I made myself %3 on $david I am down to run it if you guys open x comm
I still think it deserve to run
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@spoorysol No they didnt lmao inifinite back rooms mentioned actual fartcoin IFO initial fartcoin offering this is just "Goblin" no mention of a goblin coin
as i understand the story on april 7 2026, the world jumps in the future 17776 years ahead <
so the right ticker is the og, but yall chose to buy a bundle
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@TheProperDev back in the day an $inu coin would do 100 of millions on eth before there was pumpfun
but only ogs know this
someone cto this shit
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Since we are in a full blown Japanese meta rn I think its a perfect time to run Inu(ๆด็ฌ).
Shiba inu's are Japanese bred dogs and originate for there.
I got together a banner and community.
It's time to run the golden simple "Inu" coin.
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@MastrXYZ@ProMarco9@CertiK hey been reading your content for a long time now, i just followed you.
I agree with everything you say about the extraction machine, but the problem is that there is no other way for trenchers.
these are skills that can't be applied in another industry
what do you suggest ?
2025 and 2026 were pure extraction.
THE VERIFIED DISASTER TIMELINE OF CRYPTO:
2025 + 2026 UPDATE, AS OF MARCH 23, 2026
(Or: how to explain to your partner where the gambling money went)
2025 closed with about $3.35B in hacks, scams, and exploits by @CertiK count, while @chainalysis and @MastrXYZ estimated about $17B+ in scams and fraud.
โก๏ธ January 2025
๐บ Trump linked tokens $TRUMP and $MELANIA launch, pump violently, then dump after insider and fee extraction
๐บ $TRUMP runs from under $10 to roughly $74.59 before collapsing hard
๐บ Political meme coin trading fees linked to the launch are estimated in the $86M to $100M range
๐บ Fake political launchpads steal millions from retail
๐บ China cracks down on offshore OTC desks, distorting global liquidity
๐บ Phemex exchange hacked for about $69M to $70M
๐บ Total January hack losses exceed $73.9M
โก๏ธ February 2025
๐บ $LIBRA launches on Solana, peaks near $4B market cap, then crashes below $400M after roughly $99M in insider withdrawals
๐บ AI deepfake Trump scam videos go viral
๐บ Bybit loses $1.5B, the largest exchange hack in crypto history, later linked to North Korea and Lazarus
๐บ Cetus Protocol exploited for about $220M
๐บ Phishing and social engineering theft exceeds $600M
๐บ February becomes the single most catastrophic month of the year
โก๏ธ March 2025
๐บ Political meme tokens collapse after insider wallets are exposed
๐บ Telegram impersonators drain millions
๐บ UPCX hacked for $70M
๐บ First major bridge hacks freeze user funds
๐บ KiloEx oracle manipulation confirmed
๐บ Q1 losses already move into extreme territory, proving the cycle is extraction first, utility second
โก๏ธ April 2025
๐บ Solana rugpull season accelerates with thousands of dead tokens
๐บ Sahil Arora is exposed and later admits to mass celebrity rug operations
๐บ Fake audits and AI generated whitepapers dominate presales
๐บ Mantra / OM collapse wipes out $500M+, driven by liquidation pressure and team supply concerns
๐บ OM loses roughly 90%+ in about 1 hour
๐บ China expands crypto data censorship, creating offshore price gaps
โก๏ธ May 2025
๐บ Solana presale rugs escalate
๐บ Cross chain hacks disrupt multiple networks
๐บ GMX V1 drained for about $40M to $42M
๐บ Coinbase hit by a social engineering data breach, expected cost roughly $180M to $400M
๐บ Oracle manipulation triggers multiple DeFi collapses
๐บ $WLFI launches with massive hype, then rapidly dumps
๐บ Cetus fallout deepens, with about $220M to $223M drained and about $162M later frozen
โก๏ธ June 2025
๐บ Smaller Layer 1 chains suffer validator slashing events
๐บ Users lose staked funds
๐บ Multiple small stablecoins permanently lose their peg
๐บ Nobitex exchange hacked for about $90M, linked to the Israel aligned Predatory Sparrow operation
๐บ AI powered hacks rise over 1,000% YoY
๐บ H1 confirmed hack losses exceed $2.17B
๐บ Depending on methodology, H1 losses land around $2.28B to $2.37B
โก๏ธ July 2025
๐บ Daily DeFi protocol exploits continue
๐บ Fake presale sites perfectly copy real ones
๐บ SlowMist confirms over $2.37B in H1 exploit losses
๐บ Total crypto scams exceed $2.1B in the first half of the year
๐บ GMX exploit becomes another example of old design assumptions breaking under pressure
โก๏ธ August 2025
๐บ Fake launchpads on Solana, Base, and Ethereum continue stealing funds
๐บ Wallet drainer popups bypass security prompts
๐บ MEV bots exploit swaps during congestion
๐บ 783 BTC stolen in a single Bitcoin phishing attack, worth about $91M
๐บ BtcTurk hot wallet breached for about $48M to $50M
๐บ Human compromise keeps outperforming pure code exploits
โก๏ธ September 2025
๐บ Fake wallet update popups drain thousands of wallets
๐บ CEX market makers exposed for coordinated wash trading
๐บ Fake hardware wallets leak private seeds
๐บ Political token fundraising evolves into a repeatable extraction model
๐บ $WLFI starts trading and quickly weakens, reinforcing the merge of politics and retail extraction
โก๏ธ October 2025
๐บ The Binance anomaly event destroys the market
๐บ 430 USDT pairs affected
๐บ 103 pairs trade more than 30% below all other exchanges
๐บ Over 30 pairs trade more than 100% below competitor lows
๐บ Historic liquidation cascade wipes out entire sectors, with about $19B in total liquidations
๐บ Bitcoin crashes from about $122k to $104k
