Andrew Swift

@Jude194172 @gw850 Comical Ali for Saddam Hussein.

@gw850 Hope actually might be on par with Goebbels for propaganda

Craig Hope firing our hit pieces on True Geordie, because he’s criticised Eddie Howe. What a fucking fanny.

@MailSport True Geordie talks sense about Howe and Newcastle. Naturally Comical Craig his mouthpiece is going to defend EH.

Inside True Geordie's crumbling empire - and his 'shift to right-wing grifter': We reveal why his production company is going bust, the sinking viewing figures after racism scandal... and his plea to be 'given a chance' trib.al/2OsrW6Z

Cha’mone!

@CharIieBennett Woltemade is a classier Kai Havertz but Howe only wants players who are Duracell bunnies.

I hope Newcastle do not bin Nick Woltemade this summer. Yoane Wissa was a panic buy from the start. I said so at the time and copped pelters for it. But there is a player in big Nick. Newcastle just don’t have a scooby doo how to use him. #NUFC

@swinburne_mark @NickDryden1 @CharIieBennett 100%

@CharIieBennett EH stays NW goes. It’s evident that he doesn’t no how to use the lad. I’d far rather EH leaves #NUFC over Big Nick.

I was #HoweOut after Brian Brobbey got the winner for the Mackems on 22nd March. Playing striker Nick Woltemade as a defensive midfielder? Playing a winger who looks like Clare Balding up front? Like for like substitutions in the 65th to 70th minute? Playing big Dan Burn in nearly every game? Giving some of the leadership group new contracts? Having your nephew picking the summer signings? Planning to swap Nick Woltemade for Liam Delap? Foreman and the jury, what is your verdict? GUILTY.

@TheAthleticFC @RichySouthern What data? Low XG (bottom 5)? 25 points dropped from winning positions? Bad results when it was 2 games a week then worse when it became just once? Shitty football to watch? I don’t know who came up with that data but I am sure it’s utter nonsense. The project needs Howe gone.

An insider at a rival club told The Athletic at several points this season that Newcastle United have been significantly lower in the table than their projections say they ‘should’ be. Another source said that on some club-specific models, their ‘expected’ position would be comfortably in a European place. So, does the data give Eddie Howe a way to explain their downturn in form in PIF meetings? ✍️ @ChrisDHWaugh and @MarkCarey93 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/72397…

@NUFC360 Will Howe accept being just a head coach who trains the team and nothing else? I don’t think so.

🗞️ Eddie Howe is expected to be given the backing of the ownership to continue, but will see changes to the way the club operates with the transfer model changing from high value Premier League experience signings to those on Free Transfers, little known or hidden release clauses and signings from abroad with potential. #NUFC

PIF are livid, 750m spent in 5 years and we still have no back up squad. Half our best players want to leave and Dan Burn and Murphy still cockblocking younger talent 14th in the league Humiliated in Barcelona Eddie is toast. Its either walk or be pushed #nufc

@DoylemMedia He will not drop Dan Burn or Jacob Murphy. Tonali, Gordon and Woltemade will depart and he will want Brexit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 replacements.

@BROWEA @PIF_en @NUFC Vision 2030 is dead if Howe is not cleaning out his locker today. More chance of the Championship than top four.

@PIF_en @NUFC will get £130m EPL prize money for the current 25/26 season, from their current 14th-place standing. A decrease of about £29m! Selling Wissa will lose us millions. Eddie Howe has lost us millions yet he is going to get another chance????

Elite coaches don’t have sticky seasons, and if they do it’s dropping a couple of places in the league, not plummeting down it and ending up in a relegation battle

@bagshaw2112 @FrankieForber 1987. Blackadder the Third the biggest clue.

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@TiffaniMadison_ @Playboy @MADCreativity Tiffani, what a body babe ❤️❤️❤️ Andy and Tiffani Swift to be 💋💋💋

💖 @Playboy Finland Magazine Cover model Oct 2023 by @MADCreativity 🐰💕

@DeniseAnderss Denise, you can be my personal trainer and my future wife.

RT if you want me as your personal trainer

@DeniseAnderss Denise, you’re gorgeous. Andy and Denise Swift to be ❤️❤️❤️

My body is the fit😏

@DeniseAnderss Denise, I really fancy you 💋💋💋

@SAFBRAD @nufcupdates9 A Brighton model with bells on? Not under Howe.

@nufcupdates9 @LukeEdwardsTele We need a Brighton model. Bringing in south American players who can be sold for a huge profit. That would solve any profit issues.

🚨 The idea is to sign young players with potential, moving away from the PL proven approach favoured by Howe last year. He is said to be happy with that & will still have a big say in recruitment meetings, with Wilson scouting players that fit his vision. [@LukeEdwardsTele]

You can rebuild all you want with Howe at the helm. #NUFC There is no antidote for * His lack of in-game mgmt * His like for like subs * No proactive action * Dated 4-3-3 formation * Prioritising English players * Crap set pieces * Playing favourites constantly

@DoylemMedia @NickDryden1 I think if Bruno G goes this summer so does his fellow 🇧🇷 Big Joe.

@NickDryden1 @LukeEdwardsTele Bruno situation is gonna blow very soon. I genuinely think he wants to stay, but the club may want to sell him at 29. Isak and AG had a fall out....Woltemade now also frosty with AG for obvious reasons...Dressing room is split. Joelinton fall out over Murphy captaining team etc

80% of what Ive said the past 3 or 4 weeks. The likes of @LukeEdwardsTele are only just catching up on. Its a much bigger mess behind the scenes than people think. Not all is down to Eddie #nufc