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This morning, Genesis, the lending platform powering Gemini Earn, announced that they have paused withdrawals. We're not fancy; we hold ETH in a SOC1/SOC2 compliant multi-sig custodial solution and USD in a top-tier financial institution. Zero funds lost, zero funds held back. 🫡

@oliviawilde I’m lucky I guess. Her shedding is only bad about twice per year. During those shedding weeks tho... I have to abandon all hope

Anybody else have a husky mix who sheds like a mofo? Every time I brush our mutt it’s like sheering a sheep. I could stuff a couch. There has to be a way to help him not melt in the sun. SOS.

Sweet keyboard at ⁦@goshippo⁩ engineer’s desk :)

grocery shopping: dog: food, raw meat, fancy treats ($48) me: i think i bought some lettuce

ordered a screen protector for my car. i think a little part of me died today

Trail of Bits donates $100,000 to support young researchers through @SummerC0n blog.trailofbits.com/2018/06/29/tra…

@metrini @MKBHD For real, although in fairness, I was talking to my friend Chad for 15 whole minutes before I realized I was staring at a jar of mayonnaise

@MKBHD Close but no cigar. All black people don't look alike dangit!! 😂😂

To the 8,537 people who have tweeted a picture of this face in Apple stores: I swear this isn't me lol

Today's vibe: I'm Googling "how to tell if I've been poisoned"

After owning a dog for a month I’m here to tell you that John Wick is the story of the world’s most restrained person who sees their dog murdered

I bought a bag of deformed jelly beans. They cost $1 more than regular jelly beans. I know a deal when I see one

Please stop DMing me videos of you guys slam dunking MoonPies into a hoop that’s not what they’re for

So, I'm not tripping? There was just a random ass low altitude fireworks show in San Francisco tonight?

...or a new microwave? hmmm

Should I get a new router if the WiFi drops when I turn on the microwave?

we dead

@DHLeCommerce Does DHL eCommerce support the Aland Islands? (country code: AX)

@Farshad_Tehrani if you guys are using Shopify for Puku Pals, you should check out Shippo (easy negotiated commercial rates)

Not sure I feel good about signing up for a site that asked for my zip code through an unordered list in a drop down box

Get ready for a long thread. I'm feeling something I have to get off my chest. Like now.