๐บ Binance later compensates affected users by about $283M
๐บ China halts fiat gateways again
๐บ Trump issues a presidential pardon for CZ, shocking the industry and confirming the political capture optics
โก๏ธ November 2025
๐บ Institutional wash trading confirmed across multiple CEXs
๐บ Political tokens return in new structures and crash again
๐บ Small stablecoins depeg under stress
๐บ Roughly $1T wiped out across total crypto market capitalization
๐บ By some tallies, the wipeout reaches about $1.2T within roughly 6 weeks from the October peak
๐บ Bitcoin drops over 30% from the yearly high
๐บ The market starts repricing trust itself, not only price
โก๏ธ December 2025
๐บ Trust in centralized exchanges hits historic lows
๐บ Validator failures cause multi chain outages
๐บ Offshore liquidity dries up under geopolitical pressure
๐บ Yearn Finance exploit triggers massive capital destruction, about $9M via the yETH infinite mint bug
๐บ The attacker mints an absurd amount of yETH while depositing only 16 wei
๐บ Cloud mining scams dominate retail losses
๐บ Year end closes with systemic fatigue, broken trust, and exhausted liquidity
โก๏ธ January 2026
๐บ Truebit Protocol exploited for about $26.4M via an integer overflow flaw in a 5 year old unupgraded smart contract
๐บ TRU token effectively nuked, collapsing nearly 100%
๐บ Record single victim phishing and social engineering hit, with 1 investor losing about $282M to $284M through a sophisticated Trezor / Ledger impersonation scam, including fake support letters and QR codes stealing seed phrases
๐บ Theft includes about 1,459 BTC and 2.05M LTC
๐บ Step Finance treasury wallets compromised for about $27M to $40M via executive device and private key exposure
๐บ Project affiliates including SolanaFloor and Remora Markets are ultimately shut down
๐บ Multiple Ledger customer data leaks via third party processors fuel more targeted phishing
๐บ Total January losses land around $370M to $400M, the highest monthly total in over 1 year
๐บ More than 71% of January damage comes from phishing and social engineering
๐บ The single whale phishing hit accounts for nearly 75% of the monthly total
โก๏ธ February 2026
๐บ Losses plummet about 87% to roughly $49.3M
๐บ Step Finance impact spills over into early February
๐บ Smaller incidents include YieldBlox at about $10M, IoTeX ioTube at about $8.8M, and CrossCurve at about $3M through an Axelar message spoofing related exploit
๐บ Continued wallet drainers, address poisoning, and AI powered scams
๐บ No mega hacks, but the structure is still broken
๐บ Security improvements become visible only relative to the carnage of 2025 and January 2026
โก๏ธ March 2026, through March 23
๐บ Resolv Labs USR stablecoin exploited on March 22
๐บ Attacker uses a compromised private key to mint about 80M unbacked USR
๐บ Roughly $23M to $25M drained in ETH value
๐บ USR depegs catastrophically, from $1 to as low as $0.025 to $0.27 depending on venue and pool depth
๐บ Protocol immediately paused
๐บ Ongoing smaller wallet drains across EVM chains continue, with root cause still under investigation in several cases
๐บ Lazarus linked infrastructure compromises reported, including Bitrefill
๐บ About 18,500 purchase records reportedly exposed in that compromise
๐บ Persistent phishing, fake support campaigns, and cloud or frontend outages spike during volatility
MAJOR EXTRA EVENTS 2025 TO 2026
๐บ Pumpfun extracts over $1B+ in cumulative revenue while producing thousands of rug tokens and disposable launches
๐บ Political token fundraising becomes a fully operational extraction model
๐บ AI scams and deepfake fraud explode across all platforms
๐บ 2025 closes with roughly $3.35B to $3.4B in hacks, scams, and exploits by security firm tallies
๐บ Broader scams and fraud estimates move toward $17B
๐บ State linked actors, sanctions evasion networks, professional laundering pipelines, and industrial scale impersonation define the cycle
๐บ Early 2026 confirms the shift: human and operational attacks, phishing, key compromise, exec device hacks, malicious signatures, and cloud weak points increasingly dwarf pure smart contract exploits
๐บ Legacy contracts, multisig weaknesses, and cloud provider dependencies continue causing outages and drains
Well friends:
๐บ 2025 was 12 months of continuous extraction
๐บ Insider abuse, political capture, fake innovation, and mass manipulation defined the year
๐บ The machine did not stop on January 1, 2026
๐บ January reopened with another $370M to $400M bloodbath
๐บ February cooled to about $49.3M, but only after unprecedented damage
๐บ Marchโs Resolv depeg proved that stablecoin and DeFi infrastructure can still break from 1 compromised key
๐บ Trust in CEXs, bridges, old contracts, multisigs, cloud layers, and even hardware wallets remains near historic lows
๐บ State actors, Extractors, Trump linked insider trades, AI tools, fake support flows, phishing kits, and sophisticated social engineering keep winning
Have fun or LFG....
By $MASTR investigation.
my god they will pump a coin with the wrong spelling just to keep you sidelined
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this right spelling :
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this is the wrong spelling don't buy it.
they do this everyday pump cheap vamps to liquidate you or keep you sidelined, do what you want with this info
this also the right spelling and first one deployed
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the one pumping rn has the wrong spelling they doin it to keep you sidelined on the narrative as always
cheap vamp