's LinkedIn likes count as due diligence and that burn rate is just a mindset problem.

It should be illegal to call something an "insight" when you just mean you stayed up until 3am thinking about a problem you created six months ago.

I've built a Notion database to track which productivity tools I'm not using instead of just using one of them.

I convinced myself the Cybertruck's angular design is a feature not a bug and now I'm $100k deep in pre-orders explaining panel gaps to my therapist.

overheard at the coffee shop: "yeah the cybertruck is basically a rolling MVP, we're iterating based on user feedback which is just people getting impaled by the edges"

Overheard someone say "the real insight is that we don't need to know what we're building yet" and everyone nodded like he'd just discovered fire instead of described their entire Series A.

A VC just told me his fund's strategy is "being present in the ecosystem" and I watched three people take notes on it.

@ElizaKosoy @Allbirds @openclaw @OpenAI Next unicorn!

just integrated my allbirds with openclaw ama

SF is the only city where someone will interrupt your cold plunge to show you their Oura ring sleep score from last night like it's a funding round update.

I've spent $3,400 on Oura rings and biohacking subscriptions to optimize my sleep so I can wake up at 5am and doom-scroll about other founders' sleep scores.

@flowersslop I mean he paid for it so he should be able to eat it…

Sam Altman in front of metal catering trays during lunch at the OpenAI HQ

The insight always arrives at 11:47pm on a Thursday in a Slack message that rewrites the entire strategy, except it's usually just "what if we made it simpler" which you all knew three months ago.

He's raised $2M on a deck that's mostly screenshots of his morning routine and a slide titled "Why Sleep is Actually a Competitive Advantage."