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How is it that once Trump casts his Satanic spell on people like Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, John Fetterman and some preachers, they suddenly renounce kindness, compassion, decency and reason?

Still before the presidency. Still the same pattern. DAY 88 Before the White House, there was Trump Steaks. In 2007. “The world’s greatest steaks.” Of course they were. Sold through Sharper Image. Because nothing says premium beef like the place you buy massage chairs. Big price. Big branding. His name slapped all over it. And then, of course, It flopped. Gone almost as fast as it showed up. Because it was never about the product. It was the pitch. The name. The illusion. And when it failed? Shrug. Move on. Pretend it never happened. Same playbook. Same failures. Only thing that didn’t sell, was the steak. 🥩 Feel free to check out my highlights tab for days 1-87.

Trump at a UFC event last night told fighter Paulo Costa he’s too good-looking to fight. “You’re a beautiful guy. You could be a model, you look so good.” This was what Trump was doing as negotiations with Iran imploded.

@MeidasTouch @LindaFSmith3 That’s how you talk to someone when you want to have relations.

@FurkanGozukara @NewJeffCT I think this is real.

Masterpiece who made this 😭🤣😂

@AvaGrace9211 Lucky the didn’t do a George Floyd on her.

She thinks she can get away without paying for her hamburger 🍔 meal. That’s theft of service! Entitled liberal!

The richest man in the world has no friend. Does greatness demand isolation, He has everything money can buy yet in this moment, he has no one to share the drink with.

@chiky_handlr His best friend is busy.

@Udntnonutn @smc429 This response made me laugh. Hard! 😂🤣

@smc429 How is it that all these wannabe alpha douches, worship a man who wears more makeup than Gene Simmons, dances like he’s jerking off two imaginary giraffes, and shits himself in public? MAGA really is starved for role models.

What's he doing at UFC to begin with?

@JeremyJ35563646 @AZ_Brittney

@AZ_Brittney Nope Trump can out think every Democrat in the country! You stupid fucks ask this of Trump after Biden’s 4 years! Do any of you Democrats think before talking?

Rep Jamie Raskin is calling for Trump to take a cognitive test. Do you support this? Yes or No? ✋

🚨 HOLY CRAP! JD Vance’s peace negotiations with Iran in Pakistan just ended for the night after nearly 12 HOURS It’s 3 AM in Pakistan. Talks will resume again tomorrow. VP is HELLBENT on getting this done. Pray for JD’s strength, and pray for PEACE! 🙏🏻

@DansForSenate @POTUS Thank you Paul Dans - you are a true SC patriot! I've said it once ... I'll say it again (OK, thats not really me). Sorry Mr. President. Term Limits.

It’s amazing how quickly these are being made.

@JOKAQARMY1 Is this real?

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein is bonded together.

@anenemarycynth2 @sciencegirl

@sciencegirl You've got to do the needful Those nostrils are too big don't you think so?

A Ring camera owner has shared footage showing a frantic man banging on their door and mentioning the house owners daughter What would you do in this situation.

@sciencegirl MAGA behavior.

@sickstringer @DrEliDavid Trump released many noxious sleep farts during his trial. Hegseth is trying to show camaraderie as well as disdain for the press.

@DrEliDavid In that picture, Hegseth just farted and Rubio can smell it. It's bad!

Rubio-Hegseth 2028 The greatest of all!

@DemarsHobb94799 Trump released many noxious sleep farts during his trial. Hegseth is trying to show camaraderie as well as disdain for the press.

Hegseth farted live...must be from the liquor he drank on stage before this.

@DailyMarcher Trump released many noxious sleep farts during his trial. Hegseth is trying to show camaraderie as well as disdain for the press.

NO FUCKING WAY🤣🤣 Pete Hegseth FARTED and looked at everyone to see if they noticed