Jacob Thomas

@RobertLogan86 @_cizzyy When was the last time a bald fella got pregnant

@_cizzyy He said he wanted to have a 16 year olds babies a few weeks back.

I might not have to platform to reach anyone but honestly it's sickening how much my friend Craig is getting battered online for doing fuck all wrong, Craig is one of the most genuine and honest humans I've ever met - fed up of people being vile over absolutely fucking nothing 💔

@NathanPanter_52 In the same way Arteta's a failure for spending over a billion quid and not winning a trophy in 5 years?

Liverpool Isak 130m + Wirtz 125m + Kerkez 47m + Frimpong 40m + Ekitike 95m + Leoni 30m + If they don’t win the league, this is a massive fail on Liverpools side, they’ve literally bought the league Anything other than the prem is a fail That’s how we do it isn’t it?

@SMXLFC @AnfieldSector The difference I think is we had Jorg Schmadke's "transfer poker" last season

@AnfieldSector Tbf all the names linked last summer were wrong too…bar Mac Allister, nobody knew about the rest of them

Next Sunday’s Chelsea XI: GK: Sánchez LB: Colwill CB: Silva, Disasi RB: Gusto CM: Caicedo, Gallagher CAM: Enzo LW: Chilwell ST : Jackson RW: Sterling (This better be a fucking jinx)

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@LilasLFC Isn't it the Saudi government funding the deal? If there was a "bidding war" wouldn't they just be bidding against themselves?

Klopp on Liverpool’s ‘pull’ in this window: “Everything is more difficult, there are reasons and you all know them. Some clubs just have a different way to do it. As a normal club, it’s really difficult to catch up with them. It’s just how it is.”

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@AlexGoldberg_ Please take him man 60m is daylight robbery 😭😭 I’d rather we go for Florentino Luis or something

So here we go, Liverpool coming in the 11th hour, like we imagined they could, to try & steal Romeo Lavia. But now all of a sudden it seems he prefers us, when not long ago it was apparently the opposite. This window, man 🤣

@idk_v3 @TravellingMack @MrTwoFooted If Caicedo gets bought by Real Madrid for instance, with this clause Liverpool will get the full £111m paid back, and the remainding £49m will be split 50/50 between the club and Brighton

@LilasLFC @JoshLFC1909

If Moises Caicedo had better advisors around him with his best interests at heart he'd be undergoing a Liverpool medical right now.

@Mobyhaque1 Very true, hope we sign both they are top top talents.

@JacobJT2004 It’s one game never judge a player on one game. Specially if it’s your only time watching them. We sign off long term view

André 🇧🇷25-30M€ Frederico Redondo 🇦🇷5-6M€ Fabricio 🇺🇾 Diaz 6-8M€ There are so many smart midfield signings that we don’t usually do but others do. We have to change this strategy specially given we can sign 2-4 players without any work permits now.

@UnitedStandMUFC 7-0

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@UnitedPeoplesTV fella looks like a pig from angry birds

Rasmus Hojlund to #MUFC for £50m... YES or NO? 🤔

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