Jessica

@HealthYSolSoap Love the packaging im buying them all

New seasonals launch tomorrow. These seasonal drops add so much excitement to our existing customer base. We first started with Christmas, did a quick and efficient V-Day run, and now our Spring collection blooms tomorrow. This is where our 6 week long durability may seem like a disadvantage - customers don’t have the need for more soap. But the keep buying! We will pass on Easter this year (small team, we design, R&D, and produce ourselves. We barely got these out on time.) But you bet there will be more limited runs. World Cup, Summer, Autumn, Spooky, Winter, Christmas. Have an idea for a seasonal opportunity? Let me hear it. Building this biz is so much fun.

@VeraSaltCo I dump it in empty flaky salt jars, I fly though the flaky salt so jars accumulate fast

Do you keep your salt in the bag it came in or do you have a salt cellar or a jar or what. I need to know how other people live

I don’t want to sound dramatic but I need every girl on her period to snack on beef jerky & have steak for dinner going forward that’s an order!

Saying “I hate wasting food” is a pretentious & revealing sentence. It’s performative empathy, borderline passive aggressive, usually a lib. Winter Squirrel Mindset

Very common fitness L (especially w/ women) is when people see 700 cals burned from their HIIT class & only 120 cals burned from their weight lifting session so they opt for HIIT over lifting & initially see good results (via fat loss) but they never build any significant muscle mass so they end up skinny fat & exhausted & spinning their wheels in endless HIIT classes

• be J.P. Morgan • born 1837, rich kid who decided "rich" wasn't enough • sickly youth, rheumatic fever, grows up to be a tank of a man • develops a nose so purple and bulbous he hates mirrors • chases photographers down the street with a cane if they get too close • invents "Morganization": buy the competition, merge them, fire the idiots, print money • 1895: The US Government literally runs out of gold reserves • takes a train to DC, walks into the White House uninvited • sits in the corner playing solitaire while Grover Cleveland tries to figure out what to do • tells the President: "I'll bail out the country, but on my terms" • writes a check for $65M in gold, saves the US dollar from collapse • creates U.S. Steel, the first billion-dollar company in history • buys Andrew Carnegie out for $480M on a handshake • Carnegie later: "I should have asked for $100M more." Morgan: "I would have paid it." • 1907: Wall Street panic, banks are dropping like flies • locks the city's richest bankers in his library, locks the heavy brass doors • puts the key in his pocket, sits down, and waits • tells them: "Nobody leaves until you pledge $25M to fix this." • they sign the checks at 5 AM just to get out of the room • booked the maiden voyage on the Titanic (his own ship) • cancels last minute because he "felt off," dodges the iceberg • dies in Rome, estate valued at $80M • Rockefeller reads the will and scoffs: "And to think, he wasn't even a rich man." • Congress realizes they can't rely on one guy to save the economy every 10 years • creates the Federal Reserve specifically to replace him He was the Central Bank before the Central Bank existed.

More tweets like these could solve the epidemic of whoreish gym attire

Some third worlders just tried to hack our Shopify. Luckily I saw it immediately & was able to lock them out fast. They flooded my email with mailing list signups to drown out the Shopify notifications. Be very careful out there friends

@wolffdew I would suggest putting some fountainhead conditioner on slightly damp hair before your shower as a hair mask, can leave in for 30 minutes or so before you wash it out, then use conditioner again as you normally would after shampooing🫶

In desperate need of a good hair mask/ hydration thing that doesn’t contain 46 ingredients. I use conditioner and oiling my hair afterwards is basically the only thing I do. But my ends need a lot more love

Anyone can achieve this easily today it’s just not the style anymore. First you need to have short layers around the crown/top of the head with long layering everywhere else for lots of texture. Short layers at the top will hold a style for longer because they’re not being weighed down by a lot of hair. Start with wet hair & blow dry upside down for volume. From there can either put in hot rollers, use a 2 inch curling iron & pin the curls, or continue blow drying with a round brush & pin the curls. If you have cowlicks don’t force them down, embrace them & enhance them for extra volume. Add LOTS of hairspray, tease the hair at the root & add more hairspray. Take out the pin curls once the hair cools completely & shake them out to style, or brush gently. bombshell blowout secured, can achieve this in 30-40 minutes with a Dyson air wrap

Top of the line espresso machine, Breville

@JulianaLung Claire is the best

@nick96smart Thank you for the kind words Nick, it was a pleasure speaking with you! SEVO to the moon! 🌕

I had the pleasure of speaking with Jessica on the phone a few weeks ago, and it was immediately clear just how sharp, insightful, and genuinely engaging she is. As a huge fan of FountainHead products myself, I wholeheartedly recommend seizing this sale before it's gone!

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If you haven’t heard, FountainHead is offering 25% off all natural haircare products for cyber Monday, & it expires tonight! Rosemary shampoo & conditioner are almost sold out 📦

Who knows of a good steak pho recipe?

I love that there’s no reason to shop with a mega corp anymore. All my Black Friday shopping so far: @VeraSaltCo stocked up on flake salt + grinders @HealthYSolSoap fresh bundle of soap @thewoolshire so excited for these wool pillows @realpungao caffeine free preworkout @BasedSupps magnesium glycinate What am I missing??

Happy Friday! You’re likely already overwhelmed with deals this year, but we wanted to let you know our 25% off site-wide deal is going strong. We won’t be having another sale for 8 months, so be sure to stock up now!

Yes hello? 25% off raw honey shampoo starts tomorrow. Be there or be gay.

New website is now live. Big thanks to @MindOfIntra for the exceptional rendering of our V3 products. Black Friday sale will be kicking off Thursday afternoon. Shipping is now live for all products. sevoskin.